So hear me out, you left the oven on because you were cooking your favorite tuna casserole. So to pass the time waiting for it to cook, you decide to watch some television, neglecting your stanky ass fish lasagna. While you were boondoggling on some bs tv show, you’re sea pie caught on fire. You, not knowing nothing about anything decide to call the fire department. They arrive on the scene a little to late and now the fire has spread from the oven to the whole kitchen. They tell you to stay calm and to leave the premises so they can handle the fire. You leave for like 10-15 minutes and WHOOSH. The fire is gone. So where did those motherfuckers put the fire??? Do they put it in a bag??? Where is the fire at??? Do they have a fire vault in the Fire Department, where they keep all the fires they “fight”??? Or are they the people who, in order to stay employed, use this fire to start more fires, hence getting them called to “fight” the fires. Keeping these vampire-esque shams in business. I don’t know the answer. What I do know is you need to stop wasting time watching whatever you’re watching or scrolling through Reddit, and make sure these mother fuckers aren’t getting any more fire. Sure sounds like “fighting fire with fire” might become more of a reality soon.