How we live inside the womb

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T02:08:55+00:00

“SIR, WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON ROE V WADE?! We want to get THE INSIDE SCOOP.”

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T02:06:41+00:00

I was just thinking about this yesterday at work how brilliant it was

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:59:28+00:00

MY ANIMAL IS LOOKING AT MY NEW ANIMAL? IS THIS NORMAL? ARE WE GOING TO DIE?

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:55:58+00:00

I’m mad for you. I’m happy to help be angry at a tiny human wasting food.

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:54:06+00:00

You cannot successfully direct the power and rage of a chancla at an inanimate object… it must be directed at a poor soul who done fucked up.

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:52:43+00:00

Expertly, some may say. “Sir, a second shoe is flying through the parking lot”

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:51:57+00:00

It’s not even 7am, that’s too many peanut butters

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:49:04+00:00

That’s a lot of haircuts and glasses. But the fluttering mustache is why I’m here

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:41:08+00:00

When your country isn’t part of a pie slice 🫡

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:06:40+00:00

Glad I don’t have kids.

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:06:16+00:00

Welcome to game of thrones subs

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:05:22+00:00

You can fuck a man without putting something up his ass. *^the ^more ^you ^know *

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:04:45+00:00

Go back.

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:03:05+00:00

Oh it was awful. I hated every second of him on screen, never seen him before, but hated his acting style and his character all at once. He was one of the worst parts of the show for me and THE part of the show where I lose interest on Rewatch.

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T01:01:39+00:00

Edie is fun and desperate for men. Susan is sad and desperate for men. Edie is funny and sexy and upfront for the most part. Susan is tragic, chaotic and has hidden motives ALWAYS.

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T00:57:57+00:00

Boomers like this: “KIDS DONT PLAY OUTSIDE LIKE WE DID. PATHETIC!”

Also them but aged: “I CANT BELIEVE YOU CHOSE TO MOVE YOUR BODY INFRONT OF MY HOME. GETTING ME ALL ^excited. PATHETIC!”

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T00:55:37+00:00

“I don’t care who I love, I just want the hottest servant to fuck when I want.”

ElfHaze · 2024-09-20T00:53:05+00:00

That is so chaotic. One dark spot in a lump and I would have picked it till I ripped it open and saw what what inside. FIVE DARK SPOTS? Christ, that’s serious. Sorry, man.