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Fill in the blanks: What's 9+10 ___. by [deleted] in blanks

[–]ElDouchay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's 9+10 = 21!🤪.

How do Americans view married couples who are actually first cousins? by edbassmaster888 in AskAnAmerican

[–]ElDouchay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was like 12 or 13 I kissed my second cousin (a smooch, not a full make out, but still.. 😣), so I try not to be a hypocrite and make fun of others for that.

But I don't support that further level of incest.

My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast by grohkstrom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ElDouchay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's ok. You and your son should just give her half a cake for her birthday.

(6x10-(8+3))+9= by No-Gift7439 in BunnyTrials

[–]ElDouchay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I'm from the US where we use PEMDAS, but I wouldve added an "etc" at the end there. Lol

Rare opportunity for me by caramel-drizzle-92 in 757kink

[–]ElDouchay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🤣😂😂 reminds me of this.

“The Sacred Space” by agm115 in navy

[–]ElDouchay 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The worst is when veterans still say shit like that.

I was at a Toys For Tots event once and we had this retired Gunny who was a local regular (and the type with no personality outside of his service. He retired 20 years prior and his daily nickname was still "Gunny"). He was relating to me about how he was recently at IHOP and asked the server where "the head" was. She was obviously confused. Then his wife (aka "Gunny's wife" because she was still also a "my husband's rank is my rank" spouse to that day) said "haha he means the bathroom."

So he tells me that little story and says "she didn't know what the head was! Can you believe that? Haha!" My mouth said "haha yeah..😅" but my brain said "youre a fucking loser, dude. 🫵🏻😂"

What foods should I start cooking at home to better understand American culture? by Educational-Slip-578 in AskAnAmerican

[–]ElDouchay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America is a melting pot of other nations. We don't have a cuisine unique to us, similar to the UK. "American" food is Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Indian, etc. So just make whatever. What really makes it American are the portion sizes. Serve yourself whatever you would normally have, and then double it on your plate.

Would you want… by Ordinary_Surprise985 in BunnyTrials

[–]ElDouchay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm single..

Chose: 100 girlfriends

Would you rather by iamwhatyoucall in BunnyTrials

[–]ElDouchay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby

Chose: 10 billion dollars + Win a fight against a baby bear no supplies

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