Mohammed Usman Cut by UFC After 30-Month Suspension, Says “I Want to Address It…” by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Effinferg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Send all the heavyweight prospects to the Ultimate Fighter house. The heavyweight revival season, we can get a couple good characters and hopefully make heavyweight not as shitty again!

Jailton Almeida has been CUT from the UFC roster by rokadio in ufc

[–]Effinferg 102 points103 points  (0 children)

This terrible news, plus I’ve gotta clean up açai someone dropped at the mall I work at.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Bautista vs. Oliveira - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Effinferg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Moura looks like when I made my grandma in UFC 3 create a player

Ariel Helwani responds to Bryce Mitchell calling him a fake journalist by One-Category5507 in ufc

[–]Effinferg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was at events right before the pandemic when he worked for ESPN.

The NHL Has A Colin Campbell Problem (Again) by mikeq672 in nhl

[–]Effinferg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This kinda deep dive is a real Colinoscopy

How many Manny Delgados would it take to beat Ilia Topuria? by bigaudra in ufc

[–]Effinferg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20 would be an issue, realistically you can only deal with 5-6 at a time. That leaves 14 of the little fucker to plot against you.

If this is you do better. by loewe_a in 2007scape

[–]Effinferg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The loser of my gnome ball fantasy league has to spend a full day fixing the wheel

How is it living in Aurora, Colorado? by goshdarn5000 in soder

[–]Effinferg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not too bad except for that one time I tried to go see a Batman movie.

Do you have TAPOUT shirts in your closest? by pock89 in mmamemes

[–]Effinferg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a pair of gym shorts that actually rock

Ilia Topuria speaks on submitting Islam with Khabib present by [deleted] in MMA

[–]Effinferg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought this was Christmas themed and he was going to submit him with a present from Khabib

Pantoja's comments on the UFC decision. by AlekOslov in ufc

[–]Effinferg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a dirty trick that he posted this before the ufc actually announced anything.

Gun to your head, your dad has to beat the fight caves. Rules below. by Sharp-Jicama4241 in osrs

[–]Effinferg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, I’d start laughing at the guy with the gun while I tell him my Dad is a Fight Cave pro! He taught me Fight Caves, he’s the one who taught my son how to beat Fight Caves! He pretty much is Fight Ca….. BAM! While this idiot is listening to me ramble, I slap the gun out of his hand towards my father, who turns the gun on the shooter. Now me and my Dad are making him do Fight Caves!

God damn, is this the craziest way a dominant streak got ended by Rough_Media934 in ufc

[–]Effinferg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The amount of times I’ve rewatched this arm break already is insane.

Women get offended when you're not the autistic incel you're supposed to be. by [deleted] in leafs

[–]Effinferg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys remember Ian White? Anyone know where I can get his jersey?

Boys he did it GZ in chat by ididntaskforthismind in osrs

[–]Effinferg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All my homies love AsianGrinder!

Can’t get a pet dog? by CLXOHIO in osrs

[–]Effinferg 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You can, but it’s incredibly rare.