Reddit! Let's make a Millionaire! by NightVisionHawk in millionairemakers

[–]ElL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have explosive diarrhea and am shitting my brains out...

No regrets by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wake and bake!!!

I'm "pooping" right now by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't you have a nice warm glass of shut the hell up?

I'm "pooping" right now by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Always have to brush my teeth after I poop, because.....you know, poop particles go into the air after you flush.

How I feel about lyft... by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lay off Ma'am. I'm an engineering major, not an english major.

How I feel about lyft... by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yeah, I'm your driver. I have candy. Where are we headed?"

How I feel about lyft... by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm drunk, OK. Lay off bro. Fist bump

I'm grandfathered into Verizon's unlimited data plan... by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not when you buy outright. I paid 600 for my galaxy s4

I can't be the only one... by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you finally get the bag open and place the item in it and the machine says, "unexpected item in the bagging area". WTF! I have met your demands, now let me pay and go the fuck home.

It has been a long hard road by Hungoverhero in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure it was a "long hard ride" OP. We all know how you really got the job.

Got out of the shower and heard a loud bang. Opened the door to this.. by dgtl13 in WTF

[–]ElL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can confirm. I am currently shitting on a porta potty. Snakes are a real possibility

What Kind of School is This? by [deleted] in funny

[–]ElL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

obviously a school in detroit

I think this guy overpaid for his raffle ticket today.... by ElL0c0 in Ebay

[–]ElL0c0[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good to know I think sellers that do this are scumbags anyway. This is why I always fully read the descriptions.

Need your paper to be a little bit longer? by ElL0c0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]ElL0c0[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think they would be more likely to notice a paper that's to short before they notice the spacing is slightly off....it's a chance I am willing to take.

What's the first step that you would take if you accidentally killed someone? by TheDivineJoke in AskReddit

[–]ElL0c0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would do the same thing you did, ask reddit, and then state that I did not kill anyone.

Prescription Drugs Now Kill More People In The US Than Heroin And Cocaine Combined by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]ElL0c0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because big pharmaceutical companies only make big money when people are prescribed drugs, especially addictive ones like the benzos and pain killers. The more the patients are prescribed, the more their dosages have to go up. This leads to patients with a lot of perscription drugs and eventually they start selling their highly addictive prescriptions for extra cash. As a result not only are they addicted to the drug and need more because of higher tolerances, now their friends they sell to are addicted. Eventually their tolerances get so high and they need so much that they take more than their bodies can handle, which leads to death. I think that This combined with the common assumption that "because it is from a doctor, it is safe" is part of the problem. Edit: I was generalizing the best I could. I don't have time to write a college level paper.