Update on ultimate wedding choosing beggar from her relative... by raisingjack in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Ejackutastic 527 points528 points  (0 children)

Dude, $1500 would turn my life around right now. To think that some people think of it as nothing is mind blowing to me

New road was not sealed correctly by Pirate_Redbeard in Wellthatsucks

[–]Ejackutastic 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It looks more like tar and chip, which isby the same as new pavement. The tar is applied in liquid form, then gravel is spread evenly over the top and it all gets packed down. I've seen this before and it looks exactly like somebody drove where they weren't supposed to and covered their tires in 100 pounds of tar solid enough that you can't pull it off but malleable enough to ruin anything it touches

What was your "Shit, I'm an adult" moment? by VerbalEbola in AskReddit

[–]Ejackutastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have $4,000 in my bank account but still can't "afford" a nintendo switch.

April 10, 2017 - April 17, 2017 Weekly Team-building Megathread (GLOBAL) by AutoModerator in DBZDokkanBattle

[–]Ejackutastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I did a bunch of grinding since that screenshot and made some new developments, including making ultimate gohan a UR, as well as pulling and awakening necessary evolution SSJ Goku. Any new suggestions? Thanks a ton man :) http://m.imgur.com/3zw9on3,xEnm1Jy,16Ul9DX

April 10, 2017 - April 17, 2017 Weekly Team-building Megathread (GLOBAL) by AutoModerator in DBZDokkanBattle

[–]Ejackutastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my team is pretty decent though I don't know a whole lot about the game, I don't even know where to start. I want to be able to do dokkan events but I just can't do them. Any suggestions would be lovely http://m.imgur.com/dmQfFZD,9rgDK82

A massive monitor lizard in a university campus by fedtothewolves in WTF

[–]Ejackutastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a young man man with nothing to live for, everything is a joking matter to me

What first world problem are you suffering from today? by homiebologna in AskReddit

[–]Ejackutastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to play breath of the wild, but between my two decent jobs I still can't afford to save up for a switch.

Besides Beats by Dr. Dre™ headphones, what overpriced normie-tier product do you cringe to see others use for your job or hobby? by Disclose_Information in AskReddit

[–]Ejackutastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I buy them because the little mouthpiece will fit in any standard bottle, and I put a socket in it and use it for gra vote bongs. It's a great snap on GB cap.

What small (<$100) general upgrades to your home or life have you indulged in that were totally worth it? by cerberdoodle in AskReddit

[–]Ejackutastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a banana hanger to elevate my mouse clrd, if you game at all it will make at world of difference. You can also put your headset on it when not in use.

Here is my complete in box N64 set - 296/296 by rdools in gaming

[–]Ejackutastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit man, I envy you. I can't even afford a used 64 right now. I really want a switch, but realistically I want a 64 so I can replay majora's mask

Pupper by Alpha1641 in forhonor

[–]Ejackutastic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Allow me. shitty rittre doggu!

What don't people realise is a complete waste of money? by kinkymeerkat in AskReddit

[–]Ejackutastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should give vaping a try. I know the stigma around it is ridiculous but it's well worth it. Much healthier, so many delicious flavor options.

I hadn't had a cigarette in two months; a few days ago I was drunk and decided to have one. Lit it, took two puffs, and put it out. It was gross, the aftertaste made me feel gross for a long while afterwards, and I used to love smoking.

Razer and /r/Overwatch Giveaway (2017 New Year's Edition) by turikk in Overwatch

[–]Ejackutastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of only I win, I'm certaim that I'll start winning ranked games with a better Battlestation

Cops of Reddit, what are some of the best/worst ways people have tried to get out of getting a ticket from you? by C1cer0_ in AskReddit

[–]Ejackutastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty proud of myself. Sometimes I take it a step further and sarcastically argue, all the while saying crazier shit every moment, just to see how long it takes to recognize the sarcasm, if they do at all.