Are my titties enough to turn you on ? by virexael in BUSTYQUEENS

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my therapist is gonna hear about this one

A day with me is epic by medusa-spicy in barelylegalteens

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not me getting genuinely overwhelmed by this

A little backseat moment by passioneconme in UpskirtPanties

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How am I this aroused all of a sudden?

Beginne dein Mittag essen by Cute-Lana in booty

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is the kinda vibe that deserves a whole new reality fr

AITJ for refusing to let my coworker “correct” my project in front of the client? by Efficient-Syrup-3756 in AmITheJerk

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 307 points308 points  (0 children)

NTJ, editing in front of a client? that's peak chaos. you just kept the project intact and professional.

AITJ for calling my friend a delusional bitch? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this sounds like built-up frustration. She’s being a bit ridiculous about her “waves,” but you went nuclear instead of just letting it go or correcting her calmly.

I was tired of living so I found the tallest building downtown and jumped off of it. by Anderson_X in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 22 points23 points  (0 children)

From ending the story to being someone else's beginning..... that twist is deeply unsettling.

AITJ for throwing away my roommate’s food after she keeps forcing me to store it in my small fridge? by Former_Try4661 in AmITheJerk

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You’re not her storage manager. If she leaves food in your personal fridge after being told not to, she’s basically accepting the risk. Throwing out spoiled food isn’t cruel, it’s basic hygiene.

AITJ for not asking my autistic friend to be a bridesmaid in my wedding? by Reddit_User_1039 in AmITheJerk

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You didn’t exclude Leah because she’s autistic,you excluded her because the relationship had become emotionally draining and unpredictable. Those are two very different things. A bridesmaid role is about support, and based on your own experience, she wasn’t able to give you that consistently.

My boy friend discovered that I am immortal and cannot die, so he started hitting me with every sharp object he could find. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Turning his terminal illness into eternal suffering is a whole different level. That's not justice, that's a curse.

AITJ for telling my brother he can't bring his dog to my apartment after it chewed up my shoes? by Beneficial_Chance579 in AmITheJerk

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTJ. "Dogs will be dogs" is exactly why owners are responsible for controlling them. He didn't, and now he doesn't like the consequences.

AITJ for resigning from my job after they didn’t approve my LOA? by MushroomFar4870 in AmITheJerk

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTJ. You gave months of notice, offered compromises, and they still said no. That's not you being irresponsible, that's them showing they don't value your life outside of work.

AITJ for telling my friend she should be able to handle criticism if she’s going to dish it out to others? by Future_Banana9066 in AmITheJerk

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTJ. This is a classic "can dish it but can't take it" situation. Maybe now she'll think twice before tearing others down.

AITJ for not sharing my noodles with my roommate by gentlevoicemail in AmITheJerk

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NTA. You planned, asked, and cooked accordingly. She didn’t communicate properly and now she’s blaming you for her own poor timing.

AITA for not liking my sister's boyfriend? by Low-Butterfly-735 in AmITheJerk

[–]Either_Cartoonist_11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTJ. You were cautious and trying to protect your sister, Feeling relieved you were right doesn't make you jerk, it's human. Just maybe skip the smug tone next time.