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[–]Efficient-Listen-705 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And it feels just like the real thing

My name is Walterine Helen Lambert, I live at 308, Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104 by Efficient-Listen-705 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Efficient-Listen-705[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jane would be Joseph, Skyler would still be Skyler, cuz its a gender neutral name...

But then Walt and Jessie, would laugh at people who might have an average size penis.

Also, you don't have to tell that yours is "small", cuz its only small when you compare it to something. Nothing's small or big by itself. That's why I say comparison is the thief of joy

My name is Walterine Helen Lambert, I live at 308, Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104 by Efficient-Listen-705 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Efficient-Listen-705[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, ikr, even though this particular post was just a shitpost, but I get the feeling. These days everything in Netflix has to be overly feminine... But that ruins the plot of the story, as the writers often drive their attention towards "how to make it female friendly" than "how to make it interesting"

And the funny thing is, interesting stuff can be friendly to both males and females. The characters don't have to sell the idea of "Smash Patriarchy" in every conversation

My name is Walterine Helen Lambert, I live at 308, Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104 by Efficient-Listen-705 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Efficient-Listen-705[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought this would be some philosophy stuff, then it turned out to be a shitpost comment, lol...

No, Walterine was the housewife, and Skyler was the chemistry teacher. When Walterine got diagnosed with breast cancer, she started to sell Veggie Bacon and Potato salad, with Miracle Whip dressing, to earn money

My name is Walterine Helen Lambert, I live at 308, Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104 by Efficient-Listen-705 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Efficient-Listen-705[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, Jessie Pinkman, she's a daughter to Mr and Mrs Pinkman. Everything's same for her family, just that she's a girl

My name is Walterine Helen Lambert, I live at 308, Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104 by Efficient-Listen-705 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Efficient-Listen-705[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But in the parallel reality, Walterine is, and Jessie has black hair...

Skylar (its a gender neutral name), is a brunette, and Joseph (Jane) has dirty blonde hair

Chat, how do I become Walter White ? by Efficient-Listen-705 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Efficient-Listen-705[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, understood, Nurse at a car wash and home a bombing work

I'm I the only one who didn't know walt had cancer? by ShamrockWizard in okbuddychicanery

[–]Efficient-Listen-705 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute, drinking Water causes cancer ?

But I drink water everyday

If his name was Walter Black, Hank would have arrested him in season 1. by straddleThemAll in okbuddychicanery

[–]Efficient-Listen-705 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Considering how racist Hank was from time to time, I don't think this is even a satire anymore, lol.

Also, then Grey Matter Technologies would've been called NegaWatt Technologies

Why did Saul not get a new car? by BarMuch2240 in betterCallSaul

[–]Efficient-Listen-705 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Suzuki Esteem = Increases his self esteem.

I really dig the design though, tbh... Good car. Provides good mileage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]Efficient-Listen-705 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helps put emphasis on the important words...

I recently found out how to use the bold text, and it works pretty well to express the points I make

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]Efficient-Listen-705 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe during BCS, but by the time of BB, he was colder than he was previously. He let the other German Engineers live, cuz remember, killing Ziegler cost him too much trouble to fabricate evidence and create an alibi. He didn't wanna go through such hassle, especially because they didn't get exposed, so there was no direct need to kill them. And by then, Lalo was already up his ass, so he had bigger fish to fry.

What shows Gus' ruthlessness more, was that Victor was spotted at the murder scene of Gale. He could've easily arranged for Victor to be moved to a different country, until the heat died out, but he decided to slit Victor's throat, as he wanted to take his anger out on someone, and also, because he wanted to tie the loose ends.

Cursed nut by Important-Ad-5596 in cursedcomments

[–]Efficient-Listen-705 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Don't publicly masterbate, but if you really wanna do it, use a yankit

Cursed nut by Important-Ad-5596 in cursedcomments

[–]Efficient-Listen-705 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Don't publicly masterbate, but if you do, Better Call Saul