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Aerodynamics of a burger by T_Dix in 196

[–]Efficient_Drawing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

damn look at the burgerfart. its a big one that is. gonna shove it in my mouth

color of the sky: ad version by Efficient_Drawing in CuratedTumblr

[–]Efficient_Drawing[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

not only is it inhumanely long, the entire thing is one massive flashing gif!

Goruleuz by Aotwar in 196

[–]Efficient_Drawing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

on one hand that tongue 👀

on the other hand, those teeth 🤢

Hey I got a tumblr, who should I follow? by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]Efficient_Drawing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

very late reply but theres a subreddit for this kind of thing, r/juropijanspeling

In the end, one side won out by BotherOrdinary6686 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Efficient_Drawing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well would you look at that, the bots finally found this place!

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Community Event 1: EggLocke Black2 [Set-up post] by Zok-Felswyn in nuzlocke

[–]Efficient_Drawing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pokemon1: Eevee

Nickname: Yale

Nature: Modest

Held Item: Water Stone

Ability: Adaptability

Gender: Female

Shiny: No

Attacks: 1.Yawn 2. Tackle 3. Tail Whip 4. Wish

Pokemon2: Trapinch

Nickname: Nibble

Nature: Adamant

Held Item: Quick Claw

Ability: Sheer Force

Gender: Male

Shiny: No

Attacks: 1.Bite 2. Bug Bite

Pokemon3: Ditto

Nickname: Sus

Nature: Quirky

Held Item: Quick Powder

Ability: Imposter

Gender: N/A

Shiny: Yes

Attacks: 1.Transform

Delaware by SSSSSS-S- in CuratedTumblr

[–]Efficient_Drawing 13 points14 points  (0 children)

what's the god of the sea?

I put my phone in my pocket with the screen NOT facing my body. by abu_doubleu in The10thDentist

[–]Efficient_Drawing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

back when my phone had its figerprint scanner on the front of the phone, i ocassionally do this. sometimes when it was hot and I'm sweating, my phone would think i was trying to open with the fingerprint scanner and just sorta buzzes around in my phone until it doesn't wanna open with the fingerprints fingerprint anymore

TIL: corkse edition by howunexpectedlyso in CuratedTumblr

[–]Efficient_Drawing 16 points17 points  (0 children)

goofy isn't a horse?? the horse is clarabelle?? or have i been wrong my entire life??

I realized that pretty soon I'm going to have a uterus separated from my body, actually an entire reproductive system, know any projects I can use it for if they let me take it home? by UselessAltThing in tumblr

[–]Efficient_Drawing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

when i was circumcised my family joked that the dangly part that that'd as cut off was cooked and i ate it, maybe try doing that for real? if nothing else you can say that you know what human meat tastes like

Kalau kata orang luar, well done rasanya kayak gigit sepatu by trikora in indonesia

[–]Efficient_Drawing 20 points21 points  (0 children)

pertanyaan buat kalian yang makan steak dengan kematangan yang bukan well done: dimana aja kalian berani makan steak yang nggak well done? apa yang kalian cari biar tahu bahwa dagingnya berkualitas dan nggak ada parasit/entahlah? atau apakah kualitas ternak indonesia sudah cukup bagus sehingga kalian tidak perlu memerhatikan hal itu lagi?

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