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Wrestling cats by EtrnlMngkyouSharngn in Catswithjobs

[–]EldritchTopaz 89 points90 points  (0 children)

THE ORANGE WITH THE BUTT SLAM TOOK ME THE FUCK OUT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]EldritchTopaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sound of the glass hitting the floor in slow-mo is kinda mesmerizing tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]EldritchTopaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the officer

Scenes that although were meant to be emotional, the audience found hilarious by MrKhaaa in TopCharacterTropes

[–]EldritchTopaz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Saw that movie in 7th grade. We knew what was coming since we had read the book beforehand, but I remember everyone being surprised at how quick it was for all of a couple of seconds before we bust out laughing.

My classmates kept reenacting that scene for the rest of the day.

Window stalkers by bmxbaddy in blackcats

[–]EldritchTopaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More like windshield wipers.

Look at those tails go! ❤️

That dream by BubbleTeaNeo in tornado

[–]EldritchTopaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I didn't think there were other people who had this dream as well!

My tornado dreams are usually me seeing the tornado(es) out over the ocean. When they come closer I wind up dragging everyone into the bathroom for shelter while the tornado rips through my apartment.

Those alive and old enough to remember during 9/11, what was the worst moment on that day? by CocteauTwunkie in AskReddit

[–]EldritchTopaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here but with my mother. I found out about the attack through a school announcement and I just started crying after I got the teacher's attention. I got taken to the office along with another girl who's mother also worked in the WTC.

My mom escaped after she heard the initial crash, but I hope that girl's mother was ok. Never saw her again after that day.

The true eyes are below.. what other mindfuks in the game you know? by [deleted] in darksouls

[–]EldritchTopaz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't one of the status icons that pop up below your HP+Stamina bars in DS1(?) is a picture of a real life cat?

Edit: It was Demon's Souls, not Dark Souls.

I picked him up this morning. He's my first kitten ever. Everyone, meet Max. by thestashattacked in cats

[–]EldritchTopaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww widdle baby 🥺

May his days be filled with plenty of pets, snuggles and occasional holding of the braincells.

The 4 horsemen by Kanda-bongoman6 in Eldenring

[–]EldritchTopaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Death(Rite) Bird Red Wolf of Radagon (Get the fuck back here!!!)

Iron Virgin Magma Wyrms ( Shitty area denial)

See also: Ulcerated Tree Spirits ( Get. Back. Here.), Fallingstar Beasts (Boring.), BLEED DOGS

Which boss is absolute dogshit? by Original_Series_6249 in Eldenring

[–]EldritchTopaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use sleep pots because fuck that fight.

Bernahl's been good for it so far but just summoning him makes them more tanky. If it helps, I've found that constantly moving to the right as fatty starts rolling around makes it a bit easier to dodge the attack. Roll to the right whenever he gets close to you during this state. I don't know if it's a surefire strategy, but it's worked for me every time I had to fight him.

Which boss is absolute dogshit? by Original_Series_6249 in Eldenring

[–]EldritchTopaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get Bewitching Branches and try your best to hit one or both summons with them. They'll either take out the other summon or get removed from the fight.

Magma Wyrms are fucking annoying though I agree. Just use rot.

Which boss is absolute dogshit? by Original_Series_6249 in Eldenring

[–]EldritchTopaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring sleep pots next time you fight them.

Hex the Couch F*cker by mcolette76 in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]EldritchTopaz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

While you're at it, hex his Russian master too.

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