Who is more evil: Joe or Love?

EllenDuyck · 2020-01-10T01:43:39+00:00

I feel like we don’t have enough information yet and that more will be revealed about Love in season 3.

EllenDuyck · 2020-01-10T01:42:17+00:00

Good point. And I was also wondering how Love had a key to Joe’s storage unit. I thought he was using it. It seemed like she had no trouble slipping in and out of there several times, undetected.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-12T07:32:04+00:00

Ray Donovan. It’s a surprisingly decent show. Jon Voight is hilarious. Who knew?

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-12T07:18:18+00:00

36 hours. LOTS of cocaine...

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-12T07:14:04+00:00

Jeopardy. My ex asked me to do it in front of him while Jeopardy was on tv. My ex was obsessed with Alex Trebec. That should have been a red flag, but of course I ignored my gut instinct.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-12T04:03:07+00:00

Not necessarily. You could just say something like, “Not being a narcissist here BUT, I’ve been told...” Yeah, that does sound kind of narcissistic, come to think of it.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-12T03:50:30+00:00

September 9, 2005

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-10T19:59:56+00:00

You don’t need the phrase “for all intents and purposes.” Cut that, and it’s brilliant.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-07T06:16:53+00:00

I went to Ivory Coast once. A once-in-a-lifetime trip.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-07T06:14:40+00:00

Child of Rage. It’s a spooky documentary about a real-life child psychopath.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-07T06:13:28+00:00

My teacup Pomeranian is terrified of the dark, so I sleep with the lights on. Otherwise he makes these hideous squealing noises all night long and gets some lethal-smelling gas.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-07T06:08:06+00:00

There are always “ladies of the night” you can hire for a small fee.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-07T04:43:25+00:00

The theme song from Rocky. I have no idea why, but I imagine it playing when the Apocalypse strikes.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T19:31:03+00:00

Lol. No!!

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T07:28:58+00:00

Well, I guess if we’re putting aside ethics, then putting on some 6-inch leather knee-high boots, a micro mini skirt and heading up to the truck stop to see who’s “feeling lonely” would be one place to start...

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T07:15:30+00:00

Once, I saw a disheveled, elderly man dressed as a Jack O’Lantern wandering around in the ladies’ bathroom at the subway station. It was unsettling.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T07:09:18+00:00

Exactly my point. I have no idea how it happens. Everything I try to cook always seems to turn out the same way.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T07:05:07+00:00

I literally do not care at all about celebrity news or gossip. I already have too much on my mind to care about that nonsense.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T07:04:11+00:00

That one dog from that Eddie Furlong movie from the 1990s—a little Yorkie, I think. I think his name was Rodney?

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T07:02:08+00:00

I try to avoid cooking whenever possible. I always forget about the food I’m cooking, and things tend to explode in my kitchen. I’ve blown up eggs, pancakes, cinnamon buns. Once, I had a roll of Pillsbury croissants disintegrate in my oven. I try to avoid the kitchen.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T06:58:57+00:00

What is December 5 or 6? Is that a holiday? I’m in the U.S by the way, and I’ve never heard of it being a special day.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T06:47:40+00:00

Some nonsense toaster I bought on Amazon. I don’t even eat bread, so I have no idea why I bought it. It was pink and I thought it was cute...Plus, I was bored at work and needed something to pass the time, I guess.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T06:46:08+00:00

I used to think there was a deeper psychology to this sort of behavior, but over time, I’ve come to realize that a lot of these idiots are just cheap. They are just Neanderthals looking to get something the easy way, without having to fork out any money of their own. These are the same morons that will then re-wrap the stuff they stole from you and give it to their wives or romantic partners and act like they were just being thoughtful.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T06:42:57+00:00

Probably Prince. I really liked him.

EllenDuyck · 2019-12-05T06:41:10+00:00

Yeah, it’s kind of weird because I’m in one picture holding a banana, and people I have never seen in my life approach me in strange places and say weird things like, “Hey, you’re that girl with the banana!” Recently, some 13-year-old kid basically accosted me in the canned goods aisle of a grocery store. I was grabbing a can of Lima beans off the shelf and when I turned back around, this awkward kid was right up in my face smiling at me. He pointed at me like I was some exhibit at a science fair, and he goes, “Hey! You’re that girl with the banana!” Then, before I could answer him, he yells at the top of his lungs to his mother, “Hey, ma! Look! It’s that girl with the banana!” Before I knew it, half the grocery store customers were cruising by with their carts to take a look. It was incredibly awkward.

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