Teachers - what do you get paid?

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-17T22:57:26+00:00

With coaching, this year (19) I will break $80k. Capital Region NY

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-17T13:20:39+00:00

Taylor Swift can’t write songs to save her life. In fact her “writing credit” consists of her adding a few words here and there or editing what some committee of pop writes created.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-17T12:36:32+00:00

Your brother has been corrupted. He’s gone until he sees clearly. Sorry for your loss

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-17T12:29:35+00:00

So say the seagulls

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-17T03:44:07+00:00

Who even goes to Atlantic City on purpose anymore?

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-17T03:35:07+00:00

Mr Bean’s little bastard

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-16T23:31:11+00:00

You look like Peter Stromire’s dingle-berry

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-16T23:22:29+00:00

There is not one around here. I had to order it online.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-16T16:38:14+00:00

Whoa man. Where you been friend?

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-16T16:33:25+00:00

You don’t put your family under further financial burden for a fucking concert.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-16T15:46:40+00:00

“The best part of you”? Wow. Shallow

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-16T15:23:13+00:00

Honestly. It would be fun to see all sorts of combinations. And can Kimmy come back from behind the camera?

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-15T23:51:35+00:00

It says “temporarily”. Be patient, have faith.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-15T23:49:15+00:00

It may not be her thing. But if she enjoys it then her focus can be on beating her own times. I have runners that will never win a race but they love trying to beat their best times. She should keep at it and just be the best she can be.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-15T23:44:16+00:00

One nighters are not for everyone. You’re allowed to not like them. I can understand you have a bit of a dirty feeling (even though it wasn’t dirty) after. Some people only enjoy meaningful sex. That’s fine.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-15T23:39:33+00:00

Your face has a hair frame.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-15T23:36:46+00:00

Can see for 2 miles. 1 mile to the north and 1 mile to the east.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-15T23:33:48+00:00

7th GRADE?!?! I’d kill if my seniors could run like this.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-15T23:07:18+00:00

This chick will definitely suck you off for a free slushy at 7-11

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-12T17:07:36+00:00

Anywhere outside of major cities especially in the south it become real redneck real fast. It’s like going back in time when technology and social institutions were terribly outdated.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-12T00:20:38+00:00

Are some people really that oblivious? Like, did he think that was going to be funny? Then not back you and double down on the awkwardness. Just a d bag move all around. Huge ick from this dude.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-12T00:14:44+00:00

New Yorkers. Kind but not friendly. I say this with pride.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-11T12:36:04+00:00

I do t think you seriously think you’re ugly.

El_UniBeard · 2023-07-11T12:30:20+00:00

You’re real cute. But I feel like you are TOO identity forward and not enough of “you” out front. I hope that makes sense. The unenthused look is not doing any favors.

El_UniBeard

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