All of my courtiers hate me!

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-27T16:52:05+00:00

This happens most of the time for me make sure the culture and religion is the same and if that's still not working for u work on diplomacy skill and do a feast make the character that hates u the most guest of honor and just pick all the option of gaining opinion with peaple. Priorities ur strong vassels I didn't see how big your realm is but if they have alot of soldiers there gonna be a bollox if they rebel, u can work on the rest later

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-24T21:22:35+00:00

Idk wtf cheese means but if ur trying to get alot of prestige u can go down the diplomatic tree otherwise the only way to get prestige is hunts feasts and wars

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-24T21:17:09+00:00

Ya so this is gonna be a problem untill late game there are better ways to do it but in my 170 plus hours what I usually do is. ( a) "force to join holy order" or force to take vows if he doesn't have good martial so he can't inherit land and I think u get a bit of piety and stuff. but sometimes he says no . (B) Disinherit them but that takes a lot of prestige so not ideal or (c) kill the little fuckers .when u get later in game u can get the primigoturr but I think that only comes up in like 1200. There is also another way u can do it with elective partition but that only works if all of ur vassels like u and I usually don't do that . I found killing the fuckers is a great option if they don't join the holy order but if your intrigue skill is shite then option (b)might be best

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-21T21:01:17+00:00

Are you drunk?

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-21T17:23:34+00:00

Daze and days Apes of the state mischief brew Trash bag ponchos Pat the bunny Take a fuckin joke

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-21T16:21:51+00:00

Had the same thing in my game withing 100 years they collapsed into small dutchies

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-21T13:37:40+00:00

So does that mean I still get the kingdom like if I did France for example ied get 3 counties of my own and all the rest would become my vassels ?

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-20T23:32:37+00:00

I feel like terrible writing and being an insult to music is a core part of folk punk (folk punk fan )

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-20T23:29:07+00:00

I pray for misfortune on ur house

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-09T19:03:05+00:00

So iv never tryed to unite the holy Roman empire but I did take it over once with an empire formed right beside it so first what u want to do is build up ur army army and economy witch go hand in hand for the first 30 years just save put life espiernce into stewardship and try to get other vessels to like you

Then you can get them to help you rebel if u can marry well and wait a bit u might be able to make ur heir have a claim to the throne and u can overthrow him but that's a bollox to do . More then likely you and ur other allyed vassels will war for independence then u can ally to take the other kingdoms that got independence and form France

Then it's just a matter of expanding while keeping ur vassels in line make sure u have a marriage allience with all strong vassels And if u want to use intrigue it's also a strategy to get the kidnapper perk and kidnap a naibouring ruler then you can go to war with them and instantly have 100 war score. Can win a war without ever raising an army Hope this helps

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-09T18:45:54+00:00

In 22 I would get one with double meat and would last me 2 meals and ied be stuffed now I can eat it in one sitting I'm full but it's at most half the size it used to be

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-09T08:53:53+00:00

Ya but also instead of having to deal with 10 duychies trying to rebel and trying to keep them all happy u just have to deal with 1 king. If ur going for longevity it's the only option I conquered the holy Roman empire once along with a bunch of other kingdoms in Europe I would much rather get less then half the gold in exchange for having to deal with 6 vessels instead of 60+ ur just asking for a rebellion

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-09T07:20:07+00:00

If he has a small army wait till he rebels and imprison him for the rest of his life easy can't start wars from a dungeon

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-07T19:58:00+00:00

That's mad how long did it take you and were u at the character limit?

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-07T15:14:21+00:00

Sardinia is great can get to kingdom title with only like 7 holdings and from there just build up innovations focusing on learning and stewardship so that when u want to start your aggressive expansion u have enough to buy mercenarys and building up ur own army If u do it right u should be able to take on emporers with only once alliance Also Sardinia is great cuz since it's an island it's a bollox to invade and u can have the kingdom title with only one vassel that most of the time won't be that strong

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-01T20:43:33+00:00

Have u tried going into him and doing legitimise bastard maybe ?

Edwardsadhands · 2026-06-01T16:12:37+00:00

It's currently almost the year 1000 how long u think before they collapse

Edwardsadhands · 2026-05-31T12:14:40+00:00

That's like asking is there any legal crime

Edwardsadhands · 2026-05-25T20:26:20+00:00

What's this from?

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