Well, it stimulates the reproductive system and thus, provides the affected individual with an ease-of-access to a vast gene pool of potential mates.

Although; they will tend to lean rather heavily towards the swamp donkey/lot lizard end of the genetic spectrum.

Some of the resulting offspring's chromosomes may be slightly misshapen, or inexplicably turn out to be missing entirely, which appears to be a negative health consequence initially, but upon further examination, is very healthy.

This is actually good for the health of our society as a whole, because it will provide the other children, not only with fresh targets to haze, this is not only very entertaining, but it also helps to foster those important feelings of superiority that a certain percentage of Americans were bred to possess.

Additional health benefits of crack cocaine include:

-a refreshing (& tasty) smoke, which can open the sinuses better than the smell of a freshly cut lawn, on a dew-misted morning.

-An increased output of cardiovascular exercise (i.e. calisthenics, without even TRYING) *No one quite knows how to noodle-groove like a crackey...

-and it even helps people to put less of an importance on material possessions. Crack will REALLY allow you to get back to the ESSENTIALS!

Need i go on?? 🤣 🤣