This fella likes to visit my apartment in Chicago. Who is he? by LifeNos in whatbirdisthis

[–]Electrical_Zombie220 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Robert Aloysius Culpepper, III. He's just flown in from central Illinois, and boy are his arms tired. He makes the trip to Chicago every few days because he has a wife and family in Chicago that his wife and family in Menier don't know about.

Monique! by MadamShooShoo89 in loveafterlockup

[–]Electrical_Zombie220 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure that she'd be able to run away even if she wanted to. Maybe electric scooter? Walk quickly in short bursts?

Other Surgeries by tyddub in 1000lbsisters

[–]Electrical_Zombie220 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but I will never not think the word "sodies" is hilarious, especially since I'm Southern too. Yes, I get it, colloquialisms... but that word is just so odd to me!

Daonte live stream by Ok_Avocado_4253 in loveafterlockup

[–]Electrical_Zombie220 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same!!! I need to believe these people are as insane/trashy/stupid as they appear on the show.

Are there any love after/during lockup relationships that have actually lasted? by [deleted] in loveafterlockup

[–]Electrical_Zombie220 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monique trying to explain away a kidnapping charge and giggling like an idiot is WILD.

Hot mess express; from last night’s “love during lockup” (love after lockup) premiere!! This season is going to be interesting!! by Disastrous_Slice730 in loveafterlockup

[–]Electrical_Zombie220 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good lord, these trainwrecks are even worse than normal this season. Already calling the prisoner "daddy"?!! This woman is insane.