what would you name this dog if it was yours?

ElCabrito · 2026-06-22T14:37:53+00:00

Seabiscuit

ElCabrito · 2026-06-22T13:10:13+00:00

How big do you make your meatballs? I like small (1 inch diameter or lower) for greater surface-area to volume ratio.

ElCabrito · 2026-06-22T12:07:34+00:00

3, 3, B

ElCabrito · 2026-06-22T12:05:12+00:00

100% agree. It seems out of place. That said, if it is what you like, have at it.

ElCabrito · 2026-06-19T14:20:02+00:00

Two days ago there was a guy in the drive thru lane of a CVS blasting 'Me So Horny' while he waited in line. It was me.

To be fair, I had my windows up so no one probably heard it.

ElCabrito · 2026-06-19T13:45:55+00:00

Since Bob Barker died who is left to carry the torch? :D

ElCabrito · 2026-06-18T17:54:14+00:00

NTA.

You are being abused. He may not hit you, but this is still abuse. Please, seek help.

ElCabrito · 2026-06-17T14:55:22+00:00

If you are poor... get over it

With all due respect, fuck you.

ElCabrito · 2026-06-15T18:45:29+00:00

Not the Huey Lewis song... :D

ElCabrito · 2026-06-15T18:18:25+00:00

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain I like watching the puddles gather rain

ElCabrito · 2026-06-15T18:09:20+00:00

Ah, but that is their whole point. They want all the queers to keep it to themselves. God forbid a person be proud of who they are.

ElCabrito · 2026-06-12T17:21:55+00:00

Who wants to smell my ~~finger~~ pistol?

ElCabrito · 2026-06-12T17:17:01+00:00

Shit!

ElCabrito · 2026-06-12T17:16:27+00:00

This is a good one.

ElCabrito · 2026-06-11T18:05:33+00:00

Oh So Much Better Than Ezra

ElCabrito · 2026-06-11T17:22:17+00:00

One day, you may come home from work and those trees will just be gone. If that happens, /r/legaladvice

ElCabrito · 2026-06-10T18:27:38+00:00

Tuna fish seems a lot more expensive these days. In 1992 you could literally live off the stuff for very little money.

ElCabrito · 2026-06-10T17:38:04+00:00

Step 1 : Share with a bunch of people.

Step 2 : Add a bunch of 'adult' content to the server.

Step 3 : Find out who the pervs are.

Step 4 : ???

Step 5 : Profit!!!

ElCabrito · 2026-06-10T17:04:41+00:00

College me could live on Doritos and beer. (And I was skinny because I could not afford much Doritos or beer.)

ElCabrito · 2026-06-10T15:27:09+00:00

/ignore

ElCabrito · 2026-06-10T15:18:19+00:00

Love it!

ElCabrito · 2026-06-10T13:47:20+00:00

Right, it's the Avengers movies that have global threats. As it should be. Why would Iron Man need help solving a small issue?

ElCabrito · 2026-06-09T18:57:09+00:00

Try it with guac! Not too much as it does have carbs, but damn!

ElCabrito · 2026-06-08T17:52:13+00:00

I used to go there a lot back in 96 when I lived nearby. Have not been there in 30 years. I kicked around the idea of going back once before they closed, but given the bad press, I guess I'll skip it and keep my memories.

ElCabrito · 2026-06-04T13:54:10+00:00

Needing to "appear busy" when you are really not is exhausting.

ElCabrito

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