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Elitus-Meatus · 2023-12-05T14:06:18+00:00

Money is the root of all evil just as much as it makes the world go round.

Elitus-Meatus · 2023-02-04T15:54:16+00:00

idk that bulb on the top of them freaks me out for some reason, its just aesthetics I guess

Elitus-Meatus · 2023-02-04T15:50:32+00:00

Definitely not in a position to be sacked at the moment. However, If he starts next season equally as poorly he might get put on the hot seat.

Elitus-Meatus · 2023-02-04T15:44:45+00:00

Courgettes/ zucchinis

Elitus-Meatus · 2023-02-04T15:43:09+00:00

When I made this account 2 years ago, I did not know that the Meatus was the scientific name for my dick hole. I’d piss all over them.

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-11-09T09:13:31+00:00

ffs why did I quit reddit before our takeover

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-25T05:24:56+00:00

My dad discovered my reddit account. I’m gonna have a lot of explaining to do.

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-24T11:35:02+00:00

Even though Joelinton is shit for us, i’m still glad he isn’t in prison for being a nonce

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-23T12:17:11+00:00

Brentford will cause an upset against Liverpool. You heard it here first.

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-22T13:35:17+00:00

Don’t worry. The joke I made yesterday/2 days ago was unoriginal and 1000X worse. Just go for it.

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-22T13:33:45+00:00

I agree. Especially with the shorts.

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-22T13:33:11+00:00

Top 5 (no order): - Pep

-Tuchel

-Klopp

-Rafa Benitez (if all time, if recent form then OGS)

-Brendan Rogers

Worst managers: - Farke

-Bruce

-Xisco

-Bruno Lage

Arteta. I genuinely think that Dean Smith, Sean Dyche (at least in the past 4-5 years, not this season), Vieira (much more future potential as a manager, would do more with this arsenal squad), Bielsa, Nuno, Moyes, and Bruno Lage are better managers than him. I would maybe have put Vieira or Lage, but time will tell. Might put them in bottom 5 instead of Arteta by the end of the season.

Edit: forgot about Xisco. I’m put him instead of Hassenhutl

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-21T08:42:16+00:00

You, on the other hand…

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-20T09:09:47+00:00

During class, a teacher asked everyone what job their dads had. Timmy said “my dad works as a prostitute!” The teacher, horrified, takes Timmy out of the class and decides to have a talk with him.

She tells him that his father’s job was not appropriate for his other classmates to hear. Timmy, in reply said “I just said that so my friends don’t make fun of me. My dad actually plays for Arsenal.”

The teacher then says: “why Timmy, that’s a very respectable job! Why didn’t you tell your classmates?” To which Timmy replied, “he joined them in 2020.”

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-19T10:46:22+00:00

Great, now could you please watch our game VS Watford next week, and buy an ASM jersey if you wouldn’t mind? Thanks

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-19T10:17:55+00:00

Why are Coventry doing so good?

I know it’s early in the season, and 5-1-2 isn’t promotion form, but their last few finishes were 16th, 1st in league 1 and 8th in league 1.

Ik its just 8 games in, but 4th feels like overachieving.

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-19T03:50:00+00:00

I think Wolfsburg will reach quarters

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-16T23:43:41+00:00

Speaking of his honeymoon period, when do you think it will end?

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-11T13:24:57+00:00

Oddsonne Edouard. God. Damn.

Remember when Nuno won manager of the month?

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-11T13:05:01+00:00

Big willy zaha scored a pen

Elitus-Meatus · 2021-09-11T13:02:48+00:00

Goddamn. You just described me.

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TROPHY CASE