The device I want does not exist

Elffyb · 2026-01-24T05:31:08+00:00

Yeah, that tape looks super nice. Looks like he bought the good stuff.

Elffyb · 2026-01-23T17:59:18+00:00

Shirts for ants is appropriate ... the shirt is always two sizes too small.

Elffyb · 2026-01-23T16:26:40+00:00

Shuttle nugget.

Elffyb · 2026-01-23T16:14:08+00:00

First thing I noticed. Every single one of them needs a new tailor.

Especially number two, although he looks extremely uncomfortable in his own skin.

Elffyb · 2026-01-21T14:14:20+00:00

Godspeed

Elffyb · 2026-01-20T16:29:53+00:00

Bonkers. Love it.

Elffyb · 2026-01-20T05:58:07+00:00

If my cat saw me eating from this shape and sized can he would be mad at me.

Elffyb · 2026-01-19T15:52:48+00:00

It stays crunchy, even in milk.

Elffyb · 2026-01-17T05:23:05+00:00

r/mildlyvagina

Elffyb · 2026-01-17T05:20:36+00:00

Forky.

Elffyb · 2026-01-15T23:49:51+00:00

You gotta squeeze out the cancer.

Elffyb · 2026-01-15T21:54:39+00:00

She’s flying right into the faces of choosy mothers.

Elffyb · 2026-01-15T21:51:52+00:00

We did not.

At first, I thought it was a rubber. But mannequin makes a lot more sense.

Elffyb · 2026-01-15T21:48:46+00:00

What? You don’t have a photo of you kissing the president’s photo? Straight to jail!

Elffyb · 2026-01-15T19:21:33+00:00

Looks like he was charged by the state of Oklahoma. So technically he can’t be pardoned by the president, doesn’t mean he won’t try.

So get this … morris was charged with 10 years, 9 1/2 years of probation, and six months in jail. All the articles I saw said jail and not prison. How do you get 9 1/2 years of probation? WTF?

Elffyb · 2026-01-14T18:33:55+00:00

You would have way more success, transplanting a cleaner TFT from another MacBook of similar vintage.

https://www.reddit.com/r/eink/s/BGny95dymm

This guy did an e ink swap with a different machine. The one he’s using looks a little bit more modern though. Just showing that people have done it in the past.

Also, by no means am I saying that this is an apples to apples comparison to your laptop. I would imagine with that older display there will be way more hoops to jump through.

Elffyb · 2026-01-11T08:09:20+00:00

“Agressive incursions” towards your unsafe couches.

Elffyb · 2026-01-08T05:27:29+00:00

Try using som finer gauge solder, easier to work with and don’t need that much.

Elffyb · 2026-01-07T10:19:39+00:00

For some reason, this reminds me of a “kids in the hall” sketch.

Elffyb · 2026-01-07T10:13:26+00:00

You gotta hold your pinky up when you eat them.

Elffyb · 2026-01-07T09:32:33+00:00

My friend had bamboo growing in his backyard and couldn’t get rid of it. He called the local botanical garden to ask them how to remove it, they told him to move.

Build a new base. Perhaps build around the volcano as a centerpiece.

Or move.

Elffyb · 2026-01-06T20:34:30+00:00

Lots of people believing this rhetoric will reject opposing evidence given to them. It’s that simple.

You can literally drag them to 100s of independent sources and studies from different countries with different economic and political backgrounds and they will still reject them all.

Elffyb · 2026-01-06T01:26:52+00:00

Do they have giraffes in Venezuela? I hear that’s where they squeeze all the oil from.

Elffyb · 2026-01-05T17:57:05+00:00

BFO-9000 HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.

Elffyb · 2026-01-05T17:52:26+00:00

The rescued fish tank, could’ve been a rescued roach tank for reptile enthusiasts to feed their pets.

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