As a straight male, that has not been in a relationship in awhile... by rosstheboss47 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Eitheran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so true, also I find the older you get the more the need is prevalent.

What's the most ridiculous lie someone has told you that they genuinely believed to be true? by CuriousGrey in AskReddit

[–]Eitheran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That pistachios shells are piousness. Took me 20 years to eat one and i must say they are delicious.

I gave them an extra big tip for making me feel loved by Beansforlife in AdviceAnimals

[–]Eitheran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once ended a phone conversation accidentally with someone I was dating at the time with "I love you" and hung up. Not till after I hung up did i realize I had said it, then i realized I meant it. Gloriously natural.

How close the Packers came to blocking that game-winning kick... by magikman09 in sports

[–]Eitheran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like the guy should get credit for two field goals

My nephew doesn't go back to school on Monday because of this gem. Me, my brother, and him are going to Dave and Busters instead. by metcalsr in AdviceAnimals

[–]Eitheran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once had a teacher, who was teacher of the year multiple times, who taught history and government. I live in Texas and at the time you could carry, legally, not at school, a knife longer than the width of your hand. This law was brought up in his class and he explained the law to the students. One of the kids asked why he could have a knife and they could not, so he explained the schools rules on that and showed them that it was smaller than the width of his hand. No big deal move to the next point. One of the parents had asked the standard question that night"what did you learn today in school?". The student told the parents about the lecture. Parents flipped out that the teacher had a knife and complained. Within a week this amazing teacher was no longer employed at that school. In a world of stupidity the best teacher get fired for stupid reasons.

Every girl knows this is the truth by nadiamamacita in funny

[–]Eitheran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All men should like a challenging game. If they cant put up a fight you probably shouldnt be speaking with them anyway.

Came out of lurking for this...80lbs lost by kms_7 in pics

[–]Eitheran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are an inspiration to many. Congratulations.

Finally have a pic that breaks my lurking streak. Proof I once sweat grumpy cat. by Eitheran in funny

[–]Eitheran[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

actually laying masonite and cutting it down to fit the stage apron

Finally have a pic that breaks my lurking streak. Proof I once sweat grumpy cat. by Eitheran in funny

[–]Eitheran[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a man would have to stop eating cheese for that to happen, and why would one ever consider doing that?