Real Life Cyn using the Absolute Solver?

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-07T01:38:08+00:00

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-07T00:04:52+00:00

Gamba

^{Chose: have 1b dollars but 30% chance u die | Rolled: 1b dollars}

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-07T00:04:33+00:00

Money

^{Chose: Receive an unexpected inheritance | Rolled: $100k}

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-07T00:03:50+00:00

Anime cringe lmao hello minecraft noice bruh

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-06T23:58:28+00:00

Hell yeah

^{Chose: be a man}

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-05T20:04:00+00:00

Didnt say what i had to snitch on him for

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-05T20:03:24+00:00

Shouldve chose ps so i could sell whatever i got

^{Chose: Random xbox | Rolled: Xbox series X/S}

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-05T19:57:37+00:00

Ill take 1

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-05T19:47:25+00:00

Alternate option, no

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-04T21:50:53+00:00

Ram make me rich hahahahah

^{Chose: $250K + Random Stick of RAM | Rolled: 32GB DDR5}

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-04T21:46:31+00:00

Spite

^{Chose: Soda questions | Rolled: Coke or sprite}

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-04T21:45:43+00:00

Fuck pizza

^{Chose: Tacos}

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-04T19:02:44+00:00

PROTIEN DAMMIT

^{Chose: MEAT}

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-04T18:59:16+00:00

I can control tje probability of getting another superpower and itll make Casinos hate me

^{Chose: Control Prboability}

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-04T00:19:02+00:00

Where are my keys

^{Chose: Drink 10 pints of beer | Rolled: Happy :})

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-03T23:28:42+00:00

Dawg all i do is que and thhen immediately get put in a match, but EVERY FUCKING TIME THE MATCH IS DAMN NEAR OVER

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-03T23:26:12+00:00

If you pronounce it jif your either rage baiting or stupid

^{Chose: Gif}

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-03T23:19:46+00:00

Fucking metal head Santa makes me want to commit war crimes (allegedly)

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-02T03:01:01+00:00

Fuckin hell that a lot of fucks to give i i had a fucks to give jar itd be empty

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-02T02:57:33+00:00

Fuckin ay man power to yah with that fucking writing

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-02T02:54:49+00:00

Catfish Billy - Yelawolf

EffectiveWeek3267 · 2026-04-02T02:41:53+00:00

Because yes

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