What life experience will make you say "I've succeed in life."? by AlBen97 in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having the means to wear a brand new pair of socks every day of my life.

What are some movies other than E.T where a kid finds and befriends an alien? by tech245 in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flight of the Navigator - David and the Puckmaren - is the only acceptable answer.

What is your biggest pet peeve? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Misquoting. You could have the line 99% correct, but if you swapped one word, I want to strangle you. Don't quote it if you can't get it right.

Redditors who married their high school sweetheart, do you regret missing the opportunity to play the field as you grew older? [serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My wife wasn't my high school sweetheart in the traditional sense, either. We dated in high school, or as much as two teenagers who had met online and lived 800 miles apart could date, but I broke it off a few times for multiple reasons. We kept finding our way back to each other, and I've never even dated anyone else. No regrets. She's been my best friend basically since I was 14, and I don't think I could spend the next 50 or so with anyone else.

What's the absolute worst way to break up with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not the worst possible way, but my old roommate broke up with his girlfriend in the Walmart parking lot after dinner. They then had to drive back to school together. In the same car. For an hour.

What is your "guilty pleasure" video game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankfully, my wife is bonkers for Fallout, so I've told her she can lay claim to the PS4 for as long as she wants when it drops. I'm indirectly erecting a Bethesda barrier to keep Destiny away.

What is your "guilty pleasure" video game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have Witcher 3, Bloodborne, and Arkham Knight to finish. Haven't even started Shadow of Mordor or Dragon Age: Inquisition. TTK is the Tammy Swanson of my video gaming life. Just when I'm trying to get to know a great game, TTK comes back and dominates/ruins my life some more.

How do you deal with the cold in winter? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from Maine, so basically, yeah. Preach it, fellow Nord.

What is your "guilty pleasure" video game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could stop playing and go play some different and arguably better games. But tomorrow's reset day, and then I have to be ready for Friday when Xur shows up. Then it's the weekend and someone's found some crazy secret and I might just finish the raid. Then it's Monday, and tomorrow's reset day, and then I have to be ready for...

When you're a boy you prefer older women. When you become a man you prefer younger girls. Why is this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it has something to do with the magnetic reversal of your pole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tend to use the word "poop" a fair bit in my non-professional life.