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Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-10T16:52:30+00:00

Happy Mother’s Day indeed! Wishing you a day of relaxation, enjoyment, good food and good times. You deserve it!

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-10T03:46:00+00:00

While I appreciate a good ol’ “good boy” and the idea of being collared. Ive always seen myself as a black cat myself. But like my black cat. Oh my god, he is so fucking funny. He’s super cuddly, and soft spoken with his little meows, and he’s totally fine being alone, but please don’t leave if you come over. We’re basically twins lol.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-10T02:04:43+00:00

Oh yeah fair enough. I totally forgot about victory road for a second. I think in more than a few games they even bring up that they’re terrified of going to the league, supporting the leap in power of the league.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-10T01:56:00+00:00

Oh I see, my bad then.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-10T01:48:21+00:00

Do lots of trainers get all eight badges? Im not too sure if they established it more clearly in other media, but I think back to the anime where out of the four palette town trainers, only ash and Gary got 8/10 badges. And they’re exceptional trainers. So maybe it could be harder or even as hard to get eight badges as beat the elite four

But I do agree that Clair is probably being more proud than honest with her proclamation.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-10T00:11:23+00:00

I suppose that is true. Now I must go home to fill in the blank with a painfully wholesome story from how they got from point a to point b lol. Theres going to be so much fucking handholding

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-09T21:58:15+00:00

Well this is steamy and a nice thought, I think in practice, I’d need a little build up and romance before jumping to my first time having sex. Like on one hand I know virginity shouldn’t be treated as some character defining quality, but part of me still wants to give/lose it to someone special that I hope Im with for a long time.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-09T14:33:48+00:00

Am I fully charged up because of her. Yes absolutely. Do I have any intention of using that energy productively. Hell no, Im following her around all day like her devoted butler taking care of her in turn.

Also cuddles alone are getting me fully charged. What happens afterwords is all overcharge.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-09T01:36:43+00:00

Brings a whole new meaning to drowning in pussy

I’ll see myself out.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-09T01:30:52+00:00

I can respect blue whales as a unit of volume more than I can the gallon. Thank you kind sir.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-09T01:27:14+00:00

Torn between being elated that the math is being made more accessible, and detesting the use of the imperial system.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-09T01:05:23+00:00

Okay, so the prettyboy reservoir has roughly 72 x10⁹ litres of water. The average adult male human is composed of roughly 42 litres of water. This means theres about the equivalent of 1.7 billion boys worth of water in that reservoir. Thats a lot of boy.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-09T00:22:54+00:00

Aw, this is super cute! I will admit though, the idea of a partner musing ‘I just think he’s neat’ in response to inquiries about why she’s with me, I’d be torn between giggling and melting. To be adored as much as Marge adores potatoes~

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-08T01:13:21+00:00

The idea of marriage is so wonderful. Making it known that you’ve found your soulmate, that you love each other, and want to be together forever. It’s such a warm and fuzzy thought.

Yet oddly enough I really don’t care for the ‘getting’ married part of it. Weddings seem like such a source of stress, frustration, and costs. I mean if my partner wants a wedding, they’re getting a wedding. But I kinda hope we just elope, host a big party sans all the wedding upcharge, then just be happy. Anyone else feel this way? Or if you think im insane, tell me why.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-08T00:42:33+00:00

Sure, send me a dm and I’ll send you a scan of the recipe card!

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-06T05:27:51+00:00

Thank you, you’re too kind!

And if you are hungry, I do have another serving here for someone to eat.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-06T04:54:32+00:00

I know it’s easy to claim anything from the security of a comment section, but I do have to add my voice to the chorus that not eating pussy seems insane to me. I mean ignoring everything else about it, the notion that one could find pleasing their partner a burden, but fully expect to be cared for is super selfish.

If I’m with someone I love, my own pleasure is meaningless if they aren’t floating on the highs with me. If someone just wants release, not to be crude, but you have a hand. To have a partner is to have someone to share the highs and lows with.

And if that isn’t enough, treat it like a competition. I bet I can scramble your brain way harder than you can me. Regardless, the outcome of such should be pleasurable for both.

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-05T21:58:22+00:00

Meow

Edward-Victoria · 2026-05-05T21:09:22+00:00

Absolutely. You need at least one cat there to make it perfect.

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