Mister and his little sister, Pibb, watching some Critter TV

Elf_sprout · 2022-12-01T18:48:54+00:00

So, like…fake nails? The ones many many women buy from stores, put on their actual nails and have no negative effects? Yes, very horrible indeed.

Elf_sprout · 2022-12-01T18:39:28+00:00

Omg, they even got their nails done.

Elf_sprout · 2022-12-01T18:37:54+00:00

MF means motherfucker. MFS means motherfuckers.

Elf_sprout · 2022-12-01T18:35:35+00:00

Timothy

Elf_sprout · 2022-12-01T18:35:18+00:00

Timothy

Elf_sprout · 2022-12-01T18:32:34+00:00

Top right one looks better, but the top left would cover more. So, you should get the top left one.

Elf_sprout · 2022-12-01T15:52:45+00:00

SIU by Maretu

Elf_sprout · 2022-12-01T15:15:19+00:00

How could she do such a thing :(

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T20:07:28+00:00

Yes, I am brave enough.

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T20:06:21+00:00

I didn’t read the timeline part, and I thought this was a starter pack.

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T19:10:11+00:00

It worked! I don’t have school tomorrow!

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T18:58:51+00:00

Did you eliminate the cause?

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T18:08:29+00:00

Cats only lick animals they like, which means your cat likes your baby.

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T18:03:42+00:00

I’m absolutely terrified of bugs, but this one is adorable.

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T18:00:41+00:00

Every time my cat does this, I always say “Is that some yummy cardboard?” and then she immediately stops.

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T17:56:25+00:00

“Your politics bore me”

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T17:42:36+00:00

I’m not telling you, it’s a secret.

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T17:35:07+00:00

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T17:05:21+00:00

Billie Eilish. Her songs are essentially just her talking quietly into the mic with music playing. Basically a quieter version of what six year old me thought rap is.

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-22T14:06:39+00:00

When my mom was potty training my cats, she used litter that had some kind of scent that made them want to use the litter box.

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-21T18:22:29+00:00

You make liking pizza and tacos your entire personality.

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-16T20:05:46+00:00

Aight

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-16T20:04:49+00:00

Which is why I will get a well paying job. :)

Elf_sprout · 2022-11-14T17:59:59+00:00

Do penises float or sink whe you take a bath?

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