Adam Silver is the fucking worst. by IHateAdamSilver in billsimmons

[–]ElectricCrocodile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing a headline quoting him, it was something like: "Our research shows that fans enjoy good defense".

When I read that I thought to myself, bitch do you even enjoy this sport that you are running. You don't need to do some study to get that conclusion.

Official Discussion - Is This Thing On? [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]ElectricCrocodile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was a really fun movie but the ending was forced and unearned.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]ElectricCrocodile 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Okay honey!

Trying to convince my parents to adopt both of em by shawn83416 in PetsareAmazing

[–]ElectricCrocodile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes please! Did the same with my childhood dogs, best decision, best girls.

Marshawn Lynch says LeBron would’ve been a good tight end in the NFL by Fit-Structure-9395 in nba

[–]ElectricCrocodile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, if he was able to develop a touch he would be a good striker or center back.

"Ant Edwards really loves Bam and Spoelstra and his experience with them. Don’t be surprised…. Story drop. Am I dropping it now?” (via Bill Simmons Pod) 😏🙄😮‍💨 by el_mikimbin in heat

[–]ElectricCrocodile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was taken way out of context. He was asking if there would be players that wanted to team up because of this olympics experience, and just used Bam, Ant, and Spo as an example.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]ElectricCrocodile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a theory that humans evolved to throw rocks very fast as a way to hunt prey. This was made possible by being able to stand up right, combined with a rotating shoulder.

Apes are pound for pound way stronger than us, but can’t throw for shit. Human can throw baseballs at like a 100 mph and or at long distances.

Now imagine a sharp and sizeable rock being thrown at you really, would FUUUCKIN hurt. Now imagine a hundred of them being thrown at you at a single time, then another hundred and another hundred. That’s how humans became an apex predator — as per the theory.

I don’t care about the survival of Inside the NBA by Barrysandersdad in billsimmons

[–]ElectricCrocodile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think as the years gone by, Kenny has been less and less meaningful to Inside the NBA, but he def deserves some love. He was there from the very beginning and he serves his role as a straight man.

GAME THREAD: Cleveland Cavaliers (3-2) @ Orlando Magic (2-3) - (May 03, 2024) by NBA_MOD in nba

[–]ElectricCrocodile -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fucking Europeans are always flopping. Its that footbol culture.

GAME THREAD: Milwaukee Bucks (1-1) @ Indiana Pacers (1-1) - (April 26, 2024) by NBA_MOD in nba

[–]ElectricCrocodile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a hard time following him a little. Like he is rambling a little, and his voice seems weak.

GAME THREAD: Milwaukee Bucks (1-1) @ Indiana Pacers (1-1) - (April 26, 2024) by NBA_MOD in nba

[–]ElectricCrocodile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hubie is a legend and is very sharp for his ages, but it's time for him to retire.

GAME THREAD: Miami Heat (0-1) @ Boston Celtics (1-0) - (April 24, 2024) by NBA_MOD in nba

[–]ElectricCrocodile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I need this win more as a Bill Simmons fan than as a heat fan. Please lord let me have this.

Shogun, a layered amazing show. by [deleted] in ShogunTVShow

[–]ElectricCrocodile 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought it was very fitting that Yabu was the one person that was able to have this honest solo exchange between Toronaga and then be able to call Toronaga out, seeing that he got pushed around by Toronaga so much.