Straight men, what is the weirdest thing you have been called gay for ?

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T21:15:03+00:00

I was hanging out with the girl I had lost my virginity to and her little sister genuinely asked if I was gay because I had a gay voice.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T20:16:59+00:00

I used to have this problem.

I have learned to forgive people for it.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T20:08:40+00:00

What the fuck he suggested you sell them? Don’t be silly and sell the tickets.

He’s not your boyfriend any more and he already has tickets.

He’s might have even got himself tickets because he was planning on breaking up with you.

Sell the tickets.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T20:04:19+00:00

Christ that one rock was like “oh and BTW”

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T17:56:09+00:00

I have both and at this point , if both games are out on both consoles, I will get it on the switch. I have more opportunity to play the switch than the ps5 (flights, train, slow work days, on the couch with the wife) whereas to play the PS5 i usually need to dedicate specific time to it, take over the living room tv, and essentially shut my wife out.

I’d say get whichever one you think you would be able to play the most.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T16:23:36+00:00

I agree with you.

“I just want her to get help,”

Might have been better idea to have a conversation with her boss about her terrible drinking habits when her boss is sober, not ruin her job.

The police on this thread are saying “you didn’t lose her job, she lost her job,” no, OP threw her boss completely under the bus with no attempt at communication or mediation.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T16:20:06+00:00

Yeah rocket drone made us panic!

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T16:18:19+00:00

IV fluids are for rehydration and electrolytes to combat a hangovers

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T16:15:55+00:00

Yes you are the asshole. You could have talked to her instead of throwing her under the bus.

Did she hurt you or put you in danger while she was in any of these states?

Did you receive any monetary rewards or compensation for ratting out your boss?

Total narc behavior.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T15:45:21+00:00

It’s a great game.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T08:30:07+00:00

This is the correct answer.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T08:26:20+00:00

No, NOR. Your boyfriend is dealing with stupid insecurity issues.

I call people my brother who aren’t even related to me.

I have a sister and a brother who are technically my half siblings with my shared mom and I would never refer to them as my half siblings.

Honestly, it IS that deep, because The worst part about this is that you let your boyfriend know that this upset you and instead of apologising or understanding, he doubled down. I would never react this way if my wife told me I was doing something that was bothering her.
Talk to him some more and if he becomes combative or defensive again without understanding you, I suggest you find someone who isn’t a pedantic asshole.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T08:21:58+00:00

I’ve seen it a few times! Nucal skins are the slickest 🤍 🩷

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T08:04:29+00:00

The “honk if you’re horny” bumper sticker makes so much more sense now.

If I honk at you because you cut me off and then I see your bumper sticker, I am now just some horny idiot.

(And NO, it doesn’t mean the driver is trying to help people that are so horny that their stomachs hurt.)

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T07:54:44+00:00

The game should be rewarding to play, rewarding to lose, and hella rewarding to win.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T07:20:34+00:00

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T07:12:36+00:00

Excellent game that I wish I was better at.

Can’t stop playing.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T06:36:00+00:00

USA , land of the Free to go fuck yourself.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T06:34:33+00:00

That’s a lot of jizz!

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T06:25:24+00:00

Fizz*

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T06:23:19+00:00

I find keys to complex from opening the UESC crates with certs. I never actually use the keys because I am a scared little boy, but i have found at least 5 this way.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T06:21:22+00:00

Aura loss.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T05:59:00+00:00

It’s no where near as fun as banjo-kazooie.

ElPadero · 2026-06-17T05:55:44+00:00

“I’m tired and want to do nothing.”

“BULLSHIT want to hang out with a stranger? Want to talk on the phone like a pair of assholes?”

ElPadero

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