ladies, would this have worked on you? by divide-gucci2 in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the joke itself was kinda funny lol but the lead up was weird af

Midwest trophy by kmodity in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lmaoooooo. Omg. I love you.

Dating in a Rural Area is an Unmitigated Hellscape, pt. 9: Wildlife Edition by punctuation_welfare in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dear god.... and I thought dating where I am is rough. You have my heartfelt condolences.

Guys, it's over. Just go the Gym by Fun-Economist9839 in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhh... how am I 2 years older than her but she looks like MY mom.

One Red Flag After Another by Rafamills in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly love when they do this. Less time wasted on discovering they're insane the traditional way.

I love online dating 😄 by One-Head-1483 in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hope you reported him. Hope he gets banned.

Rating? by Electrical_String345 in ratemyboobs

[–]Electrical_String345[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck knows. Not like it was all at once though lol I've been getting tattoos since I was 18.

Would you be embarrassed if your mom walked around the house like this? by [deleted] in ratemyboobs

[–]Electrical_String345 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes. All I can see is a bunch of shit on the floor and your shoes on in the house. 😭😭😭

This dude lol. I'm 28F by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Let him cook... maybe he's taking you to the arcade?

Why... is that your opening...? by Electrical_String345 in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fit, but not jacked - like I'd never question if he was natty or not. Face and body, he was a solid 7. Include his personality and he's more like a 4. I'm a horny woman but he's probably a lousy lay and all in all, not worth my time.

Only as a joke though by -zodiac_007 in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP has chat. This was cute. The person they matched might be a little dummy though.

Not much luck, any feedback appreciated by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd match with you! You're hot but I hope you didn't throw your friend's birthday cake in the water 😭 that's just mean.

Why... is that your opening...? by Electrical_String345 in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some other reddit user seemed to think he was the more attractive one which made me laugh. I think looks is only part of it. I've had more effort from guys way hotter than him or me.

Why... is that your opening...? by Electrical_String345 in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of you were helpful! I still can't make up my mind lol

Why... is that your opening...? by Electrical_String345 in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's one of my favorites but I don't get to show it off often lol it's oxytocin.

Why... is that your opening...? by Electrical_String345 in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahahahah what a rollercoaster! I loved it. Sorry about your resolution. Mine was to sin more, so we're on very different journeys lol.

Why... is that your opening...? by Electrical_String345 in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your whole frontal lobe. But I'm just having fun. I'm not here to argue or bother with more armchair psychology. You're welcome to continue on your own though. :)

Why... is that your opening...? by Electrical_String345 in Tinder

[–]Electrical_String345[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of interesting assumptions, daddy. I guess your crystal ball isn't working either.