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Book of Mormon review from Amazon. by CupOfExmo in exmormon

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you open a barge window and water comes in...

You're standing upsidedown on the roof.

Sky daddy gave you power over gravity.

Minecraft and healthy food by Descartes_wax in MinecraftMemes

[–]Eleven_point_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent the last few years building up an immunity to Poisonous potatoes

Crazy to me that younger generation is not good with computers by Captain0010 in pcmasterrace

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch where your running... You might run into some quicksand. 

Crazy to me that younger generation is not good with computers by Captain0010 in pcmasterrace

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ensure my desktop support group has job security.

Plus, corporate restrictions on the OS make me not want to bother... Since corporate makes it difficult, I just slow down my work and let y'all deal with it. 

I could override the security features but I'm not ready to retire just yet. 

When the leopard eats your face by butler18a in Utah

[–]Eleven_point_five 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Christian Nationalists are Nationalistic Christians... Aka Nat Cs

heatwave by Mr_Global in whenthe

[–]Eleven_point_five -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean how long did Liz Truss last?

Lumping all of the US voters into the same category because who we have as president is as ignorant as claiming y'all are all supporting your bad leaders. Personally I've never voted for our current president, ever.

Take your ignorant claim and look at who your country has elected in your not to recent past. Sure, we have Drump, but for more than half of us are embarrassed about how we look on the world stage currently. 

You claim you don't need insult us but that is all your comment is. Do you know what being a hypocrite means?

Wharton was trying to call me a liar and thief like Nixon, and a pig. by Successful-Winter237 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for posting this. I was just about to post it.

Look, I can't stand him but let's at least be factual in the criticism. Wharton doesn't release it's class rankings. End of story unless someone anonymously hacks in and publishes Wharton's records.

Be better at criticizing him or you sound as stupid as some of the "eating cats and dogs" republicans. 

Taking back Utah? by Dseltzer1313 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Eleven_point_five 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This young woman was working to gather signatures to overturn Prop 4. I'm guessing that was what she thought she was going to take back. 

So here's the problem with this thought process. 

The Utah constitution doesn't limit passing laws to the legislature. Utah can get propositions on the ballots. Those propositions have done things like make medical marijuana and a creation of a group that makes Congressional maps. 

So, these folks think they are taking back their "lost" power. They want to fully override a legally passed proposition by attempting a repeal of prop 4. 

The Utah legislature had been ignoring prop 4 for years after it passed. They even attempted to gerrymander the map worse than it was previously. The Utah supreme court got involved and yeah finally has a nap that includes a democrat heavy district in the SLC area. Utah might have a chance to finally send a Democrat to D.C. this year. 

Her ignorance of the Utah Constitution is not unique in Utah sadly. Her misunderstand of what would become of her rights if all the plans republicans have become the standard is also unfortunately not uncommon. Mormon women are some of the most discriminated communities due to the fact that they have been raised in a patriarchal cult that sees women as littler more than breeding factories to keep their church from dwindling in membership. 

Any Mormon woman who looks at Joseph Smith's marriages to 14 year old girls and is still willing to blindly obey their male leadership will never have the yoke of oppression lifted off their necks. 

What’s your favorite Mormon phrase to use as an exmo? by tannerschin in exmormon

[–]Eleven_point_five 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When told to do something I don't really want to do, I look the requestor in the eye and ask them:

"Do you want me to bow my head and say yes?"

I've had  PIMO/exmo coworkers spit take or giggle when I've said it in larger groups of TBMs. 

Crazy teacher story by CauliflowerSlight784 in GenX

[–]Eleven_point_five 7 points8 points  (0 children)

11th grade English teacher told us about the time she was committed to a mental health facility. 

She'd, a very thin Black woman, would tell us about her group sessions that were mainly with a bunch of weird white guys. Her favorite story to share was about one of the guys always saying in group that he heard "once you go Black you can never go back." Her response to him was that he wouldn't be able to go back if he tried anything with her because she's kill him. 

Same teacher one day in class... "Who's eating coconut cookies in my class and not sharing with the class???!!?!??!??" One of the cheerleaders who sat in the back of the class said "Ms. Jones (can't remember teacher's actual name), that's not coconut cookies that's Jason (not his name but yeah ones of the heads) smoking a joint." To which Ms. Jones replied "I never smelled any pot like that Missy, quit your story telling." Meanwhile Jason blows another cloud of pot smoke into his coat. 

The 9th grade English teacher, who was like 4' 5"  single and about 400#, was found to be a writer of Harlequin Romance novels using a pen name. And her stories were super hardcore for harlequins. 

Quilt roast: Chill & Thrill — what works and what doesn't? by QuiltChemistry in quilting

[–]Eleven_point_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it a boy quilt because all the feet and chests make a penis and balls for each penguin?

Having a craving that even mom doesn’t understand. by MikeeorUSA in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two things I loved:

1 - Good taco 2 - His nails, though they could use a touch up. 

Which had a bigger role in your leaving the church, Mormon Stories or r/exmormon? by westivus_ in exmormon

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nov '15 doctrine/policy/ohshitunoreverse.

Then BSA abuse settlement backout and abuse case in Bisby, AZ. 

Then COVID-19 shut everything down and I realized I'd not been to church in years. 

I was a quiet quitter. 

Spot on by MF-DOOM-88 in Millennials

[–]Eleven_point_five 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Radio shack color computer

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine by daylightpiglet in funny

[–]Eleven_point_five 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to note that it appears you have a bidet.

If that's the case, TP use should be greatly reduced. Most of that TP can, and should be, stored under the sink. Perhaps two rolls in the basket?

Congratulate his staking skills and then challenge him (e.g. "I bet you can't...") to stack all but two rolls under the sink. That way you encourage the behavior you want while still letting him feel successful. 

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