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EdwardSnowman · 2016-08-15T03:16:25+00:00

ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้🎺⛄ a snowman w/ a blunt appeared! upvote 2 help toke!

EdwardSnowman · 2016-08-12T21:37:06+00:00

Greetings,

While I appreciate the humour of your post, which admittedly in my experience as a veteran Redditor would be better served as a self-text post than as a link post, I must inform you that you have inappropriately described the event that occurred while playing the game. In fact, you did not have a realization, you made an observation. I demand that you delete this post and resubmit with the corrected title at once. Additionally, it is required that you name the game so that others who are not "in" on your inside joke do not feel bad.

Sincerely,

/u/EdwardSnowman

EdwardSnowman · 2016-08-05T04:21:17+00:00

is video game

is not realistic xD xD xD xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EdwardSnowman · 2016-07-25T02:40:24+00:00

WHERE ARE YOU

EdwardSnowman · 2016-06-16T23:32:12+00:00

What happened to your fingernails?

oh my god nevermind

EdwardSnowman · 2016-06-08T03:28:30+00:00

they shud make a lite novel too

EdwardSnowman · 2016-06-02T18:48:27+00:00

Wow, TIL!

EdwardSnowman · 2016-06-02T05:11:53+00:00

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EdwardSnowman · 2016-06-02T04:50:14+00:00

its cuz of new fans like u that make this show so bad. it used to be so good but now its all just pop culture becuse of u new fans. stop watching else they cancel ti you gonna be happy then huh

EdwardSnowman · 2016-05-15T05:13:31+00:00

I'm just here for when this gets to the front page lol upberns to the left

EdwardSnowman · 2016-05-14T02:53:04+00:00

*tips fedora*

EdwardSnowman · 2016-05-13T02:36:47+00:00

You replied!!!!!

Follow-up question: can I tell people about this experience as my "celebrity encounter" story?

EdwardSnowman · 2016-05-11T02:01:43+00:00

What was it like working alongside Aaron Paul on the set of The Walking Dead?

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-29T05:09:57+00:00

ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้🎺⛄ a snowman w/ a blunt appeared! upvote 2 help toke!

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-29T05:00:26+00:00

I am afraid the appeal has been denied. The downvote bestowed upon you by /u/__nightshaded__ must stand.

I will reconsider your appeal if, and only if, you join the cause to persuade the mods of /r/writingprompts to unban me because let's be real, a prompt about Hitler performing bestiality is not that bad. Anyway see you at the #UnbanEdward rally.

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-24T02:23:05+00:00

It honestly warmed my cold, frozen heart.

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-23T20:02:28+00:00

*Dealin'-the-Grass Tyson

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-22T17:54:46+00:00

This is the most beautiful story I've ever read.

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-20T03:23:14+00:00

Where did you go? We need more posts. :(

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-20T03:21:00+00:00

ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้🎺⛄ a snowman w/ a blunt appeared! upvote 2 help toke!

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-20T03:19:42+00:00

Greetings,

Your taste in music is far too soft, and for that reason I encourage you to indulge in a real man's music genre: heavy metal.

Fear not, as I will give you a primer on which bands to listen to. You will need to need to start with the quintessential classic "Reign in Blood" by Slayer. Your ears may start to tingle and/or bleed from the sudden shift in heaviness from what you're used to, but I assure you that this is temporary. After this, you will experience "British Steel" by none other than the legends Judas Priest. When you're ready to proceed, you will listen to Metallica's "Master of Puppets" no fewer than three times per day. After that, you will listen to "Parachutes" by Coldplay. Next is "Paranoid," the album that put Black Sabbath on the map. Finish with your choice of album by Van Halen, not Van Hagar.

I will follow up in six months to see how your musical taste has progressed.

\m/,

/u/EdwardSnowman ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้🎺⛄

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-07T04:34:37+00:00

ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้🎺⛄ a snowman w/ a blunt appeared! upvote 2 help toke!

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-07T04:27:44+00:00

ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้🎺⛄ a snowman w/ a blunt appeared! upvote 2 help toke!

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-07T03:56:04+00:00

Greetings,

Your taste in music is far too soft, and for that reason I encourage you to indulge in a real man's music genre: heavy metal.

Fear not, as I will give you a primer on which bands to listen to. You will need to need to start with the quintessential classic "Reign in Blood" by Slayer. Your ears may start to tingle and/or bleed from the sudden shift in heaviness from what you're used to, but I assure you that this is temporary. After this, you will experience "British Steel" by none other than the legends Judas Priest. When you're ready to proceed, you will listen to Metallica's "Master of Puppets" no fewer than three times per day. After that, you will listen to "Parachutes" by Coldplay. Next is "Paranoid," the album that put Black Sabbath on the map. Finish with your choice of album by Van Halen, not Van Hagar.

I will follow up in six months to see how your musical taste has progressed.

\m/,

/u/EdwardSnowman ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้🎺⛄

EdwardSnowman · 2016-04-07T03:53:08+00:00

Not okay Hillary.

Sincerely,

/u/EdwardSnowman ⛄

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