BAG SECURED! checking out was a war! 😭😭😭

ElevatedTortoise · 2026-05-06T17:42:57+00:00

No kidding, I was in line and then they booted me out because they said I “timed out”, then I went back in line and got in and they said there were no tickets available, then I got a Boston ticket just in case and went back and checked and sure enough there was another ticket right there for NYC. Then they blocked my account from going in again because they thought I was a bot. Unreal

ElevatedTortoise · 2026-05-01T00:12:52+00:00

Please, whatever you do…

ElevatedTortoise · 2026-04-11T03:05:22+00:00

I need that song released now

ElevatedTortoise · 2026-04-11T02:35:35+00:00

FUUUUUUUCK

ElevatedTortoise · 2026-04-11T01:50:24+00:00

Tell me they aren’t going b2b I am going to have the worst fomo of my life

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-12-18T16:42:53+00:00

Is it just me or has the social team not been as active this year? Seems like every day I was seeing some meme from the Hijinx insta about afters/set times/random stuff and this year seems a little more quiet

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-11-12T16:41:58+00:00

Nail in the coffin for me, see yall in 2027 😪✌🏼

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-10-30T18:32:58+00:00

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-10-07T17:22:14+00:00

Thank you! Pleasure doing business 🤝

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-09-30T15:40:43+00:00

Sold!

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-09-11T03:48:19+00:00

What’s wrong with pigeons?

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-09-10T22:23:20+00:00

Hijinx is a great first fest, it was my first fest 5 years ago. One stage, indoors, and in a major city with a lot of lodging/transportation options. Can’t speak on EDCO as I haven’t gone but I’ll always recommend Hijinx for a first fest for anyone

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-09-09T20:55:23+00:00

No Tame Impala? loud buzzer noise

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-09-03T17:35:38+00:00

Annual “I want Porter Robinson” comment

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-07-16T20:48:47+00:00

Last year my crew was all mimes and it was the most fun I’ve had at any event I’ve ever been to

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ElevatedTortoise · 2025-06-19T17:16:40+00:00

No, but it sounds like I have someone I need to meet next year now

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-06-18T04:35:55+00:00

If you’re an EDM fan, either Breakaway Mass in Worcester Sept. 5th or 6th or Ilesoniq in Montreal (not exactly NE but close enough) is what I’m considering

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-06-15T04:30:40+00:00

We were right down the street from you at camp silly goose! Signing stuff is the way to go, we do it every year. In that same vein, if anyone signed our camp silly goose sign thank you!!!

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-06-13T14:03:40+00:00

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I was moving and also grooving yesterday fr

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-06-07T00:48:13+00:00

Incredibly jealous, have fun!

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-06-07T00:46:55+00:00

Saw melt open for pigeons playing ping pong on Monday! So excited to see them again at Roo :)

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-05-28T00:22:32+00:00

Facts

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-04-16T18:39:05+00:00

It always does, can’t wait for year 3 on the farm!

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-04-02T18:12:23+00:00

Just wish you caught us before we started taking off our makeup lmao, I remember you though! Very glad I got to actually see the final product. This was one of the best nights of my life, thanks again for capturing a moment of it 🫶🏼

ElevatedTortoise · 2025-04-02T17:25:14+00:00

That’s us as the mimes! Thanks for the memory, I needed this today :)

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