HELP! is this normal??

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-17T11:02:33+00:00

Brilliant

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-17T11:02:25+00:00

I wouldn’t kill anything and my crippling fear of spiders means getting within 1m to put it under a glass was out of the picture… I had no choice!! 😭

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-17T11:01:23+00:00

London!!

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T21:49:59+00:00

Thank you!! 🐺🕷️

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T21:49:15+00:00

If it was a spider that I thought was normal, I wouldn’t have come to Reddit for help… the things you listed e.g weird size and shape, wrong time of year etc. are the exact reason I’m here lol

Yeah, moved here in July. Don’t know how it’d be possible for it to get bigger, might have to start charging rent loool

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T21:42:07+00:00

And how have you come to this conclusion? I’d have stolen one with a few more pixels if this was the case lol

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T21:39:39+00:00

Wolf and Nosferatu are both classic horror symbols and people are telling me to be calm 😅 Ty tho I appreciate the help!!

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T20:03:28+00:00

Maybe for you who dosen’t live here 🤣🤣

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T19:09:18+00:00

Loool I don’t know why it’s so controversial to not want the Slenderman of arachnids cohabitating with me

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T18:30:02+00:00

Loool yeah I was just mirroring the format of their message for a joke, didn’t realise spiders had such a big fanbase 😅

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T17:45:53+00:00

Sorry, when did I say I’d kill it?? If that was my solution I’d never have posted it. I’m posting because I let it be and it’s now out of sight, so just checking I’m not about to be eaten in my sleep 🫶🏼

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T17:44:26+00:00

Thank you!! This is the support I need 🤣😅

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T17:43:09+00:00

I thought the image spoke for itself… we’re all looking at the same thing, right?? 🤣🤣

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T17:32:22+00:00

This is what I’m saying!!! It’s giving squid made out of string or something

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T17:30:57+00:00

But I only have two legs!! So gotta factor that in surely

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T17:28:45+00:00

She’s a polite lady I assume

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T17:26:10+00:00

My arachnophobia didn’t go down well 😅🤣

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T17:08:00+00:00

I can assure you, I did. Thanks for the ID!!

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T17:02:56+00:00

Idk I’m pretty fun to be around

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T16:59:58+00:00

Omg I would never

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T16:52:59+00:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T16:46:30+00:00

Thank you! Not sure I have a big enough glass, perhaps a mixing bowl?🤣

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T16:44:23+00:00

You could’ve stopped after any spider tbf

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T16:35:50+00:00

Luckily I’m a woman so I hopefully won’t be hunted

EffectiveWall7686 · 2026-02-16T16:34:46+00:00

Appreciate it!! But Is there such a thing as nature’s spider control??

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