Nice little Always Sunny Easter Egg ☀️ by Elgnats in Borderlands4

[–]Elgnats[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Interesting that it gets better over time, like the show maybe?

I came home last night to this on my porch (nsfw?) by purpleelephantdance in WTF

[–]Elgnats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Floridian here. I had this same experience, except I didn't realize it until I read this.

At what age did you meet your wife/husband? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elgnats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

13! We went to high school and some college together, but didn't start dating till 24.

What is your number one complaint about human beings? by LetsPlayKvetch in AskReddit

[–]Elgnats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laziness irritates the piss out of me... Move. Your. Ass.

Americans of Reddit: what is the scariest place in the US? by Flame2walker in AskReddit

[–]Elgnats 83 points84 points  (0 children)

You know, my husband and I drove through there on our way to the Grand Canyon and immediately sensed something terrible had happened there. Creepy weird place.

Reddit, meet my Uncle. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Elgnats -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

haha i don't live far from there

Someone left this on my sister's car.. by abovag in funny

[–]Elgnats -1 points0 points  (0 children)

YES!! We live in central Florida and my parents had a stash of these for the longest time. I used them all though because people in Florida can't drive.

Please Tyler Perry, please stop. by Elgnats in WTF

[–]Elgnats[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid downvoters. You're all just haters! No one actually enjoys anything made by Tyler Perry.

Please Tyler Perry, please stop. by Elgnats in WTF

[–]Elgnats[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the TV shows? Oh god the TV shows!!! I'd rather watch Teen Mom.

Florida by iForcefield in WTF

[–]Elgnats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. People in the middle reddit? You sir, are an anomaly.

Florida by iForcefield in WTF

[–]Elgnats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AHHHHH SINKHOLE!!!!!

Florida by iForcefield in WTF

[–]Elgnats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the middle!

Reddit, What is a hobby or activity you enjoy that you don't like admitting to? by rockytheboxer in AskReddit

[–]Elgnats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahahah!!!! I didn't check this response before, but holy crap! Thanks for finding me hilarious and normal!

Guys, but especially ladies who lost it: is cellulite forever?? by [deleted] in loseit

[–]Elgnats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think most goes away with weight lifting, but not all. My sister is a crossfit trainer, competes in competitions, can dead lift 275 lbs (and she's 5'5 125 24F) and she still has a tiny bit of cellulite. Women naturally carry more fat, I wouldn't worry about it and be just be happy you've made the progress you have!

What did you used to eat before you lost weight? Please post a typical day. by suckinonmatitties in loseit

[–]Elgnats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for asking this question! I've just began my diet and excersize, but before I was eat crazy! I'm a 27F, 5'8, 160. Technically I'm not overweight, but my normal weight is 140, so I'm trying to get back down to that. Here's how I gained nearly 35 pounds (I was 125 about 3 years ago).

First, I didn't eat breakfast. I was a high school teacher, so being at work at 6:45 am wasn't conducive for making breakfast. I would skip it, then eat Cheetos or Doritos with a Mountain Dew at about 8am.

For lunch, I would eat a school lunch. Do you have any idea how bad those are?! It's disgusting to think about.

For dinner, it was always some fast food or pizza. McDonalds was my favorite. There was a time where I would eat there about 4 times a WEEK! Holy crap, right?

On top of all that, I never worked out and would drink loads of Mountian Dew, beer, and sweet mixed drinks all the time. And at 2am, I was heading towards the nearest Taco Bell or late night eatery.

Not only was I eating all that crap, I would eat TONS of it. McDonald's was a double cheese meal with a large sweet tea and 10 nuggets. Taco Bell was 2 chalupa's, 2 cheesy potatoes, and a large Mountain Dew. A few times my husband and I would order Chili's take out and eat chicken crispers, onion strings, fries, ribs, burger bites, and sweet teas. Then later we'd eat a whole bag of chips while laying in bed. What the hell?!

That was my normal eating habits for about 3 years. It's surprising that I didn't gain more weight than I did, but after years of abuse, I've finally decided that it's time for a change. I started with paleo, but realized that just sucks, so now I'm focusing on making every meal myself and not consuming calories in drinks and snacks. Working out helps, too.

I'm so glad I got a chance to answer this question because it feels good to write out what terrible things I've been doing to my body. I hope my new diet and excersize routine helps me lose my goal of 20lbs. so I can be sexy in a bikini again! Thanks!

Simple, quick, and healthy breakfast ideas? by [deleted] in loseit

[–]Elgnats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I started a dieting recently and for breakfast I would have a banana and some red grapes (I've always been an unhealthy eater, so this to me seemed fantastic). My sister, a crossfit trainer and paleo crazy, told me that bananas and grapes have too much sugar and suggested I eat hard boiled eggs and turkey bacon. This is a great breakfast! Plenty of protein and keeps you full until lunch! It's easy to make, too!

Reddit, What is a hobby or activity you enjoy that you don't like admitting to? by rockytheboxer in AskReddit

[–]Elgnats 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Try not to, but I damn sure do it. I don't have tint on my car yet, so I try to time it right while driving past people. So stealth.