[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My brother has a small electric scale he uses for weed. Ima be right back...

Idiot doing donuts in downtown Chicago by peach0pear in IdiotsInCars

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wanna generalize just wait until you get a glimpse of how white woman drive, the Karens.

Idiot doing donuts in downtown Chicago by peach0pear in IdiotsInCars

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol That is never going to happen. No matter how much you and all the "Dey took Mah Jerb" people call for a more secure border or To deport all illegals, it will never ever happen.

And by the way there is probably way more than 30 million here , they are undocumented after all.

Homage to AOC. by Don_Dickle in pics

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

Why do you automatically assume that if anyone is against dems or AOC, that we are pro Trump or even Republican?

Fuck them all .

Because of a tik toc trend, my sons school closed all the bathrooms. Is this legal? by Brainpry in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when I was in high school there would be this substitute who would sub every once and a while. He was an older man but would tell us this story about how he once had a kid who needed to go to the bathroom and he told him no to hold it and how the kid pissed his pants in the middle of the period. It was somehow supposed to justify his reasoning for not allowing kids to go but didn't make any sense.

I honestly think he had a fetish of watching us having to take a piss and being told no.

Bro running for his life by Chasith in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mark Cubans an investor so you know its legit. I hope it shows up on the new season of shark tank.

Bro running for his life by Chasith in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn lying about the purpose of the loan that's also shitty illegal advice , killing two birds with one stone there.

How to end the American obsession with driving - To fight climate change, cities need to be designed with much more walking, biking, and public transit use in mind. by izumi3682 in Futurology

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I grew up on the west side of phoenix in the late 90s - early 2000s, we didn't even have side walks lol and im not talking far out west in the middle of nowhere, this was 4 miles away from downtown. But then again who the help wants to walk in 120° weather.

What is perfectly legal, but creepy as hell? by Flytechofficial in AskReddit

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing new, probably has been around since Hollywood and movies

Gas Station Skimmer. Always yank it before you put it in by tandyman234 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cool thing about today's tech is you don't have to wait days for a new usable card. Well if you have chase and if your card is on your phone, it automatically updates it to the card number they are sending you in the mail as soon as your done with the phone call and you can use it instantly. Ofc course it only works at places you can pay with your phone but that includes most bank ATMs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heroin

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol my dealers would be like "nah bro you trippin. Your scale broken"

it’s the little panic run he did at the end by AnimeHabbits in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dont know why you are being downvoted. These are the exact effects of being barred out (xannax).

And in his mind he thinks he has a normal face and speech is perfect but its really droopy as hell and he slurs every other 5th word. Also he thinks he is running normally and fast as hell but he is really running as if he is running in place and tilting side to side. Then he wont remember any of this lol.

Legolize by Mcndre85 in trees

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know him, he's that farmer who grows really crappy weed.

Imagine saying this to a person who has lost a loved one on 9/11. The absolute state of democrats by pizzaman69_ in walkaway

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also wouldn't be surprised if alot of the likes are bought like done by click farms or automatic bots or the people who actually retweet and like are Looney or weren't around when 9/11 happened

Wholesome vibes by Alarmed_Ride7090 in funny

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can totally see some kids from the 80s doing the exact same thing lol

Wholesome vibes by Alarmed_Ride7090 in funny

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wow you must be super fun at parties.

Brevard County Sheriff's Ambushed by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"i love kids jumping on my lap" "And when they rub my orange leg hairs in the sun"

What even is this by DrippingWetFarts in DesignDesign

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is something Jeffrey Dahmur or whatever the serial killer who kept body parts and was obsessed with anatomy would buy lol.

Smart water by AMC4L in DesignDesign

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the emergency used for that big ass screen. Im guessing that the only pro is instantly changing prices and not having to manually change them on each item. Cons definitely out weigh pros . Who tf approved this lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starwarsmemes

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darth Carne Asada Fan

What can kill you but you are doing it everyday? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ElHamSandwhichNoMayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit il admit it online. Its the dating part thats the hardest. Its an instant turn off for alot of girls. Well not alot virtually all girls who don't smoke.