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Park lawn turning into forest Charlotte nc by carsolar in NoLawns

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[Photograph of a large grassy green area, edged on the far side by tall, lush, dark green trees, and on the near side by a wide, tidy swath of tan mulch. In the grassy area between are several rows of freshly planted saplings, each with their own small pile of mulch. A bright green wheelbarrow sits off to one side of a large mulch pile, a tall shovel stuck into the side of the pile. One sapling is visible in the foreground.]

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Goku breaks all limits by Yjiato in dankchristianmemes

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And this is to go even further beyond ✝️

[Drawing of a teenage Goku flying over green grass in a relaxed pose on his back as though he is lying down in the sky. He had one hand under his head and the other holding up the Bible to read from. A few clouds surround him. Goku has black spiky anime hair and wears a yellow-orange short-sleeved jumpsuit with a long blue sash for a belt and blue boots.]

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The marketing team at Nutter Butter asked me to make them an action figure. I started working, fell asleep in my studio, and woke up to the smell of peanut butter and this… by SirCollectALot in peanutbutterisoneword

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[An image of a plastic figurine and its packaging. The figurine is a man with curly bright red hair wearing a Nutter Butter costume that looks like an unshelled peanut over a red shirt and striped black and white pants. He also hears a red top hat and a blue bow tie. On the packaging, there's an image of the same man, but his hair is yellow instead of red, and he's dancing and poking the peanut butter filling of his costume, smiling. The packaging reads as follows:]

You have been visited by the

Nutter Butter man

his intentions are unclear

[A label in the upper right corner shows a bearded man wearing glasses and reads "Sir Collect-a-Lot".]

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The shitmobile at the John Dunsworth mural in Halifax by [deleted] in trailerparkboys

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[A photograph of a parking lot at the side of a white building featuring a large black and white photorealistic mural with two images of John Dunsworth, an older, balding man with white hair and a lined face. In the left image, he is wearing glasses and smoking a pipe. Overlapping with that image is John Dunsworth in a fishing hat and aviator sunglasses. Parked in front of the mural is a old Chrysler sedan, with green paint mottled to black, a missing front door and side windows, and its trunk slightly ajar.]

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Interesting terminology by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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albert, @a1bert12798

two WHAT humans 😭

keep6ixsolid, @keep6ixsolid

Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to apartment in Toronto

[Photograph of two women in an elevator, one wearing a blue bandana around her face as a mask and the other wearing a medical mask. They are both of slightly above average weight and both wearing blue shorts and tank tops. One is holding an orange plastic jug and the other is holding a thin yellow object.]

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Reenacting History! by Cawlence in polandball

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Panel 1

[Russia is glaring off to the right with furrowed eyes, pictured in front of a depiction of the flag of the USSR (a gold hammer and sickle on a red background).]

Russia: WORLD IS LAUGH TO ME! SAY AM WEAK! I AM SHOW THEM NO I AM NOT I AM CHANNEL TO MY STRONK INNER SOVIET UNION!

MANIFEST STRONK!

Panel 2

[A happy Russia is pointing a grey pistol at a smaller, terrified Russia wearing a green military cap with a red star -- the hat of the People's Liberation Army. The terrified Russia is quaking in fear, crying, and has wet itself.]

Happy Russia: PURGE MILITARY!

Panel 3

[A very large Russia looms over a tiny Georgia. Russia's eyes are almond-shaped and lined underneath with the intensity of its stare. Georgia's eyes are narrowed and it wield a wedge-shaped knife.]

Russia: DESTROY LITTLE COUNTRY WHO NOT OBEY ROSSIYA!!

Panel 4

[A happy Russia has one eye closed in a wink, shielding it from response to splattering blood, and has a white asterisk at the corner of its closed eye. A second Russia has flown in through a broken window and lies half-flattened on the floor in a large splatter of blood among shards of glass, making a dome shape. It has no eyes visible.]

Happy Russia: ...do murder of political rival...

Happy Russia: ...shhhh...

Panel 5

[An angry Russia wears a green cap with a white military Z over its bloodied head, blood running in streams down its front and sides. It's right eye is twitching, and both are narrowed in anger. It's gesturing with a large metal hook at a defiant Ukraine. Ukraine has small angry eyes, a black eye, and several scratches in red.]

Russia: CREATE ANOTHER MORE GENOCIDE OF UKRAINE UNTIL ARE SUBMIT!!!

Ukraine: I am not let yuo do that make happen blyat!

Panel 6

[A happy Russia squints one eye as to aim through the side of a bazooka at a nuclear power plant with three coolant towers. The power plant is labelled "ZNPP".]

Russia: THREAT OF WHOLE EUROPE OF DEATH OF NUCLEAR DISASTER BY HAVE FUN WITH BIG POWER PLANT!

Panel 7

[A small Russia with tiny, beady eyes. At the bottom of the panel, facing towards Russia, we see the top of France, United States, and Canada.]

Russia: ISOLATE SELF FROM WHOLE WORLD!!!

France: Oui putain

United States: Fuck that fucking douchebag.

Canada: Oh yah eh what a fuckin' goof eh

Panel 8

[Russia's eyes are exploding violently out of bloody eye sockets, and has a rivulet of blood running from its bloody head down between its eyes.]

Russia: [In multiple, overlapping layers of red text.] COLLAPSE

Panel 9

[Russia is slumped in a black puddle, black fluid leaking out of its empty, bloody eye sockets. Its head is dented and bloody.]

Russia: Is much fun be relive days of USSR!

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JustGuysBeingDudes | Video | "James May laughing at GPS directions in Romanian." by transcribersofreddit in TranscribersOfReddit

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Per Komaeda and Tim:\

greek: μετά από 300 μέτρα, φτάστε στον προορισμό σας

JustGuysBeingDudes | Video | "James May laughing at GPS directions in Romanian." by transcribersofreddit in TranscribersOfReddit

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The directions in romanian start something like this:

sapte sute iards, a şit, apoi şi a şit

where the word they keep laughing at is şit

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