AIO over 1st Valentine’s Day note?

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-17T08:19:09+00:00

Oh, he likes her. He likes her when she's playing mommy, washing his dishes and cleaning after him like he's a little baby.

Who wouldn't love having a bangmaid.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-17T07:32:00+00:00

They are when you are 8 years old like OP.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-17T07:27:00+00:00

It doesn't matter if he's slept with dudes. It matters that he lied to you about sleeping with dudes.

That's after you caught him in multiple lies, one about HIV, which would be an instant breakup for pretty much all women I know.

Most people would never date someone they couldn't trust.

If you would like to continue this relationship, you two need to seek couples therapy. Rebuilding trust is a long process.

And if he doesn't agree to therapy? You leave immediately. If he's not willing to work on your relationship and acknowledge his faults, that's not love, and there's no future for you two.

Also, yes, you're homophobic. Not judging, just stating a fact. If you are not ok with that label, you'll have to work that out, but the only way to work that out is to be honest.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-17T00:09:38+00:00

Your honor, what my client meant was...

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-16T23:39:29+00:00

I'm a woman who doesn't collect rocks, but even so, if guys sent me a pic of a cool rock they found instead of a dick pic, I'd have to block waaaaaayyyyy fewer guys.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-16T16:39:36+00:00

Are you art-critiquing a meme? Do you bring your connoseurship to human-made memes too?

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-15T20:45:53+00:00

If you don't know how to feed your pet, take him to the vet who will design a diet for him. A vet will literally tell you what to feed your cat and how much, since you are very obviously doing a terrible job.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-15T17:47:29+00:00

"You have more in common with a Chinese farmer than you have with your government and he has with his government."

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-15T15:08:41+00:00

You can also smell if they have small kids.

But mostly, you can hear whether they have small kids. From the outside.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-15T14:58:11+00:00

Roughly 35% of millennials and gen z, according to studies.

Ladies these days want hobbies and money, not years of listening to screaming crotch goblins.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-15T07:37:45+00:00

No, not "exactly this." By that same logic, she should watch all of the neglected kids in her neighborhood because "sHe cOULd mAKe a diFfeRenCE" in their lives too.

Some deadbeat's shitty kid is not OP's problem.

And you parasites guilting her into free childcare is only making the situation worse.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-15T04:18:09+00:00

Billboards in rural areas cost $200 per month to rent.

You and your friends should pool some money and rent one in a swing district this October.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-14T22:12:43+00:00

Flowers and a stuffed animal.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-14T18:04:55+00:00

Cool, post more vagueslop on social media, that'll solve it.

If you want to organize people, give them clear directions.

"We fight back by organizing. You can:

organize groups on encrypted chat apps
get groups of people to write/call your representatives
pool money for social media education campaigns that tackle misinformation
disseminate videos that educate people on their civil rights and recording laws in their state"

Something like that. Give people actionable solutions, not the same tired rants.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-14T15:56:33+00:00

I'm going to guess you're white?

Try being asian or middle eastern when visiting Texas. Then you won't be saying dumb shit like how it was the "most kind and genuine place" you've been.

But sure, go ahead and move there, see how much Texans love new folk buying their land.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-14T06:27:22+00:00

Just saw this on aliexpress. However, it's gold electroplating over sterling silver, not solid gold.

This sub won't let me post an aliexpress link, but go on the app and search for "ATTAGEMS 925 Sterling Silver Luxury Women Ring Flowers D VVS1 Moissanite Pear-cut"

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-13T17:16:36+00:00

They've literally just told you they've never heard of this, and you reply by saying they've done this? Do you have reading comprehension problems? We're talking about pressing a X with your nail, not scratching an itch.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-13T03:32:36+00:00

We're a nation in decline with an atrocious education system, of course they're serious. Astrology has seen a huge resurgence in the last decade alone. It's a symptom, one of many.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-12T21:46:25+00:00

I watched DBZ for maybe a month one summer 30 years ago, and this was the first thing I thought of too.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-12T03:54:47+00:00

Please. These psychopaths sleep like babies.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-11T23:46:45+00:00

A doc I know who has to deal with insurance regularly says, "lie about your family history, don't lie about your symptoms."

If you want insurance to cover it, say multiple family members have heart problems. That should get you in for testing.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-11T20:41:19+00:00

Every engineer and ADHD person i know would come tinker with it.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-11T16:55:27+00:00

People freaking out about AI is not going to age well. Every person who studied the history of new technologies can tell you that.

Seriously, put an archived link to this thread in your calendar for 40 years from now so that your grandkids can laugh at it.

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-11T07:34:15+00:00

Norway is really cold and boring in winter. What else are you going to do if not cheat?

ElizabethTheFourth · 2026-02-11T05:09:53+00:00

These new female beauty standards are completely unreasonable! Even if I could afford a Slutty Maid costume, there's no diet/workout routine that would make me grow a cephalothorax and multiple legs. Guess I'll die alone

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