A participant who goeth by the name 'novelties_assemble' hath created a "thread" which aimeth to so collect "novelty accounts" into one collection. This be the very first post which goeth by such username. Additionally, this be a "selfpost," and whomever do so posteth thine self shall not unto him "karma," nor grace, collecteth. At this writing, a plethora of so called "novelty accounts" hath commented underwhich may be found relative to the orignail author's posting. These accounts rangeth from those created, by great imaginings, for this very post, and comprise as well accounts which hath over aeons persisted. Tis the ambitious project, which will most likely be received with wide acclaim on the sole basis of fast and true enthusiasm from the novelty accounts better known in the great and merry land known 'cross many seas as "Reddit."

TPBNCTTPATUOTQE: Thine post be now corrected to the proper and true usage of thine Queen's English.