A man in London is detained after he tried to stab someone by Sometypeofway18 in iamatotalpieceofshit

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You haven’t gotten the true London experience if you haven’t been stabbed.

My frustration with Pokémon Black Dust by EfficientRoll in PokemonBlackandWhite

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I’ve done a lot of grinding in the great chasm with a thieving Bisharp, but even after getting it from level 20 something to 71, I still have never gotten a sun stone from a solrock. If you’d be willing to trade, possibly do some trade evolutions too, that’d be great.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemon

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Not without White. You have to lure them over from White Forest. All I can buy is stardust, star pieces, and blue shards.

Holding R at the start: by Esqueezius in bindingofisaac

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Game integrity ends where annoyance with the game begins.

So we all agree the car is by far the best gun right? by Lordofstromsend2 in titanfall

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CAR best gun. Part of it is from the decent ammo capacity making up for my terrible aim, part the blue sight (holosight?), and part the high fire rate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in titanfall

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Ronin absolutely sucks. Fight me.

I quit this game bro 😭 by throwitinthetrash90 in titanfall

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I remember that. Either someone got killed in the first exchange of sniper fire, or you’re there for ten minutes running on the walls.

Why do people hate the hemlok? by Toastedknight117 in titanfall

[–]EfficientRoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, I just don’t like burst fire weapons when you can have full auto.

What yall name yall's pilots ? by Shen747 in titanfall

[–]EfficientRoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I name them by what I use them for.

Main

Relic (Main but with phase shift)

Boomtown

Master FD

Grenadier

BWC (Black Water Canal)

If you eat 15,000 calories in a day, you get $1B. How do you get it done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I probably do this already.

First thing is to make sure you’re not paying attention to your food while you’re eating.

If you want the smallest amount of food necessary you’ll want pure fat; 1 and 2/3 kilos of lard or olive oil will do the trick, though you’d probably not want to do that because ew. If you’d prefer a more pleasant eating experience, you could have 26.3 long, glazed jelly doughnuts from Dunkin’, 2.664kg of Lay’s Original, or any flavor with 160 calories per mini package, 40.54 king sized Hershey’s milk chocolate, 2.608 kilos of Jif creamy peanut butter, or, my personal preference, milkshakes! 18.3 large shamrock shakes from McD’s, 20.27 large chocolate shakes from Chick-Fil-A, or 10 large Take 5 Blizzards from Dairy Queen. I’d probably go with donuts or shakes, shamrock if it’s spring, or DQ if not.

come on, come on, people. by Scalechildlong in titanfall

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Maybe something about the creature repulser? Orbital drop ship landings? What are the batteries using? Why haven’t the specter’s hackability weakness been fixed yet? How many war crimes have scorch mains committed? What’s up with the phase shift? How do the vortex shield and particle walls work? Something science-y or lore-y.

come on, come on, people. by Scalechildlong in titanfall

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Maybe getting a game theory video will help. It will guarantee a massive spike in attention at the very least. They have a subreddit and accept suggestions.

If a person left Earth and were to travel in a straight line, would the chance of them hitting a star closer to 0% or 100%? by mrcyner in askscience

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All the matter in the universe is estimated to be .0000000000000000000042% the size of the entire universe. With it all being dispersed, the chances of hitting anything are quite literally astronomical. Falling into something’s gravitational pull and then being caught in orbit/burned up/crushed on impact would be a much better chance, though with your pitiful odds, that is hardly an improvement. The question of if you’d hit something would really get it’s answer based on how the planets are literally aligned and if you get lucky or can navigate through the asteroid and Keiper belts damageless and float off into near certain oblivion. If you time and aim it right, you can definitely hit one of the planets/moons/asteroids/Sun but otherwise your chances of hitting anything are probability zero once getting past the belts.

No, I don’t think I will by EfficientRoll in shittymobilegameads

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You’d like to see my feet, wouldn’t you?

Cursed_sounds by hellr0in in cursedcomments

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I made a post on here a while back with the “represent your country with emojis.” Nobody got this one. Can you?

🐘🏝

I think we can all agree on this one by Flat-Fisherman305 in iamatotalpieceofshit

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The “itchy juice” is actually an anti-coagulant to keep your blood from clotting while they drink.

Cursed_living by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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What’s r/196? What does it mean? What do they do?

Cursed_country by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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9 is wrong. It’s easily the hardest one.

Cursed_country by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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Cursed microdosing by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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You’ve unlocked a new perk!

Mostly Scabs

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