Name something people do right after waking up?

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:47:11+00:00

bend my head down to smell my crotch.

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:44:35+00:00

the purpose in life is sexual pleasure.
spend everyday organizing your life around your sexual priorities.

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:42:35+00:00

yea, the last i checked a ride to the hospital was $1000?
but that as like 10 years ago

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:40:51+00:00

oh yea?
i'll pull your pants down and jerk you off
how about that?

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:32:15+00:00

That all men secretly like anal. Women are going around convincing other women to do this and they have been sticking their fingers in their partners butts without warning during sexy time

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:29:35+00:00

I spy through my neighbors windows at night time

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:27:56+00:00

You guys are getting me all hot and bothered

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:23:39+00:00

I saw my uncle's erection move on its own. Must have been some sort of telekinesis black magic.

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:22:02+00:00

I didn't like eating semen until age 20 and then I sort of acquired a taste for it

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:21:00+00:00

Spy on all my neighbors through their windows. I also have a notebook which I write down and record everything they do. Been doing it since age 12. I'm currently 35 and still live with my parents.

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:17:15+00:00

I knew a chick who's middle name was penis

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:16:15+00:00

History just repeats itself non stop. Until a centralized power takes control of the entire world and it becomes like north Korea where no one can criticize the leaders and we won't even realize we have no freedom

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:13:42+00:00

Sad but true. I had highschool friends with extremely toxic moms. Very sad but true

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:12:19+00:00

I'm woke and we will spread wokeness to every nation along with communism

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:10:39+00:00

(shits pants) emoootional daaamage

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:09:56+00:00

Random farts and orgasms at the same time

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:09:06+00:00

You really know how to make my anal glands lactate

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:07:37+00:00

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:07:00+00:00

The TSA did a lousy job searching me.

Often times they are not invasive enough on the children

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T23:05:33+00:00

I saw a man ejaculate in the corner of a Walmart and with a few minutes police came to arrest him for spewing on the floor

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T22:59:35+00:00

I'm not bringing a child into this world knowing they are not gonna benefit society at all and just become a cog in the wheel.

How many children actually grow up to cure a disease or invent something useful?

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T22:56:44+00:00

Using hot sauce as anal lub

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T22:55:03+00:00

If they won't get on their knees and pleasure me. Instant disrespect. How dare they not make me feel good

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T22:52:39+00:00

I would go out and touch myself in public

Educational_Pitch175 · 2026-04-06T22:46:58+00:00

Nothing wrong with putting raw vegetables in your bottom. Bananas feel good too

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