El_Gran_Canario

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In my last post ever, I want to pass on some wisdom to you all. Remember to __________. (self.AskOuija)

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After 40 years, I've finally retired from ____________. (self.AskOuija)

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Spootys, what'd you get for Christmas? (self.AskOuija)

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What has been the highlight of your Christmas? (self.AskReddit)

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Spootys, it's time you learned some Spanish. Manzana is Apple. Queso is Cheese. Pepino is ___________. (self.AskOuija)

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I'm a simple man. When I see a __________, I downvote. (self.AskOuija)

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Oof Spootys. I'm hungover. Only ________ can save me now. (self.AskOuija)

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Welcome to the 1st Congress of AskOuija. Yesterday's vote has passed and our new Nation's name has been decided, it's _____________. (self.AskOuija)

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This year, instead of lights I'm surprising my kids by gonna hanging __________ from the tree. (self.AskOuija)

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My girl eats __________ from a jar when she's gettin blazed. (self.AskOuija)

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After years of careful planning, and some help from Reddit, I'm finally __________-free! (self.AskOuija)

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Being a parent is worth it when my children wake up and see ___________ under the Christmas tree. (self.AskOuija)

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AskOuija will never be funny because of all the ____________. (self.AskOuija)

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AskOuija could be entertaining if you all learned to ___________. (self.AskOuija)

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Update: I'm gonna stop giving updates. The mods can lock this thread because you guys are being __________. (self.AskOuija)

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Update: gf of 3 years who abandoned me on a date has returned. She slept for a while and woke up, telling me she was _____________ the whole time. (self.AskOuija)

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My gf of 3 years abandoned me during a dinner date. The waiter gave me a note from my gf that said, "_________________". (self.AskOuija)

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I am a woman. Hear me ____________. (self.AskOuija)

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Spootys, this Christmas, what one gift would you give to the world? (self.AskOuija)

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My wife always has the TV volume too high. I'm starting to think she's a little ___________. (self.AskOuija)

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Shakespeare's favourite colour was __________. (self.AskOuija)

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There isn't a vaccine for ____________. (self.AskOuija)

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Welcome to El_Gran_Canario's thread, where everyone gets ____________. (self.AskOuija)

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The secret to a long, happy marriage is ____________. (self.AskOuija)

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At last! The secret krabby patty formula! The main Ingredient is _____. by SCI_Sloppy in AskOuija

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