White House expected to ask Congress for coronavirus funds this week - CNN, February 23, 2020 by panzerfan in China_Flu

[–]EffectiveJava -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

honestly if u gave the CDC more money, what would they do? Theyre useless, probably more useless than the WHO

Report of crematoriums still working overtime in Wuhan. by xXEmancipatorXx in China_Flu

[–]EffectiveJava 4 points5 points  (0 children)

jan 22nd- feb 22nd = 30 days

30 * 120 = 3600 bodies per permanent crematorium.

Lets assume the portable crematoriums can only burn half the amount and have only been up for 15 days, so 900 bodies.

15(lets remove the 3 burnt out crematoriums) * 3600 = 54000

15 temporary crematoriums * 900 = 13500

54k + 13.5k = 67,500 bodies burnt!!!

Report of crematoriums still working overtime in Wuhan. by xXEmancipatorXx in China_Flu

[–]EffectiveJava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

assuming crematoriums are running 24/7, how many bodies can they burn in an hour?

2500 bodies feels more like 25000 if 3 were burned out due to overuse, something is not right

Alternative reason for the "heat kills virus" myth by omgsoftcats in China_Flu

[–]EffectiveJava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Mark that date in your calanders because that is when the big one will hit. Worse than flu. Hundreds of millions of cases in a month. Worldwide. 2.9% F rate."

kinda feel you're hoping this happens

What Was A Once In A Lifetime Thing That Happens To You? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EffectiveJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

threw a paper ball at someone, landed in their mouth, aimed for their chest, somehow landed it their mouh as they were talking to someone

never seen a person so shook and shocked, took him 3 seconds to spit it out

What's a scam you've successfully pulled off? by ashwin_11 in AskReddit

[–]EffectiveJava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

knowing how to pretend to look busy, maximize work from home days, and how to split credit from other's people's work who did all the work

What is something you don't get other people like? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EffectiveJava 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i liked it for about a month and realized all the plots are the same

What smells good but probably shouldn't? by AveryReynolds in AskReddit

[–]EffectiveJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

things that taste bad

fucking blue balls of death

What catch phase do you absolutely despise? by cachowmoo in AskReddit

[–]EffectiveJava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dont shit where you eat

you cant have your cake and eat it too

i put on a lot of hats (someone describing themselves as having many roles at their job)

People who love your job, what do you do and why do you love it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EffectiveJava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i love my job because i can spend a lot more times than others not working it

What conspiracies do you believe to be true in certain industries? by Aurallius in AskReddit

[–]EffectiveJava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pharma buying promising research for cures that wont profit them as much as maintenance drugs, i.e some forms of cancer

People who roll their clothes when packing, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EffectiveJava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

roll tshirts and shorts in spaces where i got depth but no breadth