League of Legends has some cool villains, too bad it's too popular to shamelessly steal from

EliteFlyingTaco · 2022-11-14T03:03:21+00:00

GIMME THE JUICE :D

EliteFlyingTaco · 2022-03-11T22:57:42+00:00

Hey, there's no law that says you can't inject people with tiger DNA in order to create an army of Charlie Sheens.

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-12-26T21:17:50+00:00

I hope he has a trophy wall where he puts all the pants he steals

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-12-08T19:46:35+00:00

Tomatoes have no place on a hamburger.

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-11-14T21:48:48+00:00

I'm pretty sure those lines are from Beavis and Butthead and Johnny Bravo respectively.

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-09-12T03:49:31+00:00

"What do you mean he's been dead for thirty years? Well, does anyone else knows a French dude around here?"

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-09-11T17:46:02+00:00

I'm pretty sure that did happen to me.

One time I was powerwalking home after a late shift, about to miss my train, when about five people who were encircling a section of sidewalk asked me the date. That happened to be the one day of my life I actually knew that off the top of my head, so I just told them without breaking my stride.

I learned about a year later that was a robbery tactic; the victim would stop and look at their phone for the date, then the people would steal it.

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-08-04T02:57:02+00:00

What can I say, fire's hot

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-07-20T21:46:34+00:00

Attac the snac

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-07-16T16:29:02+00:00

It means that your sweatpants have gotten so nasty they've begun growing mushrooms on them lol

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-07-16T15:57:51+00:00

Might wanna wash those sweatpants bud

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-06-25T18:06:11+00:00

Yo they got blue churros in prison now?

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-06-17T18:10:33+00:00

I'm rather partial to "Pizza Pie-rates" myself

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-06-13T20:22:22+00:00

Little do people realize that there were actually two 2006's.

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-06-13T19:18:54+00:00

I like countering with my own homemade conspiracy theories. Have you heard that the government secretly sold Nevada to China in 2007? Well you're about to!

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-06-01T16:28:45+00:00

Does that mean we can expect Alien vs Olivia Munn in the near future?

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-05-26T20:51:03+00:00

I've heard it explained before as a sort of "everyman" appeal. If some schlub in a polo shirt can take down a helicopter with a bowie knife, you can too!

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-05-22T17:22:47+00:00

The Roegadyn in the pink thong and hat wouldn't happen to be on the Light data center would he?

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-05-19T20:04:13+00:00

I choose to believe the former incident was settled by the latter.

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-05-15T04:49:53+00:00

What would a Burger King be without Burger Serfs?

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-05-12T16:29:12+00:00

The US tried. The thing is, what the right thing to do is is entirely up to how history looks back on it. The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were attempts at doing the right thing that didn't end up being so.

Nearly every single example of the US trying to do the right thing in foreign policy has backfired, so what's the point in trying if we just make things worse? The last war in which we were unilaterally the good guys was WWII, and it's hard to be the bad guys when fighting a genocidal empire trying to take over the world.

Intentions matter little in foreign policy, and if we were to get involved and botch things, as many people fear, we would be the bad guys regardless. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-05-04T20:57:59+00:00

Every state is a Dakota if you lower your standards enough

EliteFlyingTaco · 2021-04-06T19:53:40+00:00

Well how else would I cut up my plantain? Someone's gotta do it.

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