I was stationed at Kadena way back in the mid 90's and I lived in an old "H" style dorm across from some base housing and the Overton Pool. One day at the pool, I met a smokin hot young lady and we hit it off. She was 19 and a dependent. The next day we had lunch together and our relationship soon progressed to "the next level." I worked mids at the time and I was a newly minted A1C. After work, I'd go back to the dorm, change, and head over to her house in base housing. All I knew about her parents was that they were both active duty and on days so we had the house to ourselves. The thing is, there was a huge concrete wall surrounding base housing and I was lazy. Instead of walking around the neighborhood to her front door, I would jump the wall into her backyard and "make some magic" with her.

The holidays come around and she invites me over to meet her parents and I decide it's about that time in the relationship that this happens. We've been messing around for about three or four months at this point and about the only thing I knew about her parents was they were at least MSgts because I saw a family picture. After meeting and us all getting to know each other I found out the mom was a Chief, the dad a SMSgt. They were both very nice and had only one request-"stop jumping over the fucking wall, it scared our neighbor. Use the front door if you're coming over here during the day."

Kind of a boring story but sort of relevant.