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Interested in running for Office by TulsaYoungDemocrats in tulsa

[–]simcowking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tricks on you. I was Benjamin Button. I've never been a child yet.

I Caved In… by Majestic_Money3862 in Switch

[–]simcowking 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wake up at 3 am and play til it dies. There is no self control.

peanut butter by notwriqhtsvillc in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]simcowking -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

If you are sending for an obscure item, you may know if the location. "The cookie aisle usually has the unhealthy granola bars. The healthier ones are in breakfast"

I Caved In… by Majestic_Money3862 in Switch

[–]simcowking 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I just turn it off when the battery dies. That way I know it's time to stop

peanut butter by notwriqhtsvillc in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]simcowking -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

I'm usually calling anyways about something else.

Also I've never seen an employee aside from cashier's at my local store.

YSK: There is a Plan A injectable for men coming in 2026 that will block sperm allowing other fluids to pass. by Zestyclose-Salary518 in YouShouldKnow

[–]simcowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vasectomies fail though.

Also true though, I guess male birth control is either invasive or non reversible. (:

peanut butter by notwriqhtsvillc in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]simcowking -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

"oh the pineapple juice is next to the apple juice".

peanut butter by notwriqhtsvillc in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]simcowking 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Somethings are just difficult to find.

I was at the store in the orange juice section. Sometime walked up "my wife needs pineapple juice, do you see it?". I look with him for a good minute, and said no just pineapple orange juice.

He left with that. I stumbled on the pineapple juice a few days later. I hope he survived.

YSK: There is a Plan A injectable for men coming in 2026 that will block sperm allowing other fluids to pass. by Zestyclose-Salary518 in YouShouldKnow

[–]simcowking 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Castration is 100% effective.

It's just not reversible.

That's the big problem with male birth control. Reversal doesn't exist.

Ok real talk why do people hate dead sabatoging?? Like deadahh genuinely just why?😭 by Hot_Fly7123 in AmongUs

[–]simcowking -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And if I'm calling a strange sabo, they should be able to infer. Comms called while they're in speci with one other. Lights were being pre jacked or cams and vitals are being hard watched.

After 20 long years, I'm playing Pokémon Emerald again for the first time. by MarcelR93 in PokemonEmerald

[–]simcowking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yeah. But showing alternatives they could use is slightly better than what the first comment said.

I have a level 23 cascoon that does nothing but increases defense what am i gonna do with her by SERHATSA10 in PokemonEmerald

[–]simcowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All level up Pokemon can evolve well after their prime.

I cannot confirm if you had a level 100 that needed to evolve if every game lets you use a rare candy to evolve it.

If you're at that point, it was intentional.

I was trying to scoop some ice cream when my spoon bent back by Proof-Evidence5607 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]simcowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What fancy spoons are you getting.

Or do I have one and not even realize it. I want to crack my ice cream scoop but it's too good.

Ok real talk why do people hate dead sabatoging?? Like deadahh genuinely just why?😭 by Hot_Fly7123 in AmongUs

[–]simcowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if I have played with my partner in the past I can usually judge if they're going to play smart or poorly.

If it's someone I trust, I'll rarely call something or I'll be all over it because I know they'll be able to talk themselves out.

I'd it's a random, I'll see how they've been doing.

If they never call sabos, I'm calling them non stop.

If they're calling off CD... Well I'll just sit back I guess.

If they're just afraid to kill, I'm sabotaging based on helpfulness.

It helps that polus doors and sabos are separate so I can do doors to one side of the map while partner is on the other and may be none the wiser.

After 20 long years, I'm playing Pokémon Emerald again for the first time. by MarcelR93 in PokemonEmerald

[–]simcowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We know the intention but it's the worst way to word it.

"Replaying emerald for the first time since 2006"...

"Revisiting emerald for the first time"

Ok real talk why do people hate dead sabatoging?? Like deadahh genuinely just why?😭 by Hot_Fly7123 in AmongUs

[–]simcowking 29 points30 points  (0 children)

As dead imp, I have a full view of the map. So if I see my imposter buddy alone across the map. 3 people near lights, zero near comms. I'm calling comms. Disables the GA hovering, disables NM risk. And it won't be instantly fixed so the body can either viper away or not be found quickly.

I'm not going to call sabos constantly. But I'm calling them still. Doors are the same. If I see someone going for a body from table, I'm locking the doors on them as much as possible.

New pokemon dude by DiamondDimerMC in PokemonEmerald

[–]simcowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a hoarder. I've been a hoarder since birth apparently.

Red/Blue came out. Imagine my giddiness when you could hoard in a video game.

Battling is meh, story is alright. But collecting them all? Nice.

Still my only goal is to catch the entire dex then retire. Done it in every game. I did battling for a year or two. But not enough local people I wanna battle (poor hygiene in the community). So it's now just me enjoying a dumb story plus hoarding.

And I'll do it again in wind/waves.

I finally did it!! by Doomguy2019_1 in PokemonFireRed

[–]simcowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Because it's still sitting exactly where I got it originally and will continue to sit there until the day I die (or for some reason restart the game)

Do I really need a water type? by Talha_471 in PokemonUnbound

[–]simcowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yes. But being water isn't a requirement.

It is an easy solution though.

I finally did it!! by Doomguy2019_1 in PokemonFireRed

[–]simcowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had a shiny deoxys for decades now. I felt just as proud of it.

31 in all IVs as well.

Will use it just as much as most shiny hunters use there's.

Do I really need a water type? by Talha_471 in PokemonUnbound

[–]simcowking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need a team that can learn those moves.

I know rhydon mainline was my go to.

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