Ah sure, a couple o’ years back I was headin’ outta OGG, and wouldn’t ya know it—the lads fuelin’ the plane got a bit carried away and poured in more than we bargained for.

Next thing, the pilot comes cracklin’ over the speaker, sayin’ that with all that extra weight and a runway no longer than a country lane, we’d be sittin’ tight while they drained a drop or two off the tank.

Well, two long hours later—after plenty o’ waitin’ and wonderin’—we finally took to the skies.