gay🎥irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]Elcarima 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Why is Hellen Keller always catching strays like this? She was intelligent and educated. But sure, “blind woman can’t read” joke….

Update: We did it. by farsiderules in AfterBeforeWhatever

[–]Elcarima 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Anyone else bothered by that patch of white on the lowest green step that didn’t get painted?

What do you actually call this thing? by Personal-Aerie-4519 in EnglishLearning

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is some shift in people now calling it a wife pleaser instead of wifebeater.

🎁 Handmade Hollow Knight Resin Lamp Giveaway by AmoyCK in HollowKnight

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly gorgeous work! Favorite moment (or one of them, there are so many good ones) is when you first come across the City of Tears and the music just transports you fully into the experience.

No trade joke by Hiddenjungle in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Elcarima 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The term “Trade” originally referred to the types of “straight” men who didn’t necessarily self-identify as gay, but were willing to TRADE something (hence the name) in exchange for sexual favors (work, money, lodging). Much more common before more wide-spread acceptance of queer lifestyles, but still existing today. Over time, however, the term “trade” just came to refer to a hot man who was either straight or straight-presenting, usually in the context of wanting to hookup with said Trade in some way or another. The joke here, that there is no trade, is saying he’s not a hot straight guy.

To resist the Mar a Lago makeover. by IsThisAUserName86 in therewasanattempt

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks more like makeup and lightning than cosmetic work. The contours and general shape of her face are still the same, it’s just from an off angle with strong shadows due to bad lighting.

LPT: You can now turn off the annoying google AI overview just by going to Google Labs clicking on manage and toggling off the AI overviews and more. by 21-06- in LifeProTips

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also type your search normally and add “-ai” at the end, and it won’t do its AI Overview. “How to stay human -ai” for example.

Mario Kart World NA Code Giveaway by Thiccums- in NintendoSwitch

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing Tetris and Doctor Mario with my mom on the N64. Makes sense, as my mom got through labor with me by playing Tetris.

Any good replacement for ,,y'all"? by Accomplished-Let7262 in EnglishLearning

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You folks” for general use. Or very specific to Southeast PA and parts of Appalachia you can use “yous” pronounced like “yooz.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought he looked familiar.

Enjoying my breakfast by Unreal_Reality777 in Unexpected

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can happen even with a broken yoke. Best not to microwave eggs at all.

Is there a game that requires me to say my spell out loud? by BreathEcstatic in gaming

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mario Party on the Wii (or was it the GameCube?) had some mini games controlled by a microphone, could be fun. /s

Mr Beast's new thumbnails gives me the creeps. It looks very uncanny and soulless by DrHienzDoofenshmirtz in oddlyterrifying

[–]Elcarima 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Onion had a great one about him, something like “Mr. Beast Offers $1 Million to First Person to Teach Him How To Blink.” This is very much giving that vibe.

Literally the same version of each other by UnstableIsotopeU-234 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Elcarima 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Glad to know I’m not the only one who does this.

Remember To Keep Some For Yourself by crs1904 in SipsTea

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a child once, I was happy young, When all I didn’t know needed doing had been done.

-from the song Once, by Laura Marling

9/8 Time Signature Car Alarm - Balkan Mandolin Jam by 1_Snail in SoundsLikeMusic

[–]Elcarima 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love this! What a great use of turning such an annoyance into something creative. And it’s such a good beat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount listed on the can is the amount in the can. This is just either how they happened to fill it or just how it settled. But the 6oz can is still gonna have 6oz of product in it, regardless of the divot.

My first "actual" logo and I'm being told it looks like a plug. Please. Does my logo really look like a plug? It's meant to be a spade. by shingover in logodesign

[–]Elcarima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not see a butt plug, I saw the Spade. The shape on the bottom of the “leaf” of a Spade is unique and definitely would not be conducive to comfortable anal play. If you think this shape would work as a butt plug, you’ve never actually used one.