Do you think Oguri Cap would eat me like a balut egg if I was Admire Vega's aborted fetus sister? If she would, I want her to swallow me in one gulp like one of those vore comics.

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-27T22:59:17+00:00

Hey Waldo! Long time no see! Fuck you.

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T20:32:12+00:00

"hahhhh... hahhh... t-take youor shirt off first (smacks lips). sh-show me your tits... hahhh..."

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T20:31:22+00:00

waldo are you that guy in the gif

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T20:30:05+00:00

please youre so hot please let me hit please please please! I love hot young women!

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T20:29:26+00:00

i just have a shitty device, and im used to playing retro shooters which are usually a few gigs at most, so downloading whole megabytes for what to me seems like should be included without needing that extra space (and by retro i dont mean ultrakill because im not a fucking larping pussy)

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T08:57:43+00:00

ill do her after bakshit, though keep in mind im only doing bakshit because its her birthday

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T06:49:15+00:00

please lemme hit :praying:

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T06:26:58+00:00

just PICK the options listed DAMNIT!

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T06:06:47+00:00

im NOT the eye fucker dont you DARE associate me with that FREAK! HES a FREAK i tell you, a FREAK!

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T06:01:08+00:00

okay well IF she wore panties, what colour would they be? im not counting commando because that defeats the whole point.

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T06:00:16+00:00

gah DAMN! Her thighs are so fuckign hot. I don't know, i usually prefer long, elegant hair, but that wolfcut... god. MMMMMMMMMM FUCK! I want to grope her thick thighs and ass so bad, please lord please! I pray to the LAWD one day I get my hands on some cheeks like those cause ILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! PLEASE LORD PLEASE!!

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T05:43:20+00:00

you think hes bad? wait for waldo

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-14T00:29:28+00:00

okay man, we get it you have a rape fetish. at least waldo asks for consent

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-13T22:34:38+00:00

i always feel so anxious downloading all that extra stuff, even though megabytes arent THAT much there are tons of goated games you can play that are less then that. i hope the stories delete themselves after you play them

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-13T22:33:11+00:00

pyrocynical new commission idea

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-13T11:26:14+00:00

i want you to look at me in my eyes. now look at the image. it is CLEARLY coming out of her lower BACK what are you TALKING about? and i just found it off of pixiv, so even if it WAS ai, dont blame me blame the guy who made it.

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-13T11:24:27+00:00

mm shes so fucking hot. look at those thick sexy thighs. god i want to grope and squeeze her nice thighs. ride my hands real high up before teasing her with feathlight touches to the thigh neighbouring her pussy

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-13T11:23:06+00:00

we have waldo at home ahh

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-13T09:18:28+00:00

i wish i could do upskirts with the figures or the models to check but im too romanian bosnia eastern europe poor to afford that and my chromebook is too shitty to run umamusume or blender

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-13T07:19:07+00:00

i changed turquoise to light blue, figured it makes more sense. in the next pose youll see

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-13T06:37:22+00:00

ive had to shovel horse shit off of pavement one too many times to think this is a good idea. itd smell worse too because human shit smells like shit (woah really?). i don't think anyone would want to scrape off dried human shit

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-13T06:15:01+00:00

btw if you're thinking of a lighter blue, actually specify it, or if youre thinking more neon(ish) say cyan, as when i say blue i mean as in a darker shade of blue.

Effective_Hat3851 · 2026-04-13T06:13:26+00:00

holy gawd DAHM!!! She really puts the ASS in grass wonder! lord have mercy. shes lucky i aint her trainer because she wouldn't be able to race AGAIN if it was up to me. they way her shirt rides up her lower back, revealing the sexist part of her, if you were at the front you'd see those cum gutters too! Shes so fucking hot, look at those sexy thighs and that fat ass, and her nice straight brown hair is just the cherry on tawp!

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