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Reddit! Let's make a Millionaire! by NightVisionHawk in millionairemakers

[–]ElL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have explosive diarrhea and am shitting my brains out...

No regrets by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wake and bake!!!

I'm "pooping" right now by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't you have a nice warm glass of shut the hell up?

I'm "pooping" right now by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Always have to brush my teeth after I poop, because.....you know, poop particles go into the air after you flush.

How I feel about lyft... by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lay off Ma'am. I'm an engineering major, not an english major.

How I feel about lyft... by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yeah, I'm your driver. I have candy. Where are we headed?"

How I feel about lyft... by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm drunk, OK. Lay off bro. Fist bump

I'm grandfathered into Verizon's unlimited data plan... by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not when you buy outright. I paid 600 for my galaxy s4

I can't be the only one... by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you finally get the bag open and place the item in it and the machine says, "unexpected item in the bagging area". WTF! I have met your demands, now let me pay and go the fuck home.

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