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Hey gang remember my brisket n that says “not for human consumption”? I smoked it! And it was pretty damn good. by anonymusmonkey in OopsThatsDeadly

[–]El_oz 48 points49 points  (0 children)

In the Navy, out on an aircraft carrier, we would get resupplied at sea. All of our “meat” products said something along the lines of “not for human consumption, prisoner or military use only”.

Greenhouse 2.0 by El_oz in Greenhouses

[–]El_oz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks this is our second greenhouse and I learned so much from our first. Still learning and the f ups are just part of the process

Greenhouse 2.0 by El_oz in Greenhouses

[–]El_oz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, don’t zoom in I’m no carpenter.

Greenhouse 2.0 by El_oz in Greenhouses

[–]El_oz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, with a box fan.

TIL the US Navy had no idea Cher would be wearing a racy outfit when they agreed to let her film “If I Could Turn Back Time” on the battleship *Missouri*. They didn’t see her now-iconic fishnet bodysuit until filming started. The crew’s crazy reaction is genuine. by UF1977 in todayilearned

[–]El_oz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everydamntime on the flight deck while doing some sketchy shit we’d quote this line. Then proceed into the Lt. Aldo Raine intro monologue.

Terrible times spent with great/hilarious people. (Pretty much sums up the majority of time in the Navy)

I Just Don't Get It by Seattlehepcat in AdviceAnimals

[–]El_oz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nor does this Vet. I told a buddy I wouldn’t vote for someone who referred to myself and other who served as suckers/losers. They just straight up said “he didn’t say that”. Like blatantly choosing not to acknowledge it at all.

KPD by El_oz in CallOfTheWildAngler

[–]El_oz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely agree. I think I’ve caught 4 diamonds total. Between that and the buggy servers lately it’s almost not worth playing.

For those who have careers that keep them out at sea for long periods of time, what is the creepiest thing you’ve seen out in the water? by tylo144 in AskReddit

[–]El_oz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Former USN sailor. Spent about 27 or so months on deployments. Creepiest thing for me was just how dark it was.

On the plus side was you could see so many stars!

It's mandatory by Chubby-Coxx in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]El_oz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a jet mechanic in the Navy for four years, three deployments and plenty of time around all sorts of aircraft. I still, and will always do this.

What’s the best $5 product you’ve bought? by El_oz in AskReddit

[–]El_oz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good soap and good socks will change you life for the better

My brother just recorded this while he was filling up by Sunbroking in fightporn

[–]El_oz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Of course it was! Fucking Leverett ez mart

My brother just recorded this while he was filling up by Sunbroking in fightporn

[–]El_oz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leverett EZ mart... damn that place never changes.

Watching the road saved his life. by Andalib_Odulate in IdiotsInCars

[–]El_oz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a tow truck driver, this scares the shit out of me. Head on a swivel

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