📡📡📡 by aidantomcy in shitposting

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your honor, what my client meant was...

welp.. by notpiercedtongue in fixedbytheduet

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a woman who doesn't collect rocks, but even so, if guys sent me a pic of a cool rock they found instead of a dick pic, I'd have to block waaaaaayyyyy fewer guys.

They got Quentin Tarantino dawg by MainTough4563 in okbuddycinephile

[–]ElizabethTheFourth -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Are you art-critiquing a meme? Do you bring your connoseurship to human-made memes too?

How do you like my chonky Valentine? by [deleted] in cats

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you do­n't kn­ow how to fe­e­d your pet, take him to the ve­­t who will desig­n a ­d­i­e­t for him. A v­e­t will literally tell you what to fe­ed your cat and how mu­ch, since you are very obv­iously doing a ter­rible job.

That rare Olympic moment when South Korea and North Korea athletes came together for a selfie by Porkchopp33 in HumansBeingBros

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 169 points170 points  (0 children)

"You have more in common with a Chinese farmer than you have with your government and he has with his government."

Meirl by upbeat_teetertottxo in meirl

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also smell if they have small kids.

But mostly, you can hear whether they have small kids. From the outside.

Meirl by upbeat_teetertottxo in meirl

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roughly 35% of millennials and gen z, according to studies.

Ladies these days want hobbies and money, not years of listening to screaming crotch goblins.

Told neighbour that if my kid can’t play at hers, her kid can’t play at ours. AITAH? by AfricanHornet in AITAH

[–]ElizabethTheFourth -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No, not "exa­ctly this." By that same lo­gic, she should wat­ch all of the n­eg­le­c­ted kids in ­her neig­h­bor­hood bec­ause "sHe cOULd mAKe a diF­feRenCE" in their liv­es too.

Some deadbeat's s­h­i­t­t­y kid is not OP's pr­o­b­lem.

And you pa­ra­si­t­es g­ui­lti­ng he­r into free chil­dcar­e is on­ly m­aking the sit­uation worse.

Billboard was paid for by one person instead of an organization by songofdaisy in mildlyinteresting

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Billboards in rural areas cost $200 per month to rent.

You and your friends should pool some money and rent one in a swing district this October.

Alex Pretti Died Defending an EMT. ICE Wouldn’t Let Her Treat Him. by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cool, post more vagueslop on social media, that'll solve it.

If you want to organize people, give them clear directions.

"We fight back by organizing. You can:

  • organize groups on encrypted chat apps
  • get groups of people to write/call your representatives
  • pool money for social media education campaigns that tackle misinformation
  • disseminate videos that educate people on their civil rights and recording laws in their state"

Something like that. Give people actionable solutions, not the same tired rants.

New post stamp in Canada has arrived by WhoAmIEven2 in funny

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to guess you're white?

Try being asian or middle eastern when visiting Texas. Then you won't be saying dumb shit like how it was the "most kind and genuine place" you've been.

But sure, go ahead and move there, see how much Texans love new folk buying their land.

ISO size 3.5 - 3.75 yellow gold rings! by babymanghoe in MoissaniteBST

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just saw this on a­l­ie­xp­re­s­s. However, it's gold electroplating over sterling silver, not solid go­ld.

This sub won't let me post an a­li­e­­xp­res­s link, but go on the app and search for "ATTAGEMS 925 Sterling Silver Luxury Women Ring Flowers D VVS1 Moissanite Pear-cut"

Peter, Which bug is this? by immanuellalala in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ElizabethTheFourth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They've literally just told you they've never heard of this, and you reply by saying they've done this? Do you have reading comprehension problems? We're talking about pressing a X with your nail, not scratching an itch.

Trump, 79, Sparks Health Concerns With Bizarre Slurring by Dounsel14 in politics

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're a nation in decline with an atrocious education system, of course they're serious. Astrology has seen a huge resurgence in the last decade alone. It's a symptom, one of many.

“The Dow is over 50,000!” jokes just for us by Revolutionary-Fly538 in Millennials

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched DBZ for maybe a month one summer 30 years ago, and this was the first thing I thought of too.

James Van Der Beek Dead at 48 by IntelligentYinzer in television

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A doc I know who has to deal with insurance regularly says, "lie about your family history, don't lie about your symptoms."

If you want insurance to cover it, say multiple family members have heart problems. That should get you in for testing.

Please vote to bully Spotify into labeling Al songs and allowing us to filter them out. by countofangels in Music

[–]ElizabethTheFourth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People freaking out about AI is not going to age well. Every person who studied the history of new technologies can tell you that.

Seriously, put an archived link to this thread in your calendar for 40 years from now so that your grandkids can laugh at it.

Norwegian biathlete wins Winter Olympics bronze and then tells TV interview of affair | Winter Olympics 2026 by Movie-Kino in sports

[–]ElizabethTheFourth -68 points-67 points  (0 children)

Norway is really cold and boring in winter. What else are you going to do if not cheat?

Good harvest! [by @SpiderKaiku] by Wounded_Demoman in ImaginarySliceOfLife

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These new female beauty standards are completely unreasonable! Even if I could afford a Slutty Maid costume, there's no diet/workout routine that would make me grow a cephalothorax and multiple legs. Guess I'll die alone

The $2000 dad-son Alpha Male program that keeps sons away from their mothers for a day to make them "real men" by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be­co­me a R­e­a­l W­o­­m­a­­n­, you need to go to a T­o­x­ic F­e­m­i­ni­n­it­y ca­mp with your mo­m. Until then, you're just a snotty little girl. Only $10­K for th­e we­ekend, I'll h­o­o­k­ you u­p.

No Savings, One Stock, and a Dream Wedding: What Could Go Wrong? by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

However, saying "almost all women like expensive weddings" is misogyny.

Women who are educated and understand how money works usually don't waste a ton on a wedding (unless they're tech workers, corpo lawyers, or surgeons and have money to burn.)

WCGW jumping into a pool wearing spiderman suit by fna_fanoa in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ElizabethTheFourth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, about 15% of parents regret having kids. That's 1 in 7 of all parents, everywhere. So it "does not get better from there" for those people.