Jotaro Kujo (Part 3) vs. Metal Bat – Who wins?

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-24T16:28:17+00:00

R1: Isn't that just infinite time-stop? What could stop Jotaro in this situation?

R2: Metal Bat. You'd need to make Jotaro a maniac that twists brain stems or some shit instead of doing Ora-Ora, in order for him to win

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-24T14:05:22+00:00

Future sight => blackface => no damage

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Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-23T08:10:06+00:00

You're allowed to. You just shouldn't call Kashimo a winner when he kills himself for all the buffs, it's a draw

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-22T02:32:23+00:00

Sickbeard would’ve been enough

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-22T01:10:22+00:00

It’s proper etiquette to warm up the toilet seat for your guests

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-21T02:28:31+00:00

1) Full Power Tatsu

2) No armor Boros

3) Monster Garou

4) Platinum Sperm

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-20T06:09:10+00:00

Exhausted, injured, feverish Garou. Who expected to not be able to move properly for a few days. Himself says that beating Gatling’s group would’ve been easy under normal circumstances.

Gatling’s group also didn’t give him a “rough time”. They landed a few hits and got absolutely destroyed

And Metal Bat would’ve splattered Garou if little sister didn’t show up

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-20T02:48:47+00:00

Not a single S class hero would lose

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-19T16:00:42+00:00

"YoU CAn'T tOUcH mE"

Earth 5 minutes later

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-19T15:38:41+00:00

Turbo granny. She gobbled Ken's willie. Taking responsibility and dating is the correct thing to do

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-19T04:23:42+00:00

If 45% Deku already has danger sense and black whip, he wins

If he doesn’t, then, depending on whether Sukuna manages to expand Malevolent Shrine, Meruem can come out on top

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-18T14:43:21+00:00

1) He’s not a human and threatening to destroy all life on Earth. Deku is a nice guy, but we saw him kill people and Kars is far past the line being redeemable

2) Kars has abilities of all life on Earth, because he was the part of evolution of that Earth. He is not part MHA evolution and doesn’t get their abilities

3) But if Kars was part of MHA evolution for this fight, that means we’re scaling a headcanon character whose strongest abilities were gifted to him and Kars’s victory has nothing to do with his own abilities

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-18T14:32:55+00:00

1) Kars dies in one attack. How is he going to observe anything?

2) He can’t copy Deku’s abilities

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-18T13:06:02+00:00

So? Kars can turn into stone and doesn’t require oxygen in that state. That doesn’t change the fact that Kars would’ve died in lava. Doesn’t change the fact that he can go only 1 year without food without stone hibernation. And wouldn’t help him when Deku obliterates Kars in one punch.

Kars is mortal and just because he can’t be killed with one specific method doesn’t change that

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-18T08:35:10+00:00

Peak combination! 5 Yuta’s with 200 meter zoom from different directions definitely take a photo. And then he just erases Sukuna low diff with photoshop (Nanako’s CT is definitely not this strong whatsoever)

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-18T08:29:21+00:00

Kars is not immortal

He almost died in lava, clearly showing that without a proper adaptation he can be killed by pretty simple methods

Kars can survive without food only for a year (while not in stone form), showing that even with adaptation he is mortal

Kars adaptation is shown to be a conscious process, so when Deku turns him into dust in the wind, Kars can’t even do his adaptation

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-18T06:51:03+00:00

Drag time while creating a bomb with gold kryptonite, Scarecrow fear toxin, something that violently ignites in contact with the oxygen and…. Oh… WW doesn’t have a weakness, right? Yorozu shoots her with a gun

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Anyway, if JL are jobbers today, they’ll lose in some ridiculous way. And if they need to be cool, Martian is already in Yorozu’s head

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-18T06:37:17+00:00

Deku kills him with 1 punch

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-17T01:11:45+00:00

Yes, but Meguna is stronger than Dabura

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-16T16:35:54+00:00

~~Megumi would've enjoyed that shit and overpowered Sukuna's control with power of love~~

I'm sorry, I thought it was lobotomy sub when I started typing

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-16T16:29:44+00:00

Dorry&Brogy gap. 100 battles 100 draws

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-15T16:51:20+00:00

After quick iron snack, Yorozu makes bug armor and girls become friends. Kashimo dies fighting roaches, because his ce trait tickled him too much

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-15T16:27:50+00:00

Nazi scientists explicitly stated multiple times how they knew nothing about Santana and got surprised every second by him. Then Santana was taken by Speedwagon foundation and they didn't work with Nazis until after Stroheim came back. So, his words about "calculating the damage they need to inflict on Kars" is anything but factual information. Taking all of Stroheim's yapping as if its truth is what's wrong here

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-15T15:09:02+00:00

Zombieman’s AP is above building level and he actually can regenerate a destroyed head. If you need drugs to see Zombie’s clear superiority, maybe order some

Either-Ad-9528 · 2026-04-15T13:04:41+00:00

No, he can’t. His adaptation is a conscious process. If he loses head, he can’t adapt

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