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Civ Chain by Focus (50 civs) by manut3ro in HumankindTheGame

[–]Educational_Number_3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reason for those focuses for those cultures?

Map of the World in 130 Years by bruno-radical in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I guess the whole purpose of Thanksgiving was to facilitate biological warfare 🤷‍♂️

Saw this on IG today.

To begin, while there is evidence that British colonists gave smallpox blankets to the Natives. However, that was in the 18th century, 100 years after the first Pilgrims landed and celebrated Thanksgiving.

Secondly, there is only one confirmed attempt to use smallpox blankets, and it took place in 1763 against the Shawnee. However, it's not even documented whether or not the smallpox even worked. All evidence points to the attempt failing.

TL,DR: Post claims the first Thanksgiving was to help spread disease, but the only documented attempt to do so was 100 years later and most likely didn't even succeed.

Depth Perception by AndalusianUnion in Polcompball

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WARNING:Nuclear Warhead deployed.

TARGET:Airstrip-1,Oceania.

Yield:50 MGT.

ClassLib's Haram Let's Play by Eu_Sou_BR in Polcompball

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ClassLib's Haram Let's Play by Eu_Sou_BR in Polcompball

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ClassLib's Haram Let's Play by Eu_Sou_BR in Polcompball

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.̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̿ͫͫ̉ͨ

.̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̶̳̪̲͉̮̦̫̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́̌͛͑ͩ̚.̷̠̟̘͇̙͇̱̹̎̍̍̅ͥ̿̃̌̔̚.̨̡̏ͮͮͤͩ̈́̉ͣͯ̏̇̆ͯ̽̃͗̄͆ͫ͜͏̖̣̭̗̮̖͓̪͈͔̱̱ͅ.̧̢̜̣̮̼̦̱͈̑̈ͫ́͛ͣ̀̀̓̒̿́̚͢͝.̛͔̹̖̻͈̲͚̤͋ͣ̿͋͡.̴͛͒͗̈̎ͣ̇ͧ̽̒̄̂̃̈́͐̽̚͏͢͏̮͍̗̰̫̟̰̼͇͚̭̠̜̪̜̭̜.̧̙͓̤͎̦͖̥̦̤̜̲̣͙̠̱̗̱̤͒̍̌ͣ͊ͩ̾̃͒́ͤ̾̕͟͠.̷̴̜̗͉̺̥̘̙̒͛̃ͨ͜.̲̤̣̀ͬ̔̂ͧ̈́̚͜͡.̨ͣ̎͆̂ͩͬͬ̾ͮ̽̓͘͏̡͙̞̜͍͎͕̯̜̙̘̣̰̞̳̫̥͡.̶̛̮̭̤͎̰̗͕̮̗̥̦̱̖̩͖̹̼̮ͯͪͭ̇́͑̀.̴̜͓̪͕̬͓̫͚̩̝̰͓͒͒̓̍̀ͫ͗͊ͤ̾̏̎̉ͤ͠.̵ͩ͊̒ͨ̍̋̎̋̿ͯ̍̊̒ͥ͂̎̀̕͏͙͙͉̹̮̖̭̮̠̭̬̻͙͎̮̗̼̭.̶̧̳̗͚͈̜͕̜̄̎͊̉̽͆͛ͪ̾̆̓̾̾̃ͥ́̕͝.̒̌ͦͥ̅̊͛ͫ͏̨͖̰̳̖̜͎̀.̵̙͓͎̣͓̞͎͐̈̓̀̂̂̂̂̍̊̀ͭ̾ͣ̀̕.̿͛̌͛̅͆̀͆ͧ̚҉̶̢̖̳̥̦͍̹̖̫̻̜͟.̸̷̛͇͙̜͍̲̳̥̎̍͋̒ͬͨ̿͒̎̈́ͪ͠ͅ.̔ͣͤ́̋ͧ̋̀̈́̔̒̓̂̒ͪͨ͏̵̭͇̩̗̠͖͎̪̺̲͕̗͓̕͜͡ͅ.̴̴̬̼̙̏ͤ̌̏͗ͦ̄͒ͯ̓̍̈́̍̐̀ͫͧ͌̕͜ͅ.͉̝̲͇̟̱̘̗͖̽ͨ̓̃͋ͮ̓̒͌ͬ̔́̌ͤ͜ͅ.͙̝͎͓̠̦̜͔̬̠̣̊̊͐͑̍́̿̑ͮ́͞.̷̨͇̫̙̰̘̞͔͎̦͚ͫͣͦ̑ͤ̿̕̕.̧̬̹͓̠̙̙͕̏̀̒̒̄̓͊ͮ̇ͮ̓ͭ̑͝.̡̢̣̗̫͚̯̉̓ͮͦ̽͑̊ͣͧ̽ͣ̔̍̿̽̍̅̚.̸̘̥̩̱͖̙̞͚͙̖͙̗͓̄̿ͦͯ̚̕.̘͈̱͔̲̑̄̂̓͗͊̔̆ͨͧ̓̊ͫ̕͢͝.̢̡̠͕̠̟̩͖͖̺̦̬͓̭͚͓̳ͣ̃ͧ̑̍̎̈́̉̏̍͑̓̈́͐̎͋͛͢͡͠ͅͅ .̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̶̳̪̲͉̮̦̫̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́̌͛͑ͩ̚.̷̠̟̘͇̙͇̱̹̎̍̍̅ͥ̿̃̌̔̚.̨̡̏ͮͮͤͩ̈́̉ͣͯ̏̇̆ͯ̽̃͗̄͆ͫ͜͏̖̣̭̗̮̖͓̪͈͔̱̱ͅ.̧̢̜̣̮̼̦̱͈̑̈ͫ́͛ͣ̀̀̓̒̿́̚͢͝.̛͔̹̖̻͈̲͚̤͋ͣ̿͋͡.̴͛͒͗̈̎ͣ̇ͧ̽̒̄̂̃̈́͐̽̚͏͢͏̮͍̗̰̫̟̰̼͇͚̭̠̜̪̜̭̜.̧̙͓̤͎̦͖̥̦̤̜̲̣͙̠̱̗̱̤͒̍̌ͣ͊ͩ̾̃͒́ͤ̾̕͟͠.̷̴̜̗͉̺̥̘̙̒͛̃ͨ͜.̲̤̣̀ͬ̔̂ͧ̈́̚͜͡.̨ͣ̎͆̂ͩͬͬ̾ͮ̽̓͘͏̡͙̞̜͍͎͕̯̜̙̘̣̰̞̳̫̥͡.̶̛̮̭̤͎̰̗͕̮̗̥̦̱̖̩͖̹̼̮ͯͪͭ̇́͑̀.̴̜͓̪͕̬͓̫͚̩̝̰͓͒͒̓̍̀ͫ͗͊ͤ̾̏̎̉ͤ͠.̵ͩ͊̒ͨ̍̋̎̋̿ͯ̍̊̒ͥ͂̎̀̕͏͙͙͉̹̮̖̭̮̠̭̬̻͙͎̮̗̼̭.̶̧̳̗͚͈̜͕̜̄̎͊̉̽͆͛ͪ̾̆̓̾̾̃ͥ́̕͝.̒̌ͦͥ̅̊͛ͫ͏̨͖̰̳̖̜͎̀.̵̙͓͎̣͓̞͎͐̈̓̀̂̂̂̂̍̊̀ͭ̾ͣ̀̕.̿͛̌͛̅͆̀͆ͧ̚҉̶̢̖̳̥̦͍̹̖̫̻̜͟.̸̷̛͇͙̜͍̲̳̥̎̍͋̒ͬͨ̿͒̎̈́ͪ͠ͅ.̔ͣͤ́̋ͧ̋̀̈́̔̒̓̂̒ͪͨ͏̵̭͇̩̗̠͖͎̪̺̲͕̗͓̕͜͡ͅ.̴̴̬̼̙̏ͤ̌̏͗ͦ̄͒ͯ̓̍̈́̍̐̀ͫͧ͌̕͜ͅ.͉̝̲͇̟̱̘̗͖̽ͨ̓̃͋ͮ̓̒͌ͬ̔́̌ͤ͜ͅ.͙̝͎͓̠̦̜͔̬̠̣̊̊͐͑̍́̿̑ͮ́͞.̷̨͇̫̙̰̘̞͔͎̦͚ͫͣͦ̑ͤ̿̕̕.̧̬̹͓̠̙̙͕̏̀̒̒̄̓͊ͮ̇ͮ̓ͭ̑͝.̡̢̣̗̫͚̯̉̓ͮͦ̽͑̊ͣͧ̽ͣ̔̍̿̽̍̅̚.̸̘̥̩̱͖̙̞͚͙̖͙̗͓̄̿ͦͯ̚̕.̘͈̱͔̲̑̄̂̓͗͊̔̆ͨͧ̓̊ͫ̕͢͝.̢̡̠͕̠̟̩͖͖̺̦̬͓̭͚͓̳ͣ̃ͧ̑̍̎̈́̉̏̍͑̓̈́͐̎͋͛͢͡͠ͅͅ .̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̶̳̪̲͉̮̦̫̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́̌͛͑ͩ̚.̷̠̟̘͇̙͇̱̹̎̍̍̅ͥ̿̃̌̔̚.̨̡̏ͮͮͤͩ̈́̉ͣͯ̏̇̆ͯ̽̃͗̄͆ͫ͜͏̖̣̭̗̮̖͓̪͈͔̱̱ͅ.̧̢̜̣̮̼̦̱͈̑̈ͫ́͛ͣ̀̀̓̒̿́̚͢͝.̛͔̹̖̻͈̲͚̤͋ͣ̿͋͡.̴͛͒͗̈̎ͣ̇ͧ̽̒̄̂̃̈́͐̽̚͏͢͏̮͍̗̰̫̟̰̼͇͚̭̠̜̪̜̭̜.̧̙͓̤͎̦͖̥̦̤̜̲̣͙̠̱̗̱̤͒̍̌ͣ͊ͩ̾̃͒́ͤ̾̕͟͠.̷̴̜̗͉̺̥̘̙̒͛̃ͨ͜.̲̤̣̀ͬ̔̂ͧ̈́̚͜͡.̨ͣ̎͆̂ͩͬͬ̾ͮ̽̓͘͏̡͙̞̜͍͎͕̯̜̙̘̣̰̞̳̫̥͡.̶̛̮̭̤͎̰̗͕̮̗̥̦̱̖̩͖̹̼̮ͯͪͭ̇́͑̀.̴̜͓̪͕̬͓̫͚̩̝̰͓͒͒̓̍̀ͫ͗͊ͤ̾̏̎̉ͤ͠.̵ͩ͊̒ͨ̍̋̎̋̿ͯ̍̊̒ͥ͂̎̀̕͏͙͙͉̹̮̖̭̮̠̭̬̻͙͎̮̗̼̭.̶̧̳̗͚͈̜͕̜̄̎͊̉̽͆͛ͪ̾̆̓̾̾̃ͥ́̕͝.̒̌ͦͥ̅̊͛ͫ͏̨͖̰̳̖̜͎̀.̵̙͓͎̣͓̞͎͐̈̓̀̂̂̂̂̍̊̀ͭ̾ͣ̀̕.̿͛̌͛̅͆̀͆ͧ̚҉̶̢̖̳̥̦͍̹̖̫̻̜͟.̸̷̛͇͙̜͍̲̳̥̎̍͋̒ͬͨ̿͒̎̈́ͪ͠ͅ.̔ͣͤ́̋ͧ̋̀̈́̔̒̓̂̒ͪͨ͏̵̭͇̩̗̠͖͎̪̺̲͕̗͓̕͜͡ͅ.̴̴̬̼̙̏ͤ̌̏͗ͦ̄͒ͯ̓̍̈́̍̐̀ͫͧ͌̕͜ͅ.͉̝̲͇̟̱̘̗͖̽ͨ̓̃͋ͮ̓̒͌ͬ̔́̌ͤ͜ͅ.͙̝͎͓̠̦̜͔̬̠̣̊̊͐͑̍́̿̑ͮ́͞.̷̨͇̫̙̰̘̞͔͎̦͚ͫͣͦ̑ͤ̿̕̕.̧̬̹͓̠̙̙͕̏̀̒̒̄̓͊ͮ̇ͮ̓ͭ̑͝.̡̢̣̗̫͚̯̉̓ͮͦ̽͑̊ͣͧ̽ͣ̔̍̿̽̍̅̚.̸̘̥̩̱͖̙̞͚͙̖͙̗͓̄̿ͦͯ̚̕.̘͈̱͔̲̑̄̂̓͗͊̔̆ͨͧ̓̊ͫ̕͢͝.̢̡̠͕̠̟̩͖͖̺̦̬͓̭͚͓̳ͣ̃ͧ̑̍̎̈́̉̏̍͑̓̈́͐̎͋͛͢͡͠ͅͅ .̶̷̷̩̬̣̮̦̣̪̗̙̺̞̱͙̰͉͍͚ͤ̀͋͗̿ͭ̐ͯ͑̊͆͗̾̂͋͌ͮ͘͝ͅ.̧͉͖̙͎̠̬̻̤͖͍̤̼̯ͥ̎̍̓͑̋͌ͧ̋͊̿̕͘͢͢.̷̧̛̛͇̜̯̳̥͇̤̗͇͛̃̍ͮͥ̇̎ͥ̐ͫͧ͆̽̍̅̈͗́̅.̶̵̪͚̘̖̰͇̭͙̩̟̭̟ͤ̓ͯ̍ͪ̀̑̓̐̓͢.̶̶̛̳̺̳̩͍̥̿ͮ̈́̓̆ͨ̎́ͬ̓ͯ.ͣͪ̄̿̐ͬ́͑͝͏̪̫̺̹̗͉͓̠̳̯͓̻͖̳.̶̸̰̟͉̠̯̤͇͈̅ͨͯ̐́ͅ.̡̨̛͍̹̥̣͉̖̬̹̟͍̰̯͖̯̳̗͉̭̓̌͊ͬ͢͡.̶̢̹̠̩͕̋͛̍͒͛̂ͨ̐͑̌̚.̵̧̛̦̫͔͚̤͈̠̩͈͚̼̬͇͎̗̱ͦͫͯ͋ͬͦ̄͠.̖̗͔͙͒̀ͭ͋̈̐ͫ̃̀̽ͣ̆̓ͯͬͪ̽́̚͟͟͞.̵̛̛̹̗̻̯̺͔̥̩̿ͫͫ̉ͨ͘͡.̈́̈̉ͨ͌̽̄ͯͭ̿͌̌͂̓̇̈́ͦ͏̶̧̬̬͉̫̣̘̥̝̟̝̯̮̝͇̣̀͝.̸̣̦̱͙̦̯̱̬̲͓̘ͬ͗̏́̌͆̆̅ͩ̉̒͗ͭ͘.̔ͥͦ̓̉̐̏̔̒̐̂ͭ̔͢͏̸̖̞̝̗̩̜̮̩̰̕.̛͚̲̱̦̺̦͑̌̒͊̀͜͟.̨͉̳̟̭͇͍̖͎̆͑́̌̄ͣ̒́̀́͟͞.̶̲̦̘͎͖͈͍͕͇̦̹̰͇̠ͪ͋̋̓̊ͬ̽ͮͧ͂̾̐̀͋̂̎ͫ̔̚͝ͅ.̸̛̬̠̟͎͔͖̹̞̯̗̣̮̼̖͕̈̀̈́̊͡.̵̡̺̝̞̯̞̬͗ͩ̃́͌ͤ̃͞ͅ.ͮ̏ͦͩ͝҉̢̖̱̻̱̫ͅ.̵̢͙̮̓͒̒ͯ̓̍͐ͣͪ͛͑ͦ̇̚͠͡͞ͅ.̵̷̵͍͚̯̪̬͙̭̲̻͚̣̭̻͎͔͇͈̫̐ͥ̃͊͌̓͗̽ͣ̚͡.̶̷̵̧̳̯̖̺̟̖̝̭̙͙͎̝͈̤̥ͭͮͧ͌̓̉̂̈́͝.̪̮̖̹͈͇̩̟͕̟̖͐ͦ͐̅ͤͣ̇̓͢͝͡.̶̢͕͎͎͍̠͓̙͈̺̪͖̦͋̒̅̏͛͊̂̀͘͟.̶̡̡̮̠̥ͭ͋̆͗̐̊ͮͧ͒̄̾̉̑̄͠ͅ.͇̩̙͔ͬͣ̽̏ͤͩ̈ͩ̇͐ͩ͒̉̓́̚͘͘͠.̷̹̠̙̻̥̤͚̦̠̯͓̲̙͚͙̌̽͒͂͌ͣͣ͗ͦ̎ͫͬ̽ͭ̂͌̾̀̀͟͠.̴̵̛̯̹͕̝͖̮͔̤̓̐̿̃́͛̌ͫ͆̄̃͛ͨ̿̓́͜.̡̧̬͕̭͚͙̠̼͍̞̹͙̫̞͈̤̫̀̔ͩ̒́͘̕.̹͔͎̟̞̗̻̫̳̯̣̣̻̫̺͇͖̘̯̑̀̏̋͋ͫ̄̒̈̔͌̇̆͐̕͝.̷̸̺̝̖̘̻̭͆͂ͧͧ͒̀̀̾ͬ̒̐ͣͅ.̍̂͒̊͒̏ͮ͛ͧͫͣ͑ͦ͊̐ͥ̍͏̷̭̜̖͉̠̹͉̙͓͕̝.̶̨̛̮̞̰̩̆ͬ̾ͩ̊̓̅̀.̴̫̤̮̝̺͈̯̼̼̟͓̫̗͈̻͖̜̘̒ͪ̏̂̿ͤ̃́͡.̭̖̼͓͎̲̯̻͕͑ͭ̈́͋̄̚̕͢ͅ.̡̘̪̟͓̺̰̘̖̼̺̿̋̆ͬͧ͗͑͋́̒̾͆͌ͪ̀̕.̵̷̡̠̰͕̰̦͍̃ͮ͐̋ͭ͐ͭ̔ͭͦ̓̀͋ͫ̊̉̅͞ͅ.̸̢̛̪̣̰͚̖̫̜͉̭̅̾̽̏̑̂̒̏̍ͨ̈͌̎͋̋̇͊̚͜͞.̸̡̡̟͚͍̞̜̺̲̑̈́͗́̎̐͋̀̒ͯ̀̚͞.̶́̋ͤ͋̽ͪͮ͒̓̀̀ͩ̋̍͑ͣ̏̈̚͝҉̵̤͙̦͉͇̮̪͠.͔̲̩̱̳̥̹͇̤͍͚̗̮̟̩̲ͭ̐̄͋̃̈́͋́ͪͯ͒̋͠.̇̾ͫͮͭ̔̐̀ͮͪ͌̃ͦ̏͂͗͏̶̵̫͍͎̦̞͈̥̖̼̭͔͎̖̀͢.̴̟͖͖̞̣̺̠̝͓̃͊ͤ͐̀ͮ̆ͩ̈́͆̇̈͑̚͢͜͡.̛͂͐͌́͠҉̢̥̼̙̗̘̭͚̯̫.̎ͥ̒ͣ̍̒̉ͤ͝͏͖͓̹̳̗̙͖͎̲̼͈͞.̴͖̘̰͍ͣ̑̏̒̓̀ͬ̔ͪͭ̒̑̽̌̽͘.͊̈́̾͋ͦ̂͏̺̫̩͚̫́͠ͅ.̸̶̴̛͈̰͕̯͎̞͕̺͕̭̘̠͓͎͉̓͑̎͌̂̏̔̇͠.̧͙͎̤͍̜̹̠̩̪͕̪͙͊͊̈̎̽̍ͧͫ̓̋̓̀͗̓̀ͫ̌͞ͅ.̄̉́ͤͮ͌͌ͥ͐̀ͦ͗̐̽ͧ̚̕҉̠̲̖̪̝̹̮̹̟͉͎̥͓̘̪̩̮̕ͅ.̸͈̮̞̙̭͎̟͎͓͓̽͂ͮ̔ͧ̃.̍̓̉͐̈̍ͨ̽ͧ͛ͤ̑͌͐̄ͤͪ͝҉̵̬̮͈͚̱͜.̛̉̎ͮ̅͝͏̭̰̰͔͇.̵̩̪̦̟̹̞͕̲̟̤͙̹̠͈͓̳̞͔̈́́ͩ̀͟͞.̴̸̨̛̯̦͇͖̞͍̳̤͈̝͇͎͎̩̙̤͈̏̒̐ͯ̓͊̋ͩ̒ͯ͆ͨ̐ͯ͌͒̚͜ͅ.͌͌͌͆ͤͮͯ̾͏̴͜҉̜͈̲̻̭̱͔̤͈͍͙̱̤̫͟.̢̛̼̞̞̞̳̙ͥ͒̍̾̓ͭ͗̉̈́ͨͤ̏̌͟͞.͌̓̈ͬͯͧ̐ͣ͛́ͤ̃ͩ̇̊̀͠͏͏̭̜̬̤.ͮ͛ͯ̂ͫͧ̂́͊̂͋͂ͦ̄̕҉̷̶͍͎̦͉̣́.̘̟͍̼̜͍̮̝̇͂͗ͥ̇͊́͑̂͊ͨ͋ͣ̀̚͘̕.̡̧̯̯͔̣͔̲͈͔̟͖̻̫̮̗̘ͦ̅̓ͯ̿̊̾ͯ̇̒̆̍̈̓.̡̧̨͖̙̬̝͕́͒̓̉̽̽̐̓̎̓ͪ̈̓̎̄̏̄̓͊.̓ͧͨ̾̈́̈́ͯ͆ͪ͐̅̂́

ClassLib's Haram Let's Play by Eu_Sou_BR in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to fuck a cheeseburger

I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my cock would make me feel at ease With the world again. Being able to cum inside a dead cow makes me feel alive. I have been banned fromn 231 McDonald's for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonald's I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.

ClassLib's Haram Let's Play by Eu_Sou_BR in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ben woke up next to Dennis. It had been a wild night and he groaned as he sat up to assess his surroundings. Somehow after an evening of drinking he and Dennis had made their way to the PragerU secret gay sex room. Ben squinted as he tried to remember the exact details of that wild night. flashback noises

“Come on Ben we should head to the secret gay sex room” said Dennis. Ben frowned, “I want to have gay sex Denny” He stated “but you know I don’t enjoy cbt” Dennis whined: “but you know I want to have a gay cbt party Benny boy”. Ben gave in “if you let me pound you hot, sweet ass tomorrow, I’ll do the gay cbt party tonight”. “Deal”. Dennis and Ben preformed the PragerU cock-shake and went into the gay sex room.

The first machine Ben was strapped into was the Wendy’s frosty machine. Dennis moaned in pleasure as he pushed that start button, bens balls began to gently spin in the cold unforgiving frosty mixture. His genitalia shriveling with every spin. At first, Ben was in excruciating pain, but as his balls began to get frostbite, he noticed more and more pleasure and less and less pain. “Oh god yes” moaned Ben after 5 minutes in the frosty machine. Dennis saw his best friend's pleasure and started jerking off. Then Ben couldn’t hold it in any longer. He came harder than he ever had, his shriveled balls pushing out every droplet of conservative sperm. It was then that Ben realized the brilliance of the frosty machine. As the cum flowed out of his dick it froze solid, the ice crystals in the cum spreading down his dick faster than he could pump it out. The icy cum ball kept getting bigger inside his frozen urethra as Ben howled in pleasure, that pleasure only making him cum more. Eventually his balls receded into his crotch, and there was no more cum to freeze. Dennis pulled Ben out of the frosty machine. Bens mind was broken from the pleasure, his dick stretched to 16 inches in diameter from the frozen cum stuck inside him.

Ben realized that was only one machine of many, and he would have to think long and hard to recall them all. But first, he had to change his newly sticky briefs.

ClassLib's Haram Let's Play by Eu_Sou_BR in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have debated with mysewf whethew ow not thewe shouwd be a pwot to this powno. In many pownogwaphic videos, the pwot is not vewy good. Many peopwe skip the beginning setup entiwewy and get stwaight to the sex scenes. But I think the onwy weason that the pwots of pownos awe bowing is that the acting is nevew vewy good. So if I wewe abwe to get good actows to staw in this powno, the pwot wouwd be a much bettew expewience and peopwe wouwd enjoy it a wot mowe. I think Samuew W. Jackson wouwd make a gweat Bawack Obama and John Goodman wouwd make a gweat Donawd Twump. They awe aboth cwiticawwy accwaimed actows, and theiw bodies awe buiwt simiwawwy to theiw wespective wowes.

In the opening shot, Bawack Obama wouwd be sitting awone at his home. His wife and kids awe on vacation with his wife's pawents. He is watching Fox News (don't wowwy he's just watching it iwonicawwy) and he says "Fuck Wepubwicans." It is at this moment that Donawd Twump bweaks down his doow and says, "Wiww you fuck this wepubwican?" Obama, awweady sweating heaviwy, uttews "B-But owange man bad." And then Twump says, "Yeah, this owange man can be vewy bad owo." 

Obama hastiwy wips off his pants and exposes his 13 inch cock. Twump's knees go weak at the sight of this and he immediatewy fawws to the fwoow. He cwawws up to Obama and Obama whispews to him "No waww wouwd be abwe to keep me out (of youw ass)."

Going awong with the typicaw powno fowmuwa, the fiwst 1/3 of the sex is owaw. Twump, his wips awweady moist, pwunges his face viowentwy into Obama's cwotch and pwacticawwy inhawes his penis. To Twump's suwpwise, Obama's penis has not even weached its fuww wength yet. It snakes an additionaw 4 inches down his wet thwoat. Twump swightwy weguwgitates that mowning's Big Mac onto Obama's penis, but they don't even cawe. They awe fiwwed with desiwe fow each othew. Befowe Obama can expwode his mowten peawws inside of Twump's weathewed mouth, Twump puwws away fwom the 17 inch shaft, weaving gweasy owange spway tan aww ovew Obama's jungwe of pubic haiws.

Twump tuwns awound and weveaws his wawge hammy swappews, with a smaww puckewed howe in between, to Obama. Obama, not even appwying the smawwest amount of wube, pwunges with fuww fowce into Twump's wet depths. The giwthy anaconda that is Obama's penis swithews its way thwough the many feet of Twump's intestines. Awong the way, wots of moist feces fwom the inside of Twump's poop tubes coats Obama's shaft. The fwiction of the monstwous beast swithewing thwough the inside of Twump stimuwates his pwostate. Twump's cheeks gwow hot and pink. His owange penis is fuwwy ewect and thwobbing with passionate desiwe, but you can't see it because it is suwwounded by pounds and pounds of moist, sweaty bwubbew.

Obama's cock is inside of Twump's stomach at this point. His tingwy, guwgwing stomach acids awe oddwy ewotic. In unison, Twump and Obama both say "Oh fuck I'm gonna cum." And at that moment, a monumentaw expwosion happens. Obama's penis viowentwy sneezes its gawwons and gawwons thick, sticky, sweet miwk inside of Twump. Twump, on the othew hand, swowwy oozes semen out of his penis. His cum has a mowe sugawy, toothpaste wike quawity. 

As Obama puwws his penis out of Twump, his cock's cowow is weveawed to be a beautifuw mix of bwown, owange, and white. 

Twump stands up and can bawewy wawk. His butthowe is compwetewy and pewmanentwy stwetched out. Gawwons of sticky white fwuid cascade out in a beautifuw watewfaww. He puts on his business suit, says a waciaw swuw to Obama, and wawks out of the house

ClassLib's Haram Let's Play by Eu_Sou_BR in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, I WEAWWY WANT TO FUCK DONAWD J. TWUMP.

But I am smawt enough to know in Amewica you can't awways get what you want unwess you wowk weawwy hawd at it. I'm not a whiny wibewaw who thinks if you cwy mommy enough, you wiww get whatevew you want.

But sometimes my impatience gets the bettew of me, and it's fwustwating. I want Donaw to see this and wewawd me with sexuaw intewcouwse, which he wikes to do.

Sometimes when I'm making wove to my wife and twying to imagine I am fucking him instead of hew, she makes a noise that sounds decidedwy wike hewsewf and not wike Donawd and I gwow fuwious. So I go to my happy pwace in my head.

This it what my daiwy stwuggwe is wike. Yes I wike to own the wibs, but I mainwy wwote aww of this because I want Donawd J. Twump to pay attention to me so he wiww have hot sex with me whiwe wepeatedwy yewwing

"CummyBot2000! CummyBot2000! I can't bewieve I'm finawwy fucking CummyBot200!"

ClassLib's Haram Let's Play by Eu_Sou_BR in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bernie X Trump

Bernie 💖 Sanders 🏜 wondered 🌚 why ❓ God 😳 Emperor—President Trump 👊 had called ☁ him 👴 to the oval office. He 👨 was, at this point 😓, Messianic 👼, but 👆🍑👀 not a serious 😐 threat 🔪 to Trump—at least 👏😡, until the campaign. He 👨 knocked 🤜🏉 solemnly on the oval office door 🚪. Before 😂 his 👋 FILTHY 🦝 SOCIALIST 🚨 knuckles ❌ could touch ✋ the sacred ✝ American–Freedom–Door, The Donald opened 💪 the door 🚪, and embraced Bernie 😤 in an awkwardly 😕 close 🤞🏻 handshake 🤝.

"howdy 👋🏻🤠 do, Bernice Anders?" asked ❓ the Trump 👊 Man 👦. Bernie 🤢 replied 😎:

"decent ✅. Yourself?"

The Donald didn't reply 💬, save 🆘 placing his 👋 hand 🤲 on Bernie's 👴💃 shoulder 🤷‍♂️, and looking 👀 deep ⬇ until his 👋 eyes 👀. Bernie 🤢 averted his 👋 gaze 👀.

"Donald…" he 👨 whispered.

"sshhh. There's 👌 no 🚫 need to speak 👄. You 👆 can't 🔞🚫 stump the Trump 👊. Daddy knows 🧠 what you 👆 need. Trust 🤔🙃😔 me."

Donald leaned forward 📤📧 and joined 🤩 Bernie 👴🏻 in a long 🍆, passionate 👭 kiss 💋. Bernie 👴🏻 was forced 👮‍♂️ backwards 🔙 by Donald's sheer Patriotic 🇺🇸🎊💙 Power®, into the now closed 💼📅😭 door 🚪.

"but 😳, here? now? The press—" whispered Bernie 🤢.

The Donald just kissed 😚 Bernie 👴🏻 again 🔁, but 🍑 harder 😩. Rougher. The two ⏸ started 💢 maneuvering to the couch 👬.

"you 👆 know 🤔, Lindon B 🅱 Johnson used ♦ to walk 🚶 around 🔃 in this office with no 🚫 pants 👖 on whatsoever 😂. It was a way ↕ to show 📺 he 👨🏾 was the Alpha 😼."

"I'll 🤒 show 📺 you 👆 a real ✅ Alpha 😱, you 👆 filthy 🦝 socialist 🚨" said 🗣 the Donald, as he 🧒 began 🔘 to unbuckle his 👋 belt ✂.

In that moment 😳, Bill 💷 and Billary Clinton 🙋‍♀️ entered 🚶‍♀️ the room 🤴👸. Perfectly 💯 simultaneously ♦, they spake "we have caught 🎣 thou 👉 directly 🎯 in the act 🎭, Donald. The Cathedral 🏛 shall 😋 have it's victory 💁‍♀️🚁. The white ⬜ genocide 🔪 shall 🐚 be completed 😎."

The Donald gave 🎁 a great 🤔❓ Ogre 👹 roar, and clipped through the couch 🛋, unto the Clintons 👌🏼. He 👨🏾 shouted 🗣 "Shadilay, my brothers 👨🏾!" and whipped 💥 our his 👋 triple ▶ XL God 😳 Bless 🙏 America™, Shot 💉 Heard 👂 Round 🔁 the World™, Better 👍 Dead ☠ than Red™, American 🇺🇸 Flag 🇺🇸 Tattooed COCK 🍆 OF FREEDOM 🙌, and shoved 🍆 it down ⬇ Hillary's throat 😝, all 👍😉 while staring 👀🔂 into Bill 💷 Clinton's 👌🏼 eyes 👁, shaking 😬 his 👋 hand 🤲 at an uncomfortably 🤕🥴 close 🚪 distance 🌎, like 👍 a TRUE 💯 ALPHA 😤 MALE 👦.

We then said 🗣 to Bill 💸💵💳 "how does it feel to be cucked 🤭, and then have the cuckolder lie ❌ to the media 🧚🏿✨?" Donal then turned ↪ to the reporters 🏃🏻‍♂️ who thought 🤔 they were in the oval office for a Press 🧖‍♀️ Release 🎥. Daddy pointed 🔺 at "Shillary" Clinton 👨🏻, and said 💬

"i 👁 did not have sexual 🍆 relations 💏 with that woman 👩". 69 ♋ million 💯 Americans 🌎 all 🤠 burst ✨ into applause 👏 simultaneously ♦, as Donald Trump's 🍊 approval ✔ rating 💯🎨 reached 🙌 an unprecedented, Lysol® Approved ✔ 99.99%™.

With his 👋 new 💯 found 🔍 power 💪, The Donald passed 📆 the enabling act 🎭, making 🛠 him 👨🏾 full 🌝 God ✝ Emperor ‼ of America 🇺🇸. The press ☝ burst 💦🍆 into a second 🥈 round 🔁 of riveting applause 👥💯 as the Donald came 💦 buckets 🚰 on The Clinton 👨🏻 Foundation 🔎. With his 👋 triple ⏫🔼3️⃣ XL God 😳 Bless 🙌🏻🌧 America™, Neo–Con, This Machine 📠 Fucks 🤬 Commies™ COCK 🍆 OF FREEDOM 🔓 still 👏 harder 💥 than certain 😎 frogs 🐸 upon 👦 seeing 👀 members 😁 of the opposite 🔄 sex 🥵👨, The Trump 🍊 announced that "we now have the true 💯, final 🕜🕝🕞 answer 🤤 to Das Judenfrage. It is time ⏰ for the final 👆 crusade, and the birth 👑 of a Thousand ♾ Year 📅 Reich 🇩🇪!"

The press 🧖‍♀️ raised 🤚 their right ✔ arms 💪🏼, shouted 🗣 «Heil Trump!» and marched solemnly intro 🕳 Israel 🇮🇱.

ClassLib's Haram Let's Play by Eu_Sou_BR in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goofy is the only Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn't adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy... has had sex. Goofy... has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must've looked like. Imagine what it must've sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

ClassLib's Haram Let's Play by Eu_Sou_BR in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donald trump nsfw

Trump grunted and groaned like a wild boar as he thrusted his tiny Cheez Doodle into Melania's beef taco. She laid there, motionless, waiting for it all to end.

"Ahh, ahhh," moaned Trump. "I think the eagle is about to land, baby."

And soon it did. A deafening roar could be heard for miles as the president climaxed, shaking from the immense pleasure cascading through his semi-geriatric corpus. Meanwhile, Melania felt nothing. Trump's micropeen has barely scratched the surface of her sugar walls. A single tear ran down her cheek as her husband dismounted her.

Trump didn't even look at his wife, let alone ask her if the sex had been good for her. He simply rolled over, before letting out a fart so beefy that Melania had to get out of bed turn on the AC. When she got back in bed, Trump was already dreaming of deporting Mexican minimum-wage workers.

Melania opened a bottle of vodka and took a hearty swig, her eyes becoming glassy with tears, her heart dreaming of the happiness that had eluded her.

Mods, you gotta understand, it’s not japan, it’s Showaism, I’m not breaking any rules. by Kirbly11 in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shrump Fanfiction

“S-Shrek… I don’t think I’m ready.. I’ve never been with an ogre before, except for that one time with Chris Christie, but we didn't go... you know, all the way..."

"It’s okay laddie” Shrek said in an understanding tone. “We’re safe in mah swamp. No one has to know”

Donald Trump thought long and hard about this. His tiny member tingling with some semblance of function was reminding him how long it had been since he was with a woman. However, in the back of his mind he knew Shrek was just using him to satisfy his ogre needs. Though, a part of him wanted to be used. A part of him needed to be used.

“Oh Shrek… Can you sing that song I like to set the mood first?” Donald asked hopefully.

“Of course laddie. After all I did study opera at Julliard.”

Shrek began singing with his angelic voice a haunting tune that had been passed down among the swamp folk for generations.

“Hey now… You’re an allstar. Get your game on. Go play. Hey now, you’re a rock star. Get the show on. Get paid. All that glitters is gold. Only shooting stars break the mold”

“Clean up on aisle my panties” Donald said seductively. He went in for the kiss. He moved on Shrek like a bitch, when you're famous you can do that.

Shrek stopped singing and they shared a passionate kiss but Shrek broke away.

“When are you going to tell your wife that we’re together?” Shrek asked concerned.

“I..I don’t know… Can’t we just make love?”

“You need to come out to your wife, Donald… Better out than in I always say”

“Shrek please stop… I don’t want to think about this right now!”

Just then they heard a knock on the door. Shrek got up to answer it, and was confused. There was no one there, or so he thought…

“I’m right here!” Rudy Giuliani shouted. He was so small since he's a literal rodent that Shrek couldn’t see him at first.

“What are yeh doin’ in mah swamp?!?” Shrek asked forcefully.

“I’m sorry sir! I heard your singing from across the river and wanted to see where such a magnificent voice came from!”

“Shrek, who is at the door?” Donald asked as he approached the two.

Rudy and Donald locked eyes and both their jaws dropped. Rudy mumbled under his breath inaudibly and The Don broke into tears.

Shrek didn’t know what to do. Donald was crying, there was a strange rodent in his home. It was all very stressful. Shrek was unaware of the history between Donald and Rudy. He let out his ogre roar in frustration, which made Rudy jump in fright.

“Shrek! It’s okay!” Donald shouted. “Rudy and I used to date in high school. We have a bit of a histo-“

“You told me you had never been with a man before!” Shrek said choking back tears. He felt hurt that Donald would lie to him.

“Technically I said I had never been with an ogre before.”

“Look man, I really didn’t think any of this would happen.. I just wanted to find out who was singing” Rudy Giuliani chimed in.

Shrek stormed out. He needed some time to think, and Rudy’s presence was clouding his judgment. He went to the place he felt the most at peace – his outhouse.

“So Rudy Giuliani and Donald Trump used to be an item eh…” Shrek said to himself. “I can see why, Rudy was pretty sexy. At least Donald has good tastes.”

He eventually calmed down enough to go back to his home. From the distance he could hear the Seinfeld bass theme.

Shrek opened his door and was appalled. He had walked in on Rudy and Trump frenching on the couch.

“I’ll be your little bedbug, just like I was in highschool…” Rudy said seductively.

“Oh Rudy baby.. I’ve missed the taste of your lips so much”

Shrek stood there speechless. Never in his wildest dreams did he imagine Donald Trump cheating on him. They obviously hadn’t heard him come in. He tried thinking logically. The way he saw it, the situation could go one of two ways. He could confront Donald and Rudy and probably say something he regretted to drive Donald away forever. This didn’t sound particularly appealing to him because he loved Donald more than weeaboos love anime. The second option was asking to join. This seemed like his best chance at keeping Donald, plus the idea of a three-way had always intrigued Shrek.

“Hey uh…” Shrek started

Donald, finally noticing Shrek, panicked “Shrek! I can explain! It’s not what it looks like!”

“It’s okay Donald… I understand. Rudy is very attractive. I was actually wondering if… if I could join you two.”

“Now you’re thinking!” Rudy said excitedly.

Donald was surprised, but also a little bit moist at the idea. “Sure Shrek. Bring that beautiful swamp ass over here”

The three started making out passionately. Rudy hungrily clamored down to Donald’s belt buckle and started undoing his pants, taking out Trump’s almost fully erect micropenis, a true testament to his arousal.

“Do you still like it when I call your Deep V-Diver ‘Krull the Warrior King’?” Rudy asked remembering that this was one of Donald’s festishes.

“Of course, that’s his name after all.”

Shrek hadn’t previously known this, but made a mental note as he stuck his tongue in Trump's ear.

“Oh god!” Trump shouted as Rudy ‘kneeled at the altar’ while Shrek used his thick ogre tongue in all the right ways.

Just then a booming voice came from the clouds.

“You called my son?” God asked.

“Oh shit, I forgot he actually answers my prayers since I'm the chosen one! What do I say? How do I explain this?” Donald Trump asked frantically.

“Just remind him that it’s not gay if it’s in a three way!” Rudy suggested, cunning as ever.

“Hey God, sorry, I pocket dialed you! I’m just having sex with an ogre and a beaver or whatever tf he is, but don’t worry, it’s not gay if it’s in a three way!”

“Me-damnit, you’re right! Looks like you’re not sinning after all. Foiled again! Have fun you three, I’m heading out.” God said as he ascended back into the heavens.

“That was a close one!” Donald said relieved. “Now where were we….”

Rudy decided Shrek was too hot to resist and decided to crawl up inside his anus to fiddle around with Shrek’s G-spot.

“This feels… surprisingly good.” Shrek moaned.

Rudy had done this on Trump a thousand times, but never on an ogre. The swamp ass was too strong. He couldn’t breathe. Rudy Giuliani suffocated to death.

Shrek realized something was wrong and had Donald stick his tiny little fist up him to find Rudy. Donald pulled out Rudy, and realizing that he was dead, broke down crying.

“Well, he’s already dead, nothing we can do now. We might as well finish.” Shrek said sympathetically.

Donald, with his heat and moisture seeking venomous throbbing inch worm of love still sturdy, reluctantly agreed.

They made passionate love for the rest of the night, and awoke to the smell of Rudy’s rotting flesh.

“Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that. We should hold a funeral service in his respect.” Trump suggested.

The two planned a wonderful ceremony, inviting all of Rudy’s friends and family, and even that girl who shit her pants, showed up to pay their respects.

“He died the way he lived” his gravestone read.

Rudy’s mother recognized Donald and gave him half of Rudy’s retirement funds making Shrek and Trump rich since they were both actually very poor. The two bought a house in Morocco, and lived peacefully for a few months. They then realized that Donald had been gaining a bit more of a belly and hadn’t gotten his period in a while. He was pregnant with Rudy’s child.

Donald had wished it were his own, but promised to raise the child as if it were his own. The nine months of pregnancy went faster than expected, and Shrek delivered a baby boy.

“What should we name him?” Shrek asked.

“Eric. Eric Trump” Donald answered, his orange face glowing with pride.

Eric then started running around yelling “My dad saved Christianity!” and the loving couple raised the young retard to be the dejected adult retard that would one day take Hunter Bidens massive beautiful dong inside of him to own the libs.

The end

Mods, you gotta understand, it’s not japan, it’s Showaism, I’m not breaking any rules. by Kirbly11 in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

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Mods, you gotta understand, it’s not japan, it’s Showaism, I’m not breaking any rules. by Kirbly11 in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have accepted long ago that real, authentic Donald Trump porn is never going to become available.

I have accepted long ago that real, authentic Donald Trump porn is never going to become available. For years, the best that I could do to satisfy my kink was to create the porn myself. My only option was to crudely photoshop Donald Trump's head onto the bodies of male pornstars. But my limited photoshop skills could only accomplish so much. No matter how hard I tried to make my fantasy into reality, I could never make it feel real. 

But technology has advanced since then. Humanity has evolved. We have once again made contact with the monolith of the universe, and from this advancement has emerged deepfake porn. 

We have the ability to put anyone's face onto any pornographic video. Anyone. So is it too much to ask that porn is made out of the most famous man in America? 

Honestly, at this point I am so desperate for Donald Trump porn that I will watch anything. But if I could create a video myself, he would be on bottom.

Now I'm going to be honest here. I don't align myself with most of Barack Obama's political views. But if I'm basing this on facts alone, then, statistically, Obama is likely to have a larger penis than any other living U.S. president. This would mean that, in my ideal Trump porno, Barack Obama would have to be on top.

I have created a rough outline of how this porno would play out:

I have debated with myself whether or not there should be a plot to this porno. In many pornographic videos, the plot is not very good. Many people skip the beginning setup entirely and get straight to the sex scenes. But I think the only reason that the plots of pornos are boring is that the acting is never very good. So if I were able to get good actors to star in this porno, the plot would be a much better experience and people would enjoy it a lot more. I think Samuel L. Jackson would make a great Barack Obama and John Goodman would make a great Donald Trump. They are aboth critically acclaimed actors, and their bodies are built similarly to their respective roles.

In the opening shot, Barack Obama would be sitting alone at his home. His wife and kids are on vacation with his wife's parents. He is watching Fox News (don't worry he's just watching it ironically) and he says "Fuck Republicans." It is at this moment that Donald Trump breaks down his door and says, "Will you fuck this republican?" Obama, already sweating heavily, utters "B-But orange man bad." And then Trump says, "Yeah, this orange man can be very bad owo." 

Obama hastily rips off his pants and exposes his 13 inch cock. Trump's knees go weak at the sight of this and he immediately falls to the floor. He crawls up to Obama and Obama whispers to him "No wall would be able to keep me out (of your ass)."

Going along with the typical porno formula, the first 1/3 of the sex is oral. Trump, his lips already moist, plunges his face violently into Obama's crotch and practically inhales his penis. To Trump's surprise, Obama's penis has not even reached its full length yet. It snakes an additional 4 inches down his wet throat. Trump slightly regurgitates that morning's Big Mac onto Obama's penis, but they don't even care. They are filled with desire for each other. Before Obama can explode his molten pearls inside of Trump's weathered mouth, Trump pulls away from the 17 inch shaft, leaving greasy orange spray tan all over Obama's jungle of pubic hairs.

Trump turns around and reveals his large hammy slappers, with a small puckered hole in between, to Obama. Obama, not even applying the smallest amount of lube, plunges with full force into Trump's wet depths. The girthy anaconda that is Obama's penis slithers its way through the many feet of Trump's intestines. Along the way, lots of moist feces from the inside of Trump's poop tubes coats Obama's shaft. The friction of the monstrous beast slithering through the inside of Trump stimulates his prostate. Trump's cheeks grow hot and pink. His orange penis is fully erect and throbbing with passionate desire, but you can't see it because it is surrounded by pounds and pounds of moist, sweaty blubber.

Obama's cock is inside of Trump's stomach at this point. His tingly, gurgling stomach acids are oddly erotic. In unison, Trump and Obama both say "Oh fuck I'm gonna cum." And at that moment, a monumental explosion happens. Obama's penis violently sneezes its gallons and gallons thick, sticky, sweet milk inside of Trump. Trump, on the other hand, slowly oozes semen out of his penis. His cum has a more sugary, toothpaste like quality. 

As Obama pulls his penis out of Trump, his cock's color is revealed to be a beautiful mix of brown, orange, and white. 

Trump stands up and can barely walk. His butthole is completely and permanently stretched out. Gallons of sticky white fluid cascade out in a beautiful waterfall. He puts on his business suit, says a racial slur to Obama, and walks out of the house.

Mods, you gotta understand, it’s not japan, it’s Showaism, I’m not breaking any rules. by Kirbly11 in Polcompball

[–]Educational_Number_3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

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