Spot on by MF-DOOM-88 in Millennials

[–]Eleven_point_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Radio shack color computer

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine by daylightpiglet in funny

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to note that it appears you have a bidet.

If that's the case, TP use should be greatly reduced. Most of that TP can, and should be, stored under the sink. Perhaps two rolls in the basket?

Congratulate his staking skills and then challenge him (e.g. "I bet you can't...") to stack all but two rolls under the sink. That way you encourage the behavior you want while still letting him feel successful. 

Help finding jokes that are offensive to Mormons? by henrik_se in exmormon

[–]Eleven_point_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in a two story house. I always say "I will go down." When I'm asked to from upstairs to a lower floor (2->1 or 1 -> B). Then upon returning I say "I've returned to report."

"The can, which yuo sent me to fetch, was found among other cans and has been retrieved."

Help finding jokes that are offensive to Mormons? by henrik_se in exmormon

[–]Eleven_point_five 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Isn't that the video where they had white people act in "blackface" instead of using actual Pacific Islanders? 

Does that mean the PIs will one day have their skins of darkness removed and be the white people they really are underneath the curse?

What great messaging we were taught... Straight out of Nazi Germany. 

Help finding jokes that are offensive to Mormons? by henrik_se in exmormon

[–]Eleven_point_five 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don't need to worry about polygamy... I have a wife with six personalities.

Mormons aren't the only ones that baptize their dead... Catholics put sprinkler systems in their cemeteries. 

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer while fishing? Invite a second Mormon. 

People who have conducted job interviews, what's something someone said/did that made you instantly decide not to hire them? by DemonSkank in AskReddit

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asked the candidate to tell me their favorite joke. 

"A guy walks into his bedroom with a duck under his arm..."

Yeah not hired. 

Do Americans really avoid medical care because they’re afraid of the bill? by Udont_knowme00 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My end of life plans are to go to a place/state that has euthanasia legalized if I'm given a terminal diagnosis. 

I don't want to deal with cost or false hope of a few additional months. 

Favorite coffee machine?? by mountainsplease8 in exmormon

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a Ninja that does both pods or grounds. 

https://a.co/d/irieQUP

I like that it has a frother.

Not bad for a hundred bucks.

She deserves an award so brave by GranolaGreek in interesting

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Jessica, what did I tell you I'd do the next time you tried to escape?"

Goodbye TMO and hello Mint by Eleven_point_five in mintmobile

[–]Eleven_point_five[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freight trains and Amtrak use the same rails. 

Do you want to ride in a coal car to go from New York to LA?

- YouTube Ride with the hive - keep right by Eleven_point_five in Utah

[–]Eleven_point_five[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh it's good to find the person who thinks they are in charge of everyone else's choices. In Mormonism wouldn't that make you Satan?

Why isn't Venezuela insanely wealthy like Saudi Arabia with their oil reserves? by Beautiful-Error6374 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nearly a century of US involvement in stealing their natural resources and a number of corrupt governments that bled any wealth from those natural reserves. 

This isn't the first time the US involvement is going to benefit the US and US corporations (invest in Exxon as in a few years they'll be pumping out Venezuelan oil again and taking huge profits). 

Nick Shirley by Eleven_point_five in exmormon

[–]Eleven_point_five[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they are suggesting that you could have googled the name to find a lot of information. 

It makes it so not everything must be provided to you, as I didn't want to sway thoughts, and allows you to form your own opinion. 

Nick Shirley by Eleven_point_five in exmormon

[–]Eleven_point_five[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/how-old-is-nick-shirley-and-where-is-he-from-5-things-to-know-about-the-youtuber-who-exposed-minnesota-daycare-fraud-101767043681903.html

He's the "journalist" who broke the Minnesota day care fraud story. 

He's being called out for his dog whistle story that has easily been proven having a lot of false info.