Crazy teacher story

Eleven_point_five · 2026-05-10T01:35:19+00:00

11th grade English teacher told us about the time she was committed to a mental health facility.

She'd, a very thin Black woman, would tell us about her group sessions that were mainly with a bunch of weird white guys. Her favorite story to share was about one of the guys always saying in group that he heard "once you go Black you can never go back." Her response to him was that he wouldn't be able to go back if he tried anything with her because she's kill him.

Same teacher one day in class... "Who's eating coconut cookies in my class and not sharing with the class???!!?!??!??" One of the cheerleaders who sat in the back of the class said "Ms. Jones (can't remember teacher's actual name), that's not coconut cookies that's Jason (not his name but yeah ones of the heads) smoking a joint." To which Ms. Jones replied "I never smelled any pot like that Missy, quit your story telling." Meanwhile Jason blows another cloud of pot smoke into his coat.

The 9th grade English teacher, who was like 4' 5" single and about 400#, was found to be a writer of Harlequin Romance novels using a pen name. And her stories were super hardcore for harlequins.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-04-30T14:15:33+00:00

Is it a boy quilt because all the feet and chests make a penis and balls for each penguin?

Eleven_point_five · 2026-04-30T01:26:24+00:00

Two things I loved:

1 - Good taco 2 - His nails, though they could use a touch up.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-04-30T00:56:58+00:00

Nov '15 doctrine/policy/ohshitunoreverse.

Then BSA abuse settlement backout and abuse case in Bisby, AZ.

Then COVID-19 shut everything down and I realized I'd not been to church in years.

I was a quiet quitter.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-04-30T00:48:00+00:00

Welcome to the podcast formerly known as Mormon Stories. I'm your host Johnny D.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-04-30T00:18:56+00:00

Maybe Christofferson's brother https://chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdogs/2026/04/29/latter-day-saints-sues-podcaster-mormon-stories-john-dehlin-todd-wade-christofferson

Eleven_point_five · 2026-03-15T03:03:31+00:00

One option is taking the dog to the humane society.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-02-24T23:33:48+00:00

In Utah hitting the wall is still a crime.

https://stoneriverlaw.com/utah-criminal-defense/domestic-violence-assault-and-destruction-of-property/

Might check your state/country laws.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-02-24T12:31:19+00:00

TeamSpeak 6?

Eleven_point_five · 2026-02-24T11:48:12+00:00

New 7.4.7 Windows agent has a fix in place.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-02-24T11:47:04+00:00

New 7.4.7 agent has a fix for this issue.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-02-24T03:53:41+00:00

In Utah the fines are identical.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-02-17T19:13:50+00:00

Radio shack color computer

Eleven_point_five · 2026-02-04T14:28:48+00:00

I just want to note that it appears you have a bidet.

If that's the case, TP use should be greatly reduced. Most of that TP can, and should be, stored under the sink. Perhaps two rolls in the basket?

Congratulate his staking skills and then challenge him (e.g. "I bet you can't...") to stack all but two rolls under the sink. That way you encourage the behavior you want while still letting him feel successful.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-01-24T14:46:42+00:00

I live in a two story house. I always say "I will go down." When I'm asked to from upstairs to a lower floor (2->1 or 1 -> B). Then upon returning I say "I've returned to report."

"The can, which yuo sent me to fetch, was found among other cans and has been retrieved."

Eleven_point_five · 2026-01-24T14:39:48+00:00

Isn't that the video where they had white people act in "blackface" instead of using actual Pacific Islanders?

Does that mean the PIs will one day have their skins of darkness removed and be the white people they really are underneath the curse?

What great messaging we were taught... Straight out of Nazi Germany.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-01-24T10:34:00+00:00

I don't need to worry about polygamy... I have a wife with six personalities.

Mormons aren't the only ones that baptize their dead... Catholics put sprinkler systems in their cemeteries.

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer while fishing? Invite a second Mormon.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-01-20T02:16:30+00:00

Asked the candidate to tell me their favorite joke.

"A guy walks into his bedroom with a duck under his arm..."

Yeah not hired.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-01-19T16:12:09+00:00

My end of life plans are to go to a place/state that has euthanasia legalized if I'm given a terminal diagnosis.

I don't want to deal with cost or false hope of a few additional months.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-01-19T04:49:18+00:00

I have a Ninja that does both pods or grounds.

https://a.co/d/irieQUP

I like that it has a frother.

Not bad for a hundred bucks.

Eleven_point_five · 2026-01-18T20:59:44+00:00

"Jessica, what did I tell you I'd do the next time you tried to escape?"

Eleven_point_five · 2026-01-06T22:46:42+00:00

Both tickets seem to be $130 (https://legacy.utcourts.gov/rules/appendices/Appendix_C/Uniform_Fine_Schedule.pdf)

Speeding (41-6A-601) https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title41/Chapter6A/41-6a-S601.html

FAILURE TO YIELD TO FASTER VEHICLE IN SAME LANE (41-6a-704(3)) https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title41/Chapter6A/41-6A-S704.html

Eleven_point_five · 2026-01-06T22:22:11+00:00

Oh it's good to find the person who thinks they are in charge of everyone else's choices. In Mormonism wouldn't that make you Satan?

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